Name: Greta... nice...

Nickname: Grelle, Gretel (my name is more of a nickname in itself..)

Age: 13

Birthday: July 16th 1992

Zodiac sign(or whatever you call it): Cancer (isn't that just a niiiiiiice little zodiac sign?)

From: Iceland

I look like this (almost): Have a weird kind of brown hair with natural streaks of black, blonde and red (not kidding!), brown eyes, occasional scrathes on arms and face... (am the biggest klutz in the world), mostly dark clothes, lots of weird strings and jewelry on my wrists... That was pretty detailed... And I tend to poke people on the arm.. Don't ask why.. Just a bad habbit, I guess.

Pets: I had a cat named Kleopatra... and a fish that died the day after I got it... sob

Things I like:
My iPod Mini, books, playing guitar (even though I can't get a chord right... It's just fun irritating everyone), Harry Potter (more the books than the movies), Calvin and Hobbes, uhm... drawing? Oh yeah, I also love reading other peoples profile... I like trying to find out how people think.. Pathetic, I know...

Things I can't stand:
Rap, irritating little brothers, preps, attention seeking people, people that you have to explain everything to ( I say; Hello. What are you doing? They say; What does that mean? Icelandic please. (they say it inIcelandic))

Favourite Music:
Punk Rock, New Age, Electronica/dance, Classic Rock, Dream, Fantasy, Jazz, Blues, the list goes on. Pretty much everything except pop, R&B and hip-hop and rap. Grrr

Favourite songs: Something in the way/Endless Nameless by Nirvana,
Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve,
Pocket Full Of Change by Rain Tree Crow,
?Que? by Quarashi (Icelandic band, but you might've heard of themfrom the movie Orange County)
A Fire In The Forest by David Sylvian
Visions Of China by Japan (isn't it an ironic title?)
A House Is Not A Home by The Charlatans
All Blues by Miles Davis
Bamboo Houses by David Sylvian
Black Milk by Massive Attack
Brightness Falls by Sylvian and Fripp
Canton by Japan
Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd (I shudder when I hear the last guitar solo. Love it!)
Don't Give Me No Lip, Child by The Sex Pistols
Every Colour You Are by Rain Tree Crow
Ghosts by Japan
Glósóli by Sigur Rós
I Surrender by Sylvian
And the list goes oooooonnnnnnnnn If you haven't noticed I don't like the modern music. I don't like the people who listen to it, I don't like the people who have a sister that listen to it, I don't like the people who have a dog that ran across the street where a car once drove playing new music. Get my drift?

Favourite movie:
Forrest Gump, Phonebooth, Life of Brian and... Holy Grail:D Love Monty Python

Favourite books: Everything HP except from chamber of secrets.SS is my favourite of them:D, The Other Side Of The Story, a danish book called Kaptajn Blåbjørns 13½ liv,

Favourite colour: Black and Midnight Blue

Favourite pairings:
I only read HP and Calvin and Hobbes... Since there isn't any real pairings in Calvin and Hobbes, I'm just gonna write HP...nice...
L/J and DM/HG.. pretty much it.. don't hate me (nervous laughter)

What A Dull Story:
Different plot in every chapter, so don't let the summary fool you!3 chapters written,4thalmost done, and a lot of ideas. My best in the humor genre (only one here, but you should see my notebook!)

What Goes Around Usually Gets Dizzy And Falls Over:
Bad plot, worse written, and worst dialouge ff.net has ever seen. And waaaaaayy too long title...

When all else fails... Look Cute:
Deleted it because it was bad, and I hated it.. Too clichéd...bah

Just a Dream:
Status: One-shot, Complete. Wrote it in a very boring english class... Not the best I have written, but not entirely bad either... Please review

Right:
Oneshot: Wrote it when I was having midterms, supposed to be studying, but how do you stury math?

Pens:
Random idea I got when talking to my cousin on MSN

I like to ramble. I ramble ALL the time. Like when I'm pretending to be smart I ramble about something random. Like dictionaries (Me being random with my cousin;D)

Hi. My name is Bob. (One of my friends in DK (not UK. DK) when we were just hanging)

Is this chicken that I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna but is it chicken? From the sea? (The amazingly stupid Jessica Simpson)

Bah (Have you ever found yourself in the situation where no other word than 'bah 'gah' or 'grr' can explain what you're talking about?)

Hapi Djus! (inside joke)

I'm so ugly, it's ok, 'cause so are you (Kurt Cobain)

The future in his hands
Absolute Shocker
Kissing The Enemy
Basket Case
Harry Potter Revised: A Weirdo's Version
Crookshank's Secret Agenda

And so on... Just read my stories... Please?

...By the way, go to this link:

If you haven't already tried it, do it, because it is pretty freaky and true