Kettch-22 is probably the penname, pseudonym, screen name, alias, and nom-de-plume of Jill Harris, who might also be Lizzie Snodgrass, which is probably not her real name at all.

No, really!

She probably enjoys scribbling random stories when she should be studying to pass chemistry, and she might have a lot of pets, which probably includes cats Sugar, Twist, and Jasper Mozart Darlington Higgins Fant the First (The J-Cat); plus horses Forte Darcherie (“Darcy”), whose name means absolutely nothing in any language ever known, and Duchess.

In her leisure time (what leisure time!), the general consensus is that she probably enjoys reading excessive amounts of books, riding her previously mentioned horses, playing acoustic guitar, and teaching herself belly dancing. She probably really likes this whole third person bio “author’s mystique” thing, but I bet you couldn’t tell that, could you?

She also plans to take over the world sometime, either to rule over as Queen or just destroy, but that doesn't really matter. It is thought that she has a slacker beta-reader, her Crazy Cousin Adam (who refuses to wear a kilt, though it'd be really funny if he did). She is in no way related to her sister, whom she has recently disowned.