Kettch-22
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Joined 08-02-04, id: 645383, Profile Updated: 05-03-08
Author has written 5 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lilo & Stitch, Star Wars, and New Jedi Order.

Kettch-22 is probably the penname, pseudonym, screen name, alias, and nom-de-plume of Jill Harris, who might also be Lizzie Snodgrass, which is probably not her real name at all.

No, really!

She probably enjoys scribbling random stories when she should be studying to pass chemistry, and she might have a lot of pets, which probably includes cats Sugar, Twist, and Jasper Mozart Darlington Higgins Fant the First (The J-Cat); plus horses Forte Darcherie (“Darcy”), whose name means absolutely nothing in any language ever known, and Duchess.

In her leisure time (what leisure time!), the general consensus is that she probably enjoys reading excessive amounts of books, riding her previously mentioned horses, playing acoustic guitar, and teaching herself belly dancing. She probably really likes this whole third person bio “author’s mystique” thing, but I bet you couldn’t tell that, could you?

She also plans to take over the world sometime, either to rule over as Queen or just destroy, but that doesn't really matter. It is thought that she has a slacker beta-reader, her Crazy Cousin Adam (who refuses to wear a kilt, though it'd be really funny if he did). She is in no way related to her sister, whom she has recently disowned.

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Grey Sky Morning by Shaz1 reviews
Sequel to A Friend in Need, Jack and the crew deal with the aftermath of the battle with Birch, is the Captain as healed as he says he is? Will Elizabeth and Will have a happily ever after? Chapter Eight finally uploaded!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,746 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/9/2005
Groove, Interrupted by Seyi reviews
UPDATED Kuzco gets home from his summer vacation to find that he's engaged to a woman just as rude, spoiled and sarcastic as he is. Not REALLY a romance story; I can't see Kuzco and romance. New chapter...!
Emperor's New Groove - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,256 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 3/31/2003
A Kettle of Hawks by Rennie1265 reviews
Norrington and Jack Sparrow find some common ground, mutual enemies. Adventures and mayhem, drama and humour follow. Please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,198 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
Blood Rising by otherhawk reviews
AU as of DMC. Sequel to Sparrow's Fall. A tragedy on the day of Will and Elizabeth's wedding turns friends against each other. Will they put aside their differences to concentrate on a common foe?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,254 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 3/10/2004
The Sparrow's Flock by Jacquelin Sparrow reviews
UPDATED TWO CHAPTERS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! Jack in his twenties...raising a threeyearold...and dealing with her Scottish mother. Angst,humor, tragedy and humor again.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,873 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 7/8/2004
My Pretty Kitty by Bismillah reviews
A parody of My Fair Lady, in which Nathaniel plays Henry Higgins, and Kitty plays Eliza Doolittle. Against all the odds, who would believe that a lowlife commoner could pass off as a high class magician? Nathaniel sees to it that they do... NatKitty
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,123 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 3/20/2005
The Bartimaeus Fanfiction Academy by Grim and Mogget reviews
A Miss Cam authorized spinoff: In which BadFic authors get their fannies kicked...er, are taught the finer points of writing by a Grim headmistress, a veritable army of goblin imps, and, of course, the irate canon characters.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,398 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
Tear It All Up by Kagii reviews
Jake and Will get called to help a town engulfed in a black fog. They thought they'd solved their problems with each other, but have they? will their jealuosly and distrust tear them apart? and,as a side note, what's up with that fog? brotherly love
Brothers Grim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,724 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
The Grimm Future by FutureFox reviews
Set after the movie. The boys go back to Anjelika's village and are shocked at what they find. Plus Jake's physical health may be declining.
Brothers Grim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/27/2005
Brother Knows Best by FutureFox reviews
oneShot. Just Will's thoughts as he searches for his brother after Jake sees him with Anjelika.
Brothers Grim - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Complete
Godfather Death by Alone Dreaming reviews
Jake is sick of magic beans and Will recieves his comeuppance in the form of a furious brother. No slash.
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,372 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Strange Tales of the Brothers Grimm by LejindaryBunny reviews
The Brothers Grimm thought they had seen the last of adventures Angelika thought she’d seen the last of the Brothers, and Cavaldi thought he’d seen the last of just about everything, but a strange letter from Romania signals the start of a new mystery.
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2005
Revenge Is Best Served Cold by hobbs81 reviews
Just a little drabble from Jayne's pov.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
Negotiations by Marnie reviews
Making enough space in the world to contain both Commodore Norrington and Captain Jack Sparrow is going to take some tricky negotiations.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,793 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
Inescapable by Evye reviews
One-shot: Two years have passed since the golem, and Kitty goes back to visit the park where it all began.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Complete
A Friend in Need by Shaz1 reviews
Complete! Jack gets kidnapped, and when he is rescued, he is no longer the same Captain Jack Sparrow that was taken, can his friends help him, or is he lost to them for forever? Final Chapter now up! please RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 76,682 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Complete
Pirate Jenny by lazuli-rain reviews
Jennifer is working as a cleaning girl in a tavern in Tortuga when she's kidnapped to be sold into slavery. Then who should take over the ship but our beloved Captain Sparrow... PLZ R&R and tell me if i should continue!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 4/18/2004
Sins of the Father by Jacquelin Sparrow reviews
UPDATED. FORTEEN CHAPTERS PEOPLE! Jack decides to pay his old friends a visit. Meanwhile, a stranger from his past requests a favor from Will, one that draws old Jack's attention...read and reveiw!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,794 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 6/16/2004
Shifting Sands by Jacquelin Sparrow reviews
FIVE CHAPTERS. What happens when you take a less-than amenable Agent Sands, a female British assassin, a very dangerous conspiracy and shake well? Find out, inside!
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 11/11/2004
Kingdom of the Sun by Yoshimar reviews
Based on the original movie idea for TENG. Back from his summer vacation Emperor Kuzco is getting tired of his royal duties so he switches places with a peasant to sneak away from them!
Emperor's New Groove - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 8/28/2004
An Officer and A Gentleman by Jacquelin Sparrow reviews
UPDATED. FOUR CHAPTERS. Norrington has always had a defined sense of duty...until a certain pirate's daughter screwed the hell out of everything...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 8/6/2004
Secrets by Rebel lady reviews
When secrets are the only thing to hold on to, will James Norrington and Jack Sparrow be able to pull together and help save the fate of the Governor? Will they also escape with their lives…or end up killing each other before anyone else can?(Not a SLA
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,338 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004
Jacques of All Trades by Bulletproof Dork reviews
Impersonating a flamboyant French privateer, wearing ladies’ undergarments, keeping one step ahead of His Majesty’s Royal Navy and getting rich all the while: Its all in a dishonest day’s work.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,271 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003
Your Bloody Friend Norrington by Artist Formerly Known As reviews
Takes place after the movie. A JackNorrington fic (but not slash). Norrington agrees to a surrender with unusual terms in order to save his ship... RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,046 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003
Hear my voice, come back to the light by Loyal Lady Pisces reviews
Gantu falls into a depressional state that makes him gravely ill but is saved by the most unlikely creature...
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,356 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Gantu, 625/Reuben, Lilo P., 626/Stitch - Complete
Hair Wrap by Puss reviews
William Turner, known better to the community of ships, thieves, rascals and whores that was the world of a pirate as Bootstrap Bill, did not sleep like other drunk men did. (Possible JBS, depends on your point of view)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2004
Sparrow's Fall by otherhawk reviews
COMPLETE! No, really it is! Summary - Jack has lost his ship and must find out who took it, if he can stay alive.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,563 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Complete
Wounds That Cannot Heal by Vylet reviews
Jaley fic, Jayne thinking about change
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2004
ABC Sam by Lip Balm reviews
[Benny and Joon] Joon decides that perhaps the time is right to teach Sam how to read and write a bit more. Sam, on the other hand, had other ideas to get across. [ONESHOT. No more chapters]
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Complete
One Day's Head Start by Saahira reviews
Jack and Norrington stranded on an island. Not Slash, but very personal.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,566 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2003
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Love Letter reviews
Wedge gets a mysterious love letter. Guarenteed absolutely NO Mary Sues!
New Jedi Order - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Complete
Return to the Black Pearl reviews
A year after The Curse of the Black Pearl, Will sets off on a quest that raises questions about an old friend of Jack's...who turns out to be a new enemy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,645 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004
Kettch Me If You Can reviews
Will Wedge ever figure out who's behind all the Lt. Kettch jokes in Wraith Squadron? Will he ever get revenge? A Wraith Squadron story! Soon to never be finished!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 9/4/2004
Lookin' For Love In Alderaan Places reviews
A song parody of Lookin' For Love In All the Wrong Places.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
A Trog By Any Other Name reviews
625 embarks on a quest for a name, with some reluctant help from Gantu, of course. Cliche ridden and ninty nine percent fat free!
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Complete