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Perhaps I won't abandon writing a story if I actually post it!

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Alexandra Quick and the World Away by Inverarity reviews
Expelled from Charmbridge Academy, wandless, and fated to die, Alexandra Quick is still bringing trouble wherever she goes. Before she's done, her Solemn Quest will shake the Ozarks, her feud with old rivals and new enemies will shake New Amsterdam, and discovering the World Away will shake the Confederation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,532 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 8/2 - OC
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 178,927 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 7,218 - Follows: 8,492 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23538 - Favs: 16,843 - Follows: 16,768 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6557 - Favs: 6,439 - Follows: 7,272 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 367,472 - Reviews: 2470 - Favs: 3,294 - Follows: 3,936 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Blaise Z.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 10,939 - Follows: 13,045 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
The Amplitude, Frequency and Resistance of the Soul Bond by Council reviews
A Love Story that doesn't start with love. A Soul Bond that doesn't start with a kiss. Love is not handed out freely. Love is earned. When Harry and Ginny are Soul Bonded, they discover that love is not initially included, and that it's something that must be fought for. H/G SoulBond!RealisticDevelopment!EndOfCOS!GoodDumbledore! Trust me, you've never seen a soul-bond fic like this
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,465 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,891 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 178,578 - Reviews: 4053 - Favs: 10,439 - Follows: 12,424 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Stunning Shifts by mindcandy reviews
During a publicity stunt, Harry and 5 others are sent to another world where a well timed Stupefy made all the difference. As Harry looks for his peers and a way home, another Harry investigates the odd arrival of his doppelganger. (Canon, EWE, dimension travel, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,621 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P.
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 2,123 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3213 - Favs: 8,519 - Follows: 10,133 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Fiddlesticks by Basil to Blithe reviews
When Harry makes a spirited attempt to give that dastardly prophecy the old what for by possessing his infant self and killing his own parents, James turns out to be less than cooperative. What a bother!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,402 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Harry P., James P.
Deathly Hallowed by Shujin1 reviews
The Tale of Three Brothers was not a legend. It was a warning. No one cheats Death. And luckily for Lily Potter, the promise of the Cloak's return in exchange for her son's life was a fair deal. Stare into the abyss, Harry Potter, and we will see who blinks first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,463 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter: The Last Avatar by The Sorting Cat reviews
Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,342 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 3,415 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 5,132 - Follows: 5,369 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7594 - Favs: 14,222 - Follows: 8,894 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Once More with Feeling by Crazy-88 reviews
Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007
No Knowledge, No Money, No Aim by Eternal Payne reviews
In a world where Neville Longbottom was marked as Voldemorts equal, Harry Potter is determined not to be his Inferior, and that leaves only one option... Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,748 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P.
Team Itachi by Blank402 reviews
Quick, decisive action puts an end to the planned Uchiha coup d'état, leaving no need for the clan to be massacred. Years later, Uzumaki Naruto is placed on the team of a rookie jounin sensei: Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Naruto U.
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 4,111 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Greatest Headmaster of Hogwarts by z'yiandria reviews
He'll be studying under the greatest headmaster Hogwarts has ever seen: Albus Dumbledore. And so Harry Potter arrives at Hogwarts, keenly watched by the one person who has heard a hint of the future in store for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,202 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Albus D., Harry P.
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete