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Author has written 4 stories for Elder Scroll series, PlanetSide, Mass Effect, Warframe, and Saints Row.

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The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest by AuraChannelerChris reviews
Chapter 221: "With the Smashers aiding Lady Palutena's forces, we're sure to win!" was what Pit cheerfully thought, despite the fact his "friends" were groaning one second and screaming the next having to fight Viridi's Forces of Nature...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 221 - Words: 4,102,328 - Reviews: 3469 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Lucario, Pit, Palutena, OC
Upon the Wings of Eagles by Solaris-Prime199 reviews
It is rare to find a Space Marine with a sense of Humor, but Sergeant Sigmund isn't just any Ultramarine. Set upon the Eve of Humanities greatest triumph over adversity. Within moments of completion of the Emperors greatest work. Sigmund and his men are cast from the Webway into a strange and new Galaxy. Plans within Plots abound. Set before the Horus Heresy. (OLD VERSION)
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 206,072 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 9/23/2013 - OC, Shepard (F)
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 6,478 - Follows: 7,490 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013
Darkest Before the Dawn by Vergil1989 the Crossover King reviews
A damaged ship, stranded on an unknown world. A lost and desperate crew, their fates uncertain. A woman who would do anything to protect them. And a war brewing at the horizon. What could go wrong? (Will likely be rated M before this is over. T for langua
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/17/2014
Lyons of Nirn by Toasterman reviews
Slung halfway across the galaxy by a malfunctioning matter transmitter, Sentinel Sarah Lyons and ten-year-old Arthur Maxson struggle to navigate the strange and hostile environs of a planet undreamt of, with nothing more than their wits and a suit of T-51b powered armor to survive the wilderness of Nirn.
Crossover - Fallout & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,930 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Sarah Lyons, Mirabelle Ervine, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Savos Aren
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Mass Effect: METRO Blues by CrowandCackle reviews
Liara T'soni was never meant for combat; she was a archeologists after all. But that doesn't matter in the METRO or in the irradiated ruins of Moscow, where the ship carrying her and the team of scientists bound for the recently discovered Prothe crashed. Now, she must fight to survive long enough to repair the distress signal, but in the METRO everyday is a fight in and of itself.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Metro 2033 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Benezia, Artyom
First Contact by Animus of Masada reviews
An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,333 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 2,851 - Follows: 2,885 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011
Screw This, I'm Firing the Halo Array by Galaxy Hunter reviews
It's the end of Mass Effect 3, and it sucks. Luckily Commander Shepard won't take it lying down. A collection of random alternate endings to ME3. This story is complete and utter crack. Rated M for language and adult situations. Shepard M and Liara.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,105 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Cortana, Shepard (M)
Sweet Cream Pie by Samadhir reviews
A couple of shrews staying at Redwall have to inform Sister Aurelia about the true meaning of a song the Abbey children have picked up.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Complete
Cultural Differences by Mini Boss Majoring reviews
One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
Friends Like These by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Tali notices Commander Shepard behaving strangely and fearing Cerberus influence enlists the other members of the original Normandy crew to investigate. Garrus, Tali, Joker, Chakwas and Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker, Dr. Chakwas - Complete
Watermelon Waterfall by Mewgia Mirrorcoat reviews
All seems lost. The Mythic Dawn stands at the gate of Cloud Ruler Temple. All the Blades have left are five thousand scrolls of Absorb Mercantile and a watermelon...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Martin S. - Complete
Worldwar: Discovering the Balance by AlbertG reviews
Fleetlord Atvar, supreme commander of 'The Race' arrived at Earth a few decades later than planned. But it shouldn't have mattered after all how much could Earth change in a mere 800 years, give or take?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,273 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Halflife: Fulllife Consequences by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
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Terran Effect reviews
The Terran Republic has discovered a strange construct orbiting on the outskirts of the system of Auraxis. As war still ravages the surface of the planet, will this device bring peace or further devastation not only to the Republic, but the New Conglomerate and the Vanu Sovereignty as well?
Crossover - PlanetSide & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,056 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014
Booben's Majestic Mission reviews
Embrace Booben.
Warframe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Complete
Never Fear The Saints are Here reviews
The gangsters of the Third Street Saints retake planet Earth from the Reapers. Based on true events.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Complete
The Foreigners reviews
Three travelers from a vastly different world have entered the world of Nirn. For what purpose are they here for? Are their more of them? Are they descendents of the ancient Dwemer? Curiosity beckons a Winterhold student as she will uncover a new civilization that will threaten the borders between steel and magic forever.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013