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Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 359,628 - Reviews: 7239 - Favs: 7,310 - Follows: 8,114 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A.
Hermione Granger and the Serpent's Renaissance by epsi10n reviews
Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 217,099 - Reviews: 3077 - Favs: 4,802 - Follows: 5,820 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
Forged Destiny by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 139 - Words: 998,718 - Reviews: 14069 - Favs: 5,741 - Follows: 6,140 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A.
Relic of the Future by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 559,065 - Reviews: 12684 - Favs: 6,292 - Follows: 6,863 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Salem, Team STRQ
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequenes of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 259,583 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 3/10 - Harry P.
Arcanum by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Living day to day as a messenger in the slums, Ruby thought her life was set out for her. But when a mysterious meeting with an Arcanist draws her into a conspiracy that threatens all she loves, that changes. Wielding the power of a Wildmage and hunted by enemies and Arcanists alike, Ruby must find answers in the one place her kind cannot venture; the Arcane Collegium.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,582 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 4/23 - Ruby R.
The Imposter Complex by Notus Oren reviews
Tom Riddle escapes at the end of Chamber of Secrets, and is quite surprised to find that nothing about the future is as he ever thought it would be. Soon, Tom finds himself on a globe-spanning quest to follow the path his forebear blazed and perhaps, at the end, to put a stop to him once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,277 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 5/1 - Sirius B., Tom R. Jr., Avery
Playing Our Roles by The Grim Blade reviews
Something unexpected happened to me. I'm stuck inside the body of the (future) greatest thief in Vale, with the power of The Gamer given to me for some unknown reason. All in all, it could be worse. For now I have given myself a mission, actually being the greatest thief in Vale! I also need to screw over Cinder, save Pyrrha and Penny, and not end up dead in the process.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,712 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 4,522 - Follows: 5,557 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Roman T., OC, Neo
The Venom Peddler by LightningFuryStrike13 reviews
Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back. Harry's curiosity leads him to exploring the Chamber a bit more thoroughly before he leaves for the Summer. What he finds there gives him a new responsibility beyond just himself and a lifelong satisfaction in the choices he makes from there on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 121,228 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 2,117 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 7/6 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Basilisk - Complete
Circumstance by WinchesterNimrod reviews
Cedric wakes up. That was only the beginning of the problem. [Time-Loop/Fix It/Travel fic]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 7/18 - Cedric D.
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 117 - Words: 830,290 - Reviews: 11566 - Favs: 11,160 - Follows: 12,871 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Messing With Time by slythernim reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 3,876 - Follows: 5,081 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 576,444 - Reviews: 7662 - Favs: 14,801 - Follows: 17,911 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Why Time Travel Should Be Illegal and Other Morals by mugglesftw reviews
Ever dream of ending up in your favorite book? Think that sounds pretty awesome? Well you're wrong. Time travel sucks, alternate dimensions suck, and trying to raise young wizards without getting yourself killed and accidentally letting the bad guys win really sucks. But getting to give a kid the childhood he needs? Well, that just might make it worth it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 208,635 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 11/25/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., OC, Walden M.
It's a Compliment, Really by Moczo reviews
Kink meme de-anon. While shopping one day, Akira and Futaba discover a porn based on the adventures of the Phantom Thieves. A bad, BAD porn. Of course, Futaba loves a bad movie and seeing her friends miserable, so watching it is not optional. And misery loves company, so...
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,955 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 12/21/2018
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 148,559 - Reviews: 2771 - Favs: 9,289 - Follows: 11,333 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Scaled Mother by jukehero461 reviews
Harry is convinced he's going to die as he waits to start the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament, and looking back on his life... he's not happy with how it turned out. When he receives advice from an unexpected source, well, what's a pissed off savior to do? Mild Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,451 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 3,042 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4990 - Favs: 13,059 - Follows: 13,057 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,692 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 3,365 - Updated: 9/6/2018 - Published: 3/10/2018
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6224 - Favs: 12,797 - Follows: 15,331 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Captain Dragon by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,097 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Yang X.L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6557 - Favs: 6,439 - Follows: 7,272 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7301 - Favs: 9,816 - Follows: 11,850 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
A Hunter or Something by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune was a hunter, hunting animals from a young age. Not Grimm, and never people. Not like the so-called 'real' Hunters he wanted nothing to do with. But when an absent sister asks him to help rescue a missing student, Jaune Arc and Lie Ren will both have to put aside their differences and learn what it means to be true Huntsmen if they're to survive the Grimmlands.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 186,617 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 2,749 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren
Harry Potter and the Knight's Words by jukehero461 reviews
In Harry's third year, a knight of an ancient order comes to Hogwarts, looking for a squire among the entirety of the student body. Her standards are high, and she spares no feelings in her search. A series of short interviews and interludes as a knight searches for a worthy candidate, sometimes in the most unlikely of places... (Connected drabbles, more or less.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/4/2018
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 3,610 - Follows: 2,792 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
The Hogwarts Six and The Darkest Wizard by Belial666 reviews
Fourth year has come, bringing Tournaments, Prophesies, Dark Lords, powerful magic, Death Eaters, politics, and rearranged geographical features. Follow Harry, Ron, Neville, Tracey, Daphne, and a Slytherin!Anti!Hermione as they deal with all of the above as well as the greatest danger of all; themselves. For what is more dangerous than capable, daring, teenage witches and wizards?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 166,539 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., OC, Daphne G.
What's a Little Death between friends? by kathryn518 reviews
After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 79,067 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 6,774 - Follows: 8,378 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Harry P., N. Tonks
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 12,777 - Follows: 14,099 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9295 - Favs: 8,252 - Follows: 6,786 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5446 - Favs: 16,259 - Follows: 19,053 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7030 - Favs: 13,806 - Follows: 11,277 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8547 - Favs: 14,049 - Follows: 17,379 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
The Game of Life by Belial666 reviews
A thoughtless comment during the final battle, and Voldemort realizes the danger he's in and how to avoid it. Harry appears in Limbo alone with his regrets, until he finds a strange game... about himself. What happens when Harry decides to play, changing things in the process? Second chance, gamer!Harry, girl!harry(?), fanfic cliches used and/or twisted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,027 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Susan B.
Potter vs Paradox by Belial666 reviews
The Girl-Who-Lived won; Magical Britain never recovered. As their world grows closer to another war, the surviving DA members concoct an elaborate plan that will see Iris Potter back in time to guide her younger self and prevent the war from ever happening. Fate however has other plans. GWL BWL, dark!Harry, timetravel, canon magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 136,913 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Brightest Witch and the Darkest House by Belial666 reviews
What happens if the 'brightest witch of her age' is very different than Hermione? Would there be a golden trio? Would the fate of Britain be brighter, darker or unchanged? What is dark and what is evil and how much do choices matter? Slow break from canon initially, full break at book 3. Lots of magic, action, reasonably competent Harry and friends, PoV is potential dark witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 78 - Words: 272,688 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 5/29/2015 - OC, Harry P., Neville L., Daphne G. - Complete
The Paladin by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry Potter disappeared the night that Voldemort fell and is raised as a Paladin. When they find that he is a wizard they throw him out and he resurfaces after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire. Nobody was expecting a sinning Paladin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,928 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Harry P.
Warning: Past Soul Bind Performance Not Indicative of Future Prophets by LeadVonE reviews
The Master of Death brings his 130,000 years of experience to slam down on the unsuspecting head of his biggest and most entertaining challenge yet. Voldemort brings all her cunning and guile to rip open the mystery that is Harry Potter. And Dumbledore, Fudge, and the rest of the Wizarding world, scrabble to make sense of what in Merlin's name is going on. - On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,079 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 414,245 - Reviews: 4550 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 4,472 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Househusband Macho or Something by College Fool reviews
Jaune left Beacon for a SAHD life. It's not a step down by any means: Jaune may have failed to graduate as a Hunter, but he totally passes as a Stay At Home Dad. Behold the highest tier of manhood where badasses fear to tread: managing the home front. A series of shorts about Jaune and the lady of RWBY/JNPR that is the mother of his children. (Not a harem. Parallel fics on a theme)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,085 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 6/12/2015 - [Jaune A., Team JNPR, Team RWBY] L. Ren - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4212 - Favs: 8,360 - Follows: 6,648 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Crossdresser or Something by College Fool reviews
Feeling guilty for all the lies, trusting that he's earned his place, Jaune resolves to tell his friends the truth. No matter how emasculating it is. That's kind of the point, though, and the crew will never look at the boy the same way again because, well-
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,858 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Jaune A., Team JNPR, Team RWBY - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 1,228 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35034 - Favs: 24,962 - Follows: 18,631 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Under Open Skies by College Fool reviews
Robin the amnesiac tactician is found passed out in a field. But by who, and where? The answer to that, it turns out, makes all the difference.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 1/31/2015
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3809 - Favs: 10,850 - Follows: 12,063 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3920 - Favs: 9,273 - Follows: 10,006 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6192 - Favs: 11,456 - Follows: 7,924 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7594 - Favs: 14,222 - Follows: 8,894 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Travel Secrets: First by E4mj reviews
Harry Potter is living an unhappy life at age 27. He is forced to go on an Auror raid, when the people he saves are not who he thinks. With one last thing in his life broken, he follows through on a plan for Time-travel, back to his past self. Things were not as they once seemed. Slytherin!Harry. Dumbledore and order bashing. No pairing YET. Book one. (The world belongs to Jo!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,973 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 5,373 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Darkened World by sprinter1988 reviews
Hermione and Ron both leave Harry behind in the tent. Neither return, and were among the few to escape Britain when Voldemort took over. Years later, their daughter Rose has joined an ICW operation that tries to stop Voldemort's power from spreading beyond Europe. However things take an unexpected turn when she discovers what became of Harry Potter. Ron Bashing and Deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,961 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Rose W. - Complete
Not Optimal by Sarah1281 reviews
Of all the people who could be given an early intervention, Tom Riddle would probably be the most beneficial and the most difficult. The wizarding world was a powder keg that might just explode anyway but at least there would be no Voldemort to deal with. It may be Christmas but the three spirits will *need* a miracle to pull this one off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4173 - Favs: 7,738 - Follows: 3,456 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16331 - Favs: 10,790 - Follows: 9,402 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 6,806 - Follows: 2,542 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 8,750 - Follows: 3,950 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Life Debts by arekay reviews
Different Ending to HBP. Harry's leaving school but doesn't want Ron and Hermione to come with him. Find out why. Rating it T just to be safe. Will probably be a oneshot. Not a Ha/Hr. Slight amount of what might be considered bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14441 - Favs: 21,991 - Follows: 8,838 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6269 - Favs: 15,954 - Follows: 5,462 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 4,422 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 7,931 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 690 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete