So, hey there. Come here often? I get a whole page to write about myself, and I have no idea what to put here. Or there. Or anywhere.

Guess I'll put down stuff about me! Like likes, dislikes, hobbies, and my favorite color because why not. Maybe some ground rules, too. Pretty shy, though.

Age: 18

Sex: Female. Because my username doesn't make that obvious.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, breathing, thinking, listening to music, looking for secret little secrets because why not, playing the clarinet/bass clarinet because I wanna out do Squidward, talking to myself. Pretty much doing that right now.

Likes: Long walks on the beach, dancing in the moonli- oh, its not that kind of profile. I like being alive. It's nice, a little challenging and depressing, but it has it's moments. I like to read, write, play the clarinet way better than Squidward, breathing, read fanfiction because I'm addicted. I also like being snarky and sarcastic at my own expense. Good for a few cheap laughs, heh. I like taking what people believe and finding new meanings in it. Basically a psychologist/philosopher at a young age. Good for me Pretty obsessed with Rise of The Guardians. And Kingdom Hearts, but I refuse to touch that with a ten foot pole. I like sexual innuendo, too. Can't go wrong with a well placed sex joke.

Dislikes: Judgement, rejection, snide remarks made out of spite rather than good-hearted jest, the word jest, and really I don't like most things that would hurt a person. Not that different than everyone else!

Ground rules:

If I do a pairing/ship, that's pretty nice. Don't demand, though. Writing is like a one-sided battle where writer's block wins most of the time. Especially porn. Let's just take that word and throw it out the window and wait for it to come back like a boomerang. After all, you let go what you love and it comes back or whatever that quote is because I come off as an illiterate when I talk about this stuff.

I have social phobia, and I might take longer to post parts or reply to personal messages due to that. I'm afraid of being judged, but you can judge me, I'll deal. People scare me. They scare me so much that the brown leaves my eyes. I want us to get along, really I do, and I'll probably come off a lot nicer in a message than I do on here because I always get snarky when I talk about myself.

I write when I can. I'm getting out of highschool and getting into college to pursue the most difficult thing ever. A degree. Formal education is not my forte. Also, I am a control freak. I plan everything before I do it. Even how I brush my teeth.

Don't flame! You'll break me, no joke. I take it to heart.