Jiraiya was a super pervert among perverts, but he was more than just a teacher to Naruto. He was his mentor, his comrade, his biggest supporter, and the father he never had. Deciding to honor his late teacher's memory, the blond set out to lay claim on the one woman who has forever been out of the sage's reach, the woman he was also in love with. Naruto x Tsunade Senju. *One-shot*

They had approached him back when he was dating his ex-girlfriend, but he denied their desperate plea to rejoin their ranks. Now his monk past has come back to haunt him once again. But instead of sending those who used to bully him like last time, his former temple decided to up the ante by enlisting the services of a blond-haired thirty party. Naruto x Android 18. *One-shot*

On his way back to the past after defeating Cell, Future Trunks runs into a critical problem with his time machine and ends up picking up a blond-haired hitchhiker. They say that time travel is as expensive as it is dangerous. This one act of kindness will prove apocalyptic as this man will bring about the destruction of his parent's marriage. Naruto x Bulma Briefs. *One-shot*

Not only was she his first love, she was also his greatest love – his goddess. Unfortunately, she was married to a man he holds dear, so he was forced to reign in these dark desires. Power corrupts, and there's nothing more corrupting than power exercised in secret. But one revelation will result in the unleashing of this power. Naruto x Kushina. Uzumakicest. *One-shot*

She was his first role model, his first friend, his first love. She nursed him, raised him, taught him how to love. When he looks at her, he's looking at the purest love he's ever known. After all, a mother's love knows no boundaries, knows no reason as it is given unconditionally, knows no season as it transcends forever through eternity. Naruto x Kushina. Uzumakicest. *One-shot*

People go to fortune tellers to have their fortunes told. What they don't do is go to one to seek aid in fulfilling their dream of becoming harem king. Going beyond his job description to act as a miracle worker comes at a price, and this blond-haired fortune teller plans on getting his money's worth from his client's beautiful, virgin Buchou. Naruto x Rias Gremory. *One-shot*

Trihexa was a legend for being able to go toe-to-toe with the Biblical God. What happened to him after the war was vaguely documented in textbooks and the location of his resting place was safe from prying eyes...until now. A little hocus-pocus from an excitable Levia-tan, and now the Apocalyptic Beast is free to walk the earth once again. Naruto x Venelana Gremory. *One-shot*

She was the devoted wife of Son Goku, a former martial artist, and a woman renowned for her ability to keep her hyperactive husband in line. Their marriage was so solid that she remained faithful to him even after his death, knowing that he would one day come back to her. Seven years later, in walked her greatest obstacle – her son's best friend. Naruto x Chi-Chi. *One-shot*

Children fear the boogeyman, but men fear an even scarier monster. The legend says you should hide your wife and especially your mother because by leaving them alone, you're offering them to The Blond Mother Lover. This is Uzumakicest with graphic smut and somewhat of a plot. Count your ABC's because Naruto puts the "N" in "Netorare". Main pairing: Naruto/Kushina & Naruto/Mikoto