My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.

Legacy - A gift; sometimes unknowingly bestowed. Bella met Edward in a London pub, never imagining where each would be 7 years later: he a Congressman fueled by ever-growing political ambition, she the woman with an explosive secret that can end all his dreams. But Bella might soon find that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that Edward may harbor his own dark secrets.

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Brilliant artist Edward is celebrated in the art world, but are trappings of fame also destroying him? In the lust filled world of art-whores & predators, feisty Bella knocks him off his pedestal. Will he realize that she alone has the power to heal him? ...Note: The primary story of Work of Art was pulled and published.

Bella Swan, speech writer to Senator Cullen is new to politics & D.C. Edward Masen, Chief of Staff to Senator Volturi having grown up surrounded by politics is jaded by it all. Can Bella survive this new world & can Edward overcome his prejudices? AH

Bella Swan, 21 working at a dead end job as a Personal Shopper at Mason & Sons department store. Edward Cullen, 29 playboy and Vice-President of Mason & Sons. After being laid off of work, Bella finds a baby while at looking for a new job.

Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.

Edward Cullen lives for fantasy football. He's all about winning. What happens his title is threatened by a beautiful woman? Will he decide that fantasy is still better than reality? A birthday fic for Twilover76

Edward, owner of a specialty food market wants to carry a very delectable treat for his bakery section. Problem is, the owner of Izza-B's-Bakery is a hard woman to pin down, until she isn't. Will Edward find his happily ever after? Will Izza-B's-Bakery be a a staple in Edward's store? This is a birthday O/S for my friend PostApocalypticDepository. Enjoy! Edward/Bella/citrus warning

Their families hated each other. They had competed with each other all through high school. But now they were stuck on a plane sitting next to each as they head home for the holidays. Merry Christmas everyone!

This one-shot was written for my dearest friend, mizzezpattinson. Come join me as Bella Swan has her world turned upside down when one Edward Cullen, aka the devil, moves in next door.

Two people. One night. No power. Can two people fall for each other as they seek shelter? Rated M because Edward has a British accent and wears suspenders. My birthday present for Cosmogirl7481.

A Christmas short story with daily updates concluding on December 25th. Short chapters. Newly qualified English teacher, Bella Swan, and Head Teacher, Edward Cullen, are totally hot for each other, but their work and other unforeseen circumstances keep them from getting together. Will they get their Happily Ever After at Christmas?

Sometimes flippant words are really the truth spoken out loud. What happens when someone overhears you and decides to give you what you secretly want but never knew?

Live action role play. Edward had heard of it, but he'd never given it much thought until he promised his coworker Bella a favor he couldn't refuse. Little did he know she was anything but the mousy pushover he saw every day at work. Collab with EveryDayBella

Bella Swan is a confident, high-achieving businesswoman, but when it comes to the opposite sex, she's rather nervous. Enter sexy, suave, charismatic restaurateur Edward Cullen, who seems to have a way of getting to let her guard down. But is he really as smooth as he seems? Originally an entry for the DTE Contest- now to be continued as a multi-chapter fic.

A story about two friends, a three-day music festival, and stupid love. EPOV.

Bella's roommate, Kate, offers her a place to stay during Christmas break. Unfortunately for Bella, Kate's dad is kind of hot. Attraction, UST, and a meddling daughter may just bring these two together. AH; ExB.

Edward Masen: successful actor, admired by many, desired by thousands; he had everything he could have possibly wanted, except … happiness. One night, while trying to escape his crazy life, he literally made a "right" turn, which led him to Little Bell. Could finding that happiness really be as easy as pie?

**My entry for the 2013 Age of Edward Contest, Literotica category. Winner of a Judge's Choice Award and runner-up for another Judge's Choice Award.** I'm on the unsinkable ship. The one that History tells us hit an iceberg and sank at two-twenty a.m. on April 15, 1912. I'm on Titanic - and I've traveled through time and space to save her.

After studying under his famous Uncle, young Edward Cullen is sought by a small Northeastern town to rid them of a suspected witch before another child dies, a victim of her black magic. Rumors and whispers are rampant and all of them point to the town outcast, Isabella Swan. Will Edward discover the truth, or fall under the witch's spell? Entry for the Age of Edward Contest 2013.

Former Congressman Edward Cullen has finally overcome the forces that tried to keep him away from Bella and their daughter, Elizabeth, and the three have settled into a life together. But when Bella becomes pregnant again, how will Edward deal with nine months of expectation, combined with a new campaign run? A short story based on The Cullen Legacy. Daily updates. Rated M.

Former lovers lay it all out on the table. Taking shots never hurt this good. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest

Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.

It started on a perfect Fall day on a hayride through a pumpkin patch. All Bella had planned was to take her daughter, Marie, on a hayride with her preschool to get a pumpkin. Maybe a Happy Meal if Maire was good. What she didn't have planned was to meet the father of Marie's best friend, Ant, and fall head over heels so fast. Canon Couples. All Human. One Shot.

I couldn't believe I was doing this. But I had stayed quiet for too long. There was no one in the world for me except for him. It's time to stop a wedding. AH/Edward&Bella

Edward Cullen has just become the most powerful gangster in the world - all because of an arranged marriage.

Bored Edward meets refreshingly honest Bella. A frustrating day of moving house turns into a night at a birthday party, where bare chests, ouzo and strippers become a recipe for falling in love - a short bit of fluff as a birthday present for Heather Maven. E&B AH Humor/Romance Rated M

NOMINATED FOR THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK! Inspired by Jane Austen's Persuasion. At 18, Bella's respected family prevent her from running away with poor orphan Edward. Years later and their fortunes have reversed. Edward is a rich music producer. Bella is an impovershed writer living with her sister, a single mother. But Edward and Bella's paths are about to cross again...

"I don't care if he's the CEO of a company that manufactures chocolate-coated puppies and rainbows. The guy is a jerk." Bella just isn't impressed by good-looking men who own their own companies, especially when they're used to getting their own way and don't take no for an answer. AH. INCOMPLETE, please see AN in latest chapter.

Bella feels as though her life has been in a stall for the last several years. She's surrounded by men, yet is totally alone. Good enough to be their friend but not their girlfriend. Corporate pilot, Edward flies in and attempts to change her views on the world. Will she take his hand and follow her her heart? Or watch him fly away without her?

Recently divorced, Bella struggles to find a new life for her and her son Jake. Enter Edward and his son, Emmett. Used to being alone, finding Bella is an unexpected surprise for Edward. Blending their lives together sometimes requires an extra shot on goal to even things up. A simple, heartwarming story of two single parents finding love again, healing and building a new family.

A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free

Two rivals. One election. Who will come out on top? A mini-fic written for Dreamweaver94's birthday. AH, High School, ExB

Bella watches swim god Edward Masen from afar. What happens when he gets close enough to touch? My entry for the Make Me Laugh Contest. First place in Public vote and the Judges's pick.

All he wants is a distraction. And a distraction is what he gets when a night out with friends leads to a steamy hook-up. Of course, sometimes things look different in the morning... but that's the trouble with one-night stands in locked down Boston.

As the President of the United States, Edward Cullen finds it difficult to meet women. So his brother secretly employs the services of an escort agency to help fulfill certain presidential needs. OOC AU

Anger Management part 4 - The series finale - Married life pleases Edward, until Bella changes his life forever. Can he look past his own wants and desires when he faces Fatherhood? The last journey of Angryward as he moves into the realm of unknown...Pregnancy, Suburbia, Baby Showers...can he handle it, or will he lose his cool? Because, he IS Angryward, afterall!

Dr. Edward Cullen loves his job, but lives for his daughter. When her little world explodes he will do anything to piece it back together. But could the solution also bring him the happiness he didn't realize he was missing?

She'd read the book. She'd seen multiple iterations of the movie. How did Bella Swan end up living it? One-shot. E/B. AH/OOC.

Originally written for the F4LLS compilation; two strangers, one night and a chance meeting.

Just months away from inheriting a fortune and the family business, 17 year old orphan, Bella, is out of control – a wild child with a platinum card and a killer bod. Can Edward, as her legal guardian and CEO of Swan Publishing, rein her in and prevent her from ruining everything he's worked for? AH, OOC. Rated M for language, adult situations and dramatic plotlines.

Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M

Divorce is a dirty business. A socialite decides that her husband is having an affair and hires the best divorce attorney she can find...Bella Swan. Who will the doctor bring to the mediation table, and what kind of history will opposing counsel share?

We wake up every morning as strangers and go to bed as lovers. A story of the survival of love. Even if the mind forgets, the heart will always remember AH

Third installment in the Anger Management series. Angryward is now dealing with caterers, floral arrangements and seating charts. How will Bella help him cope? Maybe some serious Anger Management lessons will help...'cause he's still got 'em!

Sequel to Anger Management. Follow Angryward as he learns to deal with Bella moving in, falling deeper in love and the ever present Anger Management issues he continues to deal with. Yep, he's still got 'em!

I'm pissed off...My anger is at all time high. The best way to relieve that frustration and stress is using my willing new assistant for some release. She prances around in those see through blouses and tight skirts. #1 in a series of 4

A girl about to break. A boy who so desperately wants to help. Will she let him in ?

Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC

Bella is a mute vampire who was turned while searching for her lost possibly dead brother.70yrs later she found him. Will she be able to gain her brother back plus a family. Will she find love or will someone from the past prevent her. Canon parings

Best selling author Edward Cullen gets roped into being on The Bachelor. He feels a connection with a reluctant bachelorette on the first night, but what are the odds it will sustain itself until the final rose ceremony? Pick a Pic Entry

Bella, or Cupid, as the world knows her, has always dedicated her time to spreading love. What happens when the man who she's decided to help, turns out to be more than a regular mark.1st place public vote winner of the Enchantment o/s Contest!

Heistward Shuffle Challenge Entry. Edward inadvertently falls for his mark. His attempt to make amends puts them both in great danger. 9878 words. EPOV. Rated M. Inspiration song: Right Girl by The Maine. AH/AU/OOC

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. More like always the friend, never the girlfriend. The eternally unlucky Bella Swan is an unwitting matchmaker and a magnet for soul mates ... for everyone but herself. Fluff. AH. Edward/Bella.

In the jungle known as the Upper East Side, playboy extraordinaire Edward Cullen needs to find a bride in order to unlock his inheritance. Throw in platonic friend Bella Swan. Thank God for good friends, or will they mess? AH AU EB.

Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS

2nd SMC entry! Edward and Bella are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill the same person. Thing is- neither of them know about the other's occupation. Love gets lethal between husband and wife and deadly secrets are revealed. ExB, LEMON!

-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-