meekerbeeker
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Joined 11-30-04, id: 712703
Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings.

General Disclaimer: Chances are, if I’m writing anything here, nothing but my original characters are mine. The PPC (Protectors of the Plot Continuum) does not belong to me either. And if you haven't read the original series yet, read it. It's brilliant.

Suilad, Meeker Beeker here.

Back at last. My main goal? To kill Mary-Sues. One Sue at a time.

So, what to say about me?

I was born in California, and I live in Utah. If you want to know something about me, I’m featured in my PPC stories. I’ve got curly brownish/gold hair and I love Mexican food. My favourite book and movies are The Lord of the Rings. My sport is rowing; between crew, singing (competitions and the like) and writing, you pretty much have my life. I’m terribly, horribly short (5’2”). I adore Frodo Baggins.

Well, that's really about it. All recent updates will be listed below.

Navaer,

Meeker Beeker

Updates: 02/08/07 - Chapter 1 of PPC: The long way: The ten walkers is up.

Original Fanfictions PPC’d: 1. Linde - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1689441/1/

2. An Elf's Love - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3391522/1/ (Note: This is not the original story. It was deleted twice over, and this is the author's third attempt to write it. It's somewhat different than the one I PPC'd. Other than the fact that it doesn't contain plagiarism, it isn't much better, so go ahead and flame it.)

3. Suspended in Isolation - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3208979/1/

4. The long way: The ten walkers - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1690485/1/

(Note: All words that are both bolded and italicised in the PPC fics are direct quotes, grammar and spelling mistakes included, from the original fanfictions.

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PPC: The long way: The ten walkers reviews
Assassins Sarah and Alana go after an angsty, attention craving Slytherin witch with a penchant for screwing up both the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings continuums. And when the title isn't even capitalised... they know they're in for it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007
PPC: Suspended In Isolation reviews
PPC Assassins Sarah and Alana must face Menkaure, an elemental bender with crystal blue eyes, the ability to control water, the love of Legolas, and a strange desire to randomly spout faux wisdom.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
PPC: An Elf's Love reviews
PPC Agents Sarah and Alana are out to kill Rose, a Mary Sue with a ridiculously tragic past, a pet tiger, a prophesy, and special 'Sun Child' powers. How long will they hold out before they strangle her perfect, lovely neck?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,061 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
PPC: Linde reviews
Assassins Sarah and Alana of the Protectors of the Plot Continuum are assigned their first Mary Sue as partners. They must track and kill Linde, the illegitimate, irritatingly perfect daughter of Elrond. Rated for language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,343 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
The Horrors of Cirith Ungol reviews
Nobody entirely knows what happened during the time period between Frodo being captured by the orcs and rescued by Sam. Here's my take on what happened.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Frodo B.