AU-ish. After the Percy/Arthur row—Percy wanders into muggle London where he is a victim of a memory charm during a Death Eater attack. Having no memories of his life in the wizarding world and lacking the most basic understanding of how the muggle world works, Percy struggles to adapt. Audrey, a muggle, takes interest… and an owl is following Percy around for some reason.

Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.

The war took its toll on everyone, but Percy Weasley can barely breathe on his own anymore. It's hard to let people in after shutting them out for so long. A look into Percy's life after the war and how he copes with it and comes to terms with himself.

Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.

If there's one thing Rita Skeeter is good at, it's sniffing out a story, and when she sees a downtrodden Harry Potter at King's Crossing, by Merlin does she find a story! One that will change the face of the Wizarding World, Harry Potter, and even Rita herself. Harry was always more Slytherin than Gryffindor, really, and with someone to grow those traits...they won't see it coming.

Everyone in Jericho knows about the Deviant Hunter. They know what he's like. They made up their mind. But maybe they don't know Connor at all. (or: Connor is really bad at the "catching deviants" part and slowly, Markus realises this. And the DPD. And Connor. In that order.)

Harry hoped that going to Hogwarts would be a good thing for him, his chance to start over. He was surprised by what he found.

AU. Neville Longbottom had good cause to be happy. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had been defeated. His parents had been avenged. He had taken his N.E.W.T.s and was now taking his seat in the Wizengamot. Unfortunately, some of his friends weren't content with restoring the status quo ante and demanded rather extensive reforms.

Percy made some mistakes, but when the Ministry starts to kill off Muggleborns, he needs to make the decision: fight or flight. With help from Oliver, a girl named Audrey, and dozens of others, they become the freedom fighters. Language

The year: 1987. The place: Muggle London. The situation: The Boy-Who-Lived is being treated horribly by his Muggle relatives. A young witch must take him in for the Ministry's good and his. The witch's name: Dolores Umbridge. COMPLETE.

What would happen if the Horntail got sick the night before the First Task? Surely they kept a back-up ready to bring in!

Thanks to a bit of Grand Theft Automobile, Dumbledore's meddling, and some wards that were working a little too well, Little Whinging has a new Police Constable who is all of ten years old.

Before the first task in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody told Harry to 'play to your strengths' and Harry took those words to heart. Of course the Wizard World was less than pleased with the new Harry.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone expected Harry Potter to become an auror. Harry himself expected it, right up until the moment came to apply to the academy. He takes up a hobby instead, and it leads him to a whole new world.

Harry sees only one option when his name comes out of the cup; run from it. But the Ministry says he entered a contract and laws cross borders. Only one option exists; to go somewhere the Ministry's and the International Confederation's laws can't take hold of him.

Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...

The Wizarding World is confronted with a problem they never had to face before. The consquences of their own arrogance and bigotry. After Hogwarts lost dozens of students each year, they try to change things again. But what do you do if you realise that things aren't that easy? Sequel to Screw Them

Harry never put his name in the cup. No one would believe him, so he leaves Hogwarts searching for a way to fight the wizarding contract, using the thing that holds him to it; the law.

Rusty Wanted to add one more person to the job. Linus ended up being so much more than an addition to the job. Told along the same timeline as the movie, so it borrows some lines.

One-Shot. Harry runs into a an old Muggle classmate from primary school while out in London with Ginny, Ron, and Hermione.

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

The boy from the train was right. In order to be Sorted, they really did have to fight a troll.

The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.

Prophecy brings nothing but ruin, and half a prophecy is even worse. Lord Voldemort is neither fool nor weakling; he vows to break away from the prophecy's accursed magic. He is ready to defeat Albus Dumbledore at his own game. After all, Harry Potter is just a boy. AU, sort of Mentor!Voldemort.

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

Percy is having trouble after DH, and it's Kingsley who helps him. A story of family, friends, and the aftermath of war on one individual. Basically, the author's attempt to redeem Percy: she really hated what happened to him in DH.

In a world where Neville Longbottom was marked as Voldemorts equal, Harry Potter is determined not to be his Inferior, and that leaves only one option... Not Slash.

"Pointing to the newspaper, Black asked, 'Are you finished with that, Minister? You've no idea how much I miss doing the crossword.'" It's time for the annual inspection of Azkaban, and Cornelius Fudge has an unexpected conversation with a mass murderer.

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Percy was haunted by those two words, up until the day when he forgot he said them. First war fic.

Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!

The use of memory altering spells is common in the HP books. Protecting their secrecy comes before everything else, and justifies any action. Or so they believe.

AU 6th year, Percy still isn’t talking to his family. He refuses to apologize until Arthur does too. Will these two ever see eye to eye? Will Percy ever come back to his family? And is there more to Percy than meets the eye?

-Percy- Other people were kids once. Not Percy Weasley. That was what made him so different from the rest. So unremarkable.

Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.

The Dursleys adopted Harry. They still don't like him. See what a difference a name makes.

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

What if Harry overheard a discussion between Lockhart and Snape and realized who was teaching the dueling club? The result: He doesn't attend and decides to learn dueling and defense on his own. Magic isn't taken for granted! AU: 2nd year

The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.

Set during Ocean's 11. Linus' POV. Linus watches them and pretends everything is fine, that he doesn't feel. Danny realizes. Implied Linus/Rusty, Linus/Danny. Minor angst and slash undertones.

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

The struggle to stop Voldmeort takes an unexpected turn with terrible consesquences for all. AU. Deathly Hallows spoilers. Dark fic.

It was like world was saying ‘Hi, Percy. It’s noisy and you’re naked, slimy, and cold. It won’t get much better than this for you. Percy never felt like he belonged in his family.

He writes him once a month, because he refuses to believe that his brother is dead. Part I of the 'Time Goes By' series.

Percy’s office is invaded by yet another member of the Order trying to convince him to come home. Will he listen? One shot.

Tonks is sent to investigate the mysterious disappearance of Percy Weasley after his abrupt departure from the Ministry of Magic. Nothing is what it seems. The deeper Tonks goes, the more sinster and complex Percy's life appears.

Unguents, Oils & Apothecary: Severus Snape's shop was famous for the worst service in Diagon Alley. That is, until his assistant finished eighteen months in Azkeban.

Percy is going to work undercover for the Order. Now all he and Arthur have to do is stage a fight for the rest of the family. How hard can it be?

Percy Weasley always keeps his promises. No matter what the cost.

It is often the children who are forgotten during war, their tales the ones that go untold. Percy Weasley. Oliver Wood. Marcus Flint. Three such children whose lives were changed irreversibly by the first war against Voldemort, a war that they were not on