Hey, the name's Everlasting Boredom, but if that's too long for ya, you can just call me EB. :)

I mainly write one-shots as their easier for me, but I do have story ideas that are underway so be sure to watch for those. So, let me tell you some things about myself:

Favorite Color: Green and Purple. Don't even try and ask me to pick just one xD

Favorite T.V. Shows: Kickin' It, The Office, NCIS, Pair of Kings, Seinfeld, Austin and Ally, A.N.T Farm, Storage Wars, Phineas and Ferb, Regular Show, Bizarre Foods, Say Yes To The Dress, Shake It Up, Dirty Jobs, Looney Tunes Show, Gravity Falls, The Voice, Lab Rats, iCarly, Impractical Jokers, Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness, Lizard Lick Towing, Man v. Food, Fish Hooks, and some others.

Favorite Movies: The Last Holiday, Terminal, Kung Fu Panda, The Bee Movie, Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, October Baby, Benjamin Button, Alvin and The Chipmunks, Titanic, Beauty and the Briefcase, and some others.

Favorite Singers/Groups/Bands: Linkin Park, Adele, Taylor Swift, Michael Bublé, Jason Mraz, Colbie Caillat, Bruno Mars, Neon Trees, Owl City, Train, Coldplay, Of Monsters and Men, Plain White T's, Faith Hill, Darius Rucker, No Doubt, and some.

Age: Between 14 and 20

Gender: I'm a girl.

Writing/English skills: Not perfect.

Favorite things to watch: Anime, shows, movies.

Character Pairings I'm currently obsessed over:

Jack and Kim from Kickin' It. KICK (And also Leolivia)

Kujo and Victorique from Gosick.

Sam and Freddie from iCarly. SEDDIE

Ziva and Tony from NCIS. TIVA

Austin and Ally from A&A. AUSLLY

China and Fletcher from A.N.T Farm.

Fletcher and Olive from A.N.T Farm.

Phineas and Isabella from Phineas and Ferb.

Ferb and Vanessa from Phineas and Ferb.

Cece and Ty from Shake It Up.

Bree and Chase from Lab Rats.

Tsukune and Kokoa from Rosario Vampire.

Usui and Misaki from Kaichou wa Maid-sama.

Rima and Nagihiko from Shugo Chara!. RIMAHIKO

Utau and Kukai from Shugo Chara!. KUTAU

I'm currently working on numerous stories/one-shots and listed below are summaries for them so if they interest you, be sure to follow me to know when I post them. Also, the one's with 'TBD' on them means I haven't determined if I'm going to write them yet so if you're reading one with it and you would really like to see me write it and post it, then don't be afraid to PM me! :D

Oh and if you have an idea for a story and want me to write it, PM ME! xD I'm really open to any ideas as I get writers block fairly easy.

TBW = To Be Written (Which means I haven't started writing it yet)

TBE = I've finished it, but I'm still going back and doing what I like to call - grooming. (It's still in editing)

M ratings are generally for violence as I don't use language in my stories and I don't write lemons/limes or do any lemon/lime implications.

Reviews are also much appreciated as they give me inspiration to keep writing, and I'm open to helpful tips.

Shugo Chara

1: Rima's failing Algebra; Nagihiko's a wiz at it. And Nikaidou may or may not know of what's going on between them. Either way, Rima needs a tutor and it looks like Nagihiko is just the guy. (Eventual Rimahiko) *Long Story* -TBD- RATING: T

2: She hated him at first, but somewhere along the way, it turned into something else. (Rimahiko) *Collection of progressing one-shots* -Currently in-progress- RATING: T

3: It was a simple, innocent bet at first; winner gets to make a request of the loser. But when their feelings start to interfere and the stakes get higher, neither are sure what's going to be at the end of it all. (Kutau) *Story* -TBD- RATING: T

Kickin' It

1: He decided not to go and they got their letters back, but what happens when they hadn't written anything on the envelopes, and they end up getting switched again? (Kick) *Four chapter one-shot* -Currently in-progress- RATING: K

2: Let's take another slip down memory lane, but this time, can someone please pick up those dang bow staffs! Thank You! (Kick) *One-shot* -Completed-

We knew it was going to happen eventually - The sequel where they tell Jerry, Milton, Rudy, and Eddie -Currently in-progress- ON HOLD!

3: Kim and Jack are releasing the vole back to it's home. Rudy and Milton stay home. What feelings will brew when they say the exact same things they did in the episode? (Kick) *One-shot* -TBW- RATING: K

4: It's just another day on set of Kickin' It, just another day she would check her Q&A to see fans eager for answers, but there's something that makes her stop and think about a certain fan's question. And the answer, she realized, wasn't expected. (Leolivia implied) *One-shot* -TBW- RATING: K

5: A sleepover. Fun, right? When Rudy leaves with Phil and Bobby on another biking experience, the gang, including Julie, decide to have a sleepover. It starts off innocent enough, but as the sun goes down and the moon comes up, something changes. (Kick. Slight MiltonxJulie) *3 chapter story* -TBD- RATING: T

6: Olivia and Leo are in the friend zone and are convinced they have no romantic feelings for each other, but when the director wants to try a kiss between Kim and Jack for 'A Slip Down Memory Lane' they begin to doubt whether or not their feelings are platonic. (Leolivia) *One-shot/Possibly short story* -TBD- RATING: T

7: The Bobby Wasabi head out to another competition, one that will span over the course of a week. Nothing special, but when their hotel screws up their reservation and Jack and Kim are forced to share a room, feelings arise, confessions are made, and Rudy might finally find his perfect lady. (Kick, Rudy/OC) *Story* -TBD- RATING: T

8: Jack and Kim come along a website designed for chatting with other people, so out of boredom, they each make an account, but they don't tell anyone else. When Kim manages to find a decent chat buddy, she doesn't realize that it's actually Jack, and he doesn't know it's her either. Will they ever find out? Or will their friendship crumble apart because of it? (Kick) *Story* -In-progress- RATING: T

9: On Christmas Eve, Rudy finds a mistletoe in an old box and decides to hang it up on the archway before he leaves. Come Christmas Day, his students had failed to notice it, that is, until two people made the mistake of stopping right under it. (Kick) *Christmas One-shot* -TBW- RATING: K/ FLUFF ALERT!

10: I'm planning on making some kind of one-shot off of Karate Games, but until I see the episode, I'm afraid I can't say much for this one.

11: Kim finds out that Jack didn't forget about the conversation they had when she gave him that bracelet, and confronts him about it. Will this put a scar on their friendship? *One-shot* -TBD- RATING: T

Austin and Ally

1: Austin teases Ally on time, saying he was able to make her heart race because of something he said. Ally denies he can. What does Austin do? Let's just say it involves his song 'Heartbeat beat'. *One-shot/Song fic* -TBW- RATING: K/ Fluff.

Gosick

1: Victorique is the nerd no one dares be seen talking to or being with. Avril is the snobby popular girl. Gilbert is the wealthy businessman. Brian is the overprotective butler. Cecilé is the daydreaming teacher. And Kujo is the boy who suddenly found himself involved with these people. But hey. That's high school for ya. AU Current year setting. (Eventual Victorique/Kujo) *Long Story* -TBW- RATING: T

Favorite Songs-

"If you ever find yourself lost in the middle of the sea, I'll sail the world; to find you" - Count on Me by Bruno Mars

"Please, Louise, pull me off of my knees" Footloose by Kenny Loggins

"I'd like to make myself believe, that planet earth turns slowly" Fireflies by Owl City

"Hey baby won't you look my way, I can be your new addiction. Hey baby what you gotta say, all your giving me is fiction" Everybody Talks by Neon Trees

"A thousand miles seems pretty far, but they've got planes and trains and cars, I'd walk to you if I had no other way" Hey There Delilah by Plain White T's

"They were fast as lightening. In fact, it was a little bit frightening. But they fought with expert timing" Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas

"There's an old voice in my head that's holding me back. Well tell her, I miss out little talks" Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men

"She make you live a crazy life, and she'll take away the pain, like a bullet to your brain" Livin' La Vida Loco by Ricky Martin

"If I ever get the nerve to say hello in this cafe, say you will. Mmmhmmm, say you will. Mmmhmm. Marry me" Marry Me by Train

"Well, I wanna make love to you tonight, I can't wait till the morning has come" Moondance by Michael Bublé

"When she was just a girl, she expected the world, but it flew away from her reach, so she ran away in her sleep" Paradise by Coldplay

"My head is stuck in the clouds, she begs me to come down, says boy quit fooling around. I told her, I love the view from up here, warm sun and wind in my ears, will watch the world from above as it turns to the rhythm of love" Rhythm of Love by Plain White T's

"I'm walking in the spiderwebs. Leave a message and I'll call you back" Spiderwebs by No Doubt

"So I said what's the problem, baby? What's the problem, I don't know, well maybe I'm in love(love) think about it every time I think about, can't stop thinking bout it" Accidentally in Love by Counting Crows

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream.

You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons.

You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another.

You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies.

You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows.

You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.

You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.

You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.

You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car.

You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call.

You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation.

You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags

You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you.

You thanked him by moving halfway across the country

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him .

You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart. If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere,add this to your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book (or film I've noticed they do it much more)and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever been yelled at by your parents for reading too much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous FanFictions, copy this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who would answer, "where to begin?"

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccer ball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Re-post if you are against abortion

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Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today... Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is His son... Then copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, roughdiamond5, Random Little, Writer FanofSnicket, MissVioletBaudelaire14, EverlastingBoredom

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at the computer screen, waiting for an email, because you have gone nowhere all day, copy this onto your profile.

If you love Olivia Holt copy this onto your profile.

If you are random, copy this onto your profile.

If you like the crazy saying, "has anyone gotton crazy with the mayonnaise?" copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you love Kickin' It, copy this into your profile.

If you think Leo Howard is hot, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're dead and want people to wonder how the heck you got this onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you stink at math copy this onto your profile

If you've got over a hundred of these copy and paste's on your profile, copy and paste this on your profile to make 101.

Must read story

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down.:D

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. 4% would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "Jump Bitch, Jump!" or "DO A FLIP!!" :)or 'Don't fall on my car!'XD, the other 1% would say 'holy shit why are you taking so long' and go up onto of the skyscraper and push him off his/herself. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are part of the last 5%. :)

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
Repost this and spread the stupidity!

Six Basic Truths in Life:
1 . Try it! You can't stick your tongue out and look at the ceiling at the same time, it's a physical impossibility, due to the tendons within your neck
2 . All idiots, after reading #1, will try it
3 . You'll discover that #1 is a lie
4 . You are smiling now because YOU are an idiot
5 . You soon will share this with other idiots
6 . There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this, but I too, am an idiot, and I needed company

Pickup line answers for woman. Their funny!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? Because I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes. Woman: Then turn around and walk away.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me Woman Ohhhhh, you’re so right, I want you to leave

25 Reasons I owe my mother...

1. My mother taught me to APPERCIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORSIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mout and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about weather. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."

11. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a millon times. Don't exaggerate."

13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until i get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me about RECIEVING. "You are going to get it when we get home."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me MOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you."

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, copy and paste this on your profile. (Highlight in BOLD the ones you are.)...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST be a rude, rebellious delinquent.

I get STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I get GOOD RESULTS at school, so I MUST be a goody-goody.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm into THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*cking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER, so I MUST be jealous of him
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (LOL)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST smoke weed
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I like to SING, so I MUST be a loser
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I DON’T HAVE A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a loser
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I like OLD CARTOONS, so I MUST be a sad loser.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I WEAR GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a quirky personality, so I MUST be an idiot
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wuss.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b*tch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be violent.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m an AMERICAN GIRL, so I MUST be a diva.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be dumb and retarded.

I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST talk like a hillbilly.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a Cockney or a posh accent, be stuck up, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I DAYDREAM, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I DANCE, so I MUST be a gaylord.
I BROKE UP MY GIRLFRIEND, so I MUST have got her pregnant.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I TALK A LOT, so I MUST be an attention-seeker.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*stard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles, wear hats with corks hanging from them, and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be gay.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an nerdy, over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Yay Bunny! (\_/)
Yay Bunny!(='.'=)
Yay Bunny!(")_(")

That's it for now... xD

Au revoir ;)