IWasTwelveI'mSorry
 Update: 12/01/2015 Previously BryleeJayne. I created this account in 2009, last updated on the 24/8/2012. I'm keeping it for the sake of nostalgia and later reference. It was my random phase and I'm so sorry. I just honestly want to apologize to anyone who knew me when I was twelve. ..o..o.. ..o..o.. ..o..o.. ..o..o.. ..o..o.. So here i am!!! i know your just dieing to know ALL about me... but i do like a little mystery in a relationship. I live in Australia and my name is Brylee-Jayne thats me in ma profile pic. hot arnt i? Guess What? I have a seceret You wanna know ma secret? But i cant tell you Coz its a seceret ok then you convinsed me My seceret is... wait for it... Drum roll*... A SECERET!!!! had ya goin 4 a second there didnt i? Favorite Stuff: Movies: Twilight, New Moon, Pirates of the Carribean (all), Tarzan Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Favorite Couples Esme x Carlisle...Twilight TWILIGHT SUPERLATIVES; Best crooked smile; Edward Cullen Most likely to trip on her/his feet; Bella Swan Best smile male; Jacob Black Best smile Female; Esme Cullen Most annoying male; Mike Newton Most annoying female; Jessica Stanley Stupid fake bitch; Lauren Cutest Male Cutie; Seth Clearwater Cutest female Cutie; Renesmee Carlie Cullen Most wanted Best friend; Alice Cullen Sexy Male Vampire; Jasper Whitlock-Hale Sexy Female Vampire; Rosalie Hale Most likely to squish someone; Emmett Cullen Best hair; Victoria Sweetest doctor; Carlisle Cullen People who should just be together; Renee and Charlie (: Funny kids; WOLF PACK! Bella: "It's...a cow." ºø„ºø„„øº„øº You have been diagnosed AND! Copy if you love the wolves! ºø„ºø„„øº„øº A Twilight Survey Which book in the series is your favorite? Eclipse How long did it take you to read the books? About two day Who introduced you to the books? My friends Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? I borrowed Twilight and I brought the rest Are you most looking forward to: Midnight Sun, or the movie? Midnight Sun What's your dream ending to the series? Jacob imprints on Lizzie in breaking dawn Favorites: Who's your favorite vampire? Emmet Who is your favorite werewolf? Jacob or Paul What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? “If everyone had happy endings, we'd all be under grave stone now..." Rosalie-Eclipse What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? Bella's first hunt What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? In the tent How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? Alice picks Bella's bridal style and carries her into her room Breaking Dawn What was your favorite adventure/battle? Edward Vs James in Twilight Which book cover was your favorite? Breaking Dawn Are these books among your favorite books of all? Of course This or That? Twilight or New Moon? New Moon New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse Eclipse or Twilight? Eclipse Are you more excited about the New Moon movie or Midnight Sun? Midnight Sun Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Jacob Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Bella Bella or Jacob? Jake Bella or Alice? Alice Alice or Jacob? Alice Rosalie or Alice? Rosalie Jasper or Alice? Alice Jasper or Edward? Jasper Carlisle or Esme? Eme Emmett or Jasper? Emmet Emmett or Jacob? Jacob Bella or Rosalie? Rosalie Esme or Charlie? Esme Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle Charlie or Billy? Billy Jacob or Sam? Jacob Sam or Quil? Sam Quil or Embry? Embry Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria Werewolves or Vampires? Werewolves Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know. Team Jacob/Team Edward If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: Jacob Black (Twilight), Will Turner (Pirates of the Carribean), Ron Weasly (Harry Potter 6), Cedric Diggory (Harry Potter),Damon Salvatore Vampie Diaries 'I think I'll just have to settle for hunting stupid mice. They won't stand a chance. I shall just wander up and sit on them until they surrender.' 'I hope he has them chasing blue squirrels all day!' 'But there aren't any blue squirrels.' 'Precisely!' 'Tell me a good punishment for a traitor, Fireheart.' 'I... I don't know, Bluestar.' 'But I do. I know the best punishment of all. I'll do nothing!' 'Squirrelpaw, sooner of later you're going to have to learn that there are times to speak and times to be silent.' 'But it seems like it's always time to be silent!' 'There, you're getting the idea.' 'Much is to be read everywhere. In stars, in running water, in flash of light on waves. Whole world speaks, if ears are open to listen.' 'By me is little done. These cats their destiny have faced with courage.' 'Unfair!' 'We don't have to be fair. We're not in StarClan yet!' Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she looks at you in your eyes When you break her heart When she repost this bulletin When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; All Time Fave Quotes From The Legendary T.V. Stolen off of KandiLips Page. She's so awesome :D Kevin Levin: (Reading) T...N...T... "Monsters? That's a laugh coming from a Halloween reject like you." -Kevin Levin Kevin Levin: "GWEN!!" (Catches Gwen as she falls) Gwen Tennyson: (Opens her eyes) Kevin Levin: "Gwen. Woah, don't EVER do that." Gwen Tennyson: Kevin are you crying? Oh, you do you have a heart. I don't care! Nothing matters as long as Gwen is safe!" -Kevin Levin "I don't know who's behind all this, BUT THEY'RE GONNA FIX MY CAR!" -Kevin Levin Yeah, fully hooked into Gwen/Kevin. I love the ocean. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" Annoying things to do on an elevator (the ones with * by them are ones me and my friends have done) *Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” *Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. *When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves. *Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. *Meow occasionally. *Stare at another passenger for a while.Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly *Say – ‘DING’ at each floor. Say “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons. *Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. *Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.” *When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?” Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.” *When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. *Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. *Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend.After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?” Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!” Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. *Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. *Swat at flies that don’t exist. Call a “Group hug” then enforce it. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room(Not repuested at a funeral or wedding), copy/paste this on your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy/paste this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy/paste this on your profile. (I do all the time) If you are aware that too many people are trying too be something they're not, copy/paste this on your profile. If you don't do drugs and never will, copy/paste this on your profile. If you think cancer is awful, copy/paste this on your profile. IF you set aside a portion of the day to reading/writing, or a combonation of the two, copy/paste this on your profile Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother? Post this on your profile if you hate racism. My name is Chris I am three My eyes are swollen I can not see I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish i were better I wish i weren't ugly Then maybe my mommy Would still hug me I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else i'm locked up All day long When i wake i'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When mommy does come I'll try and be nice So maybe i'll just get One whipping tonight I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words He says it's all my fault That he suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And i start to bawl He takes and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken "I'm sorry!" I scream But it's too late now His face is twisted Into an unimaginalbe shape The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please god, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three Tonight my daddy Murdered me Copy this on your profile if you hate and are against child abuse! A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. YOUR REAL NAME: Lizzie 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Lizizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Wolf 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name): Frances Sarah Pamela Amy Trinity Jane Savanna Marie Rossitter 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Fuze 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ieasorje 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Jane (Eh...:/) 6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Uleli 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black mimi Black Scotch Black Amy Black Sever So you're saying that I'm a loser because I don't want to be popular. Labels don't define me. THESE are my Evil Demonic Plot Bunnies. ...() () (\_/) (\_/) they want to ask you to PLEASE copy and paste them...PLEASE!? ,-.,-. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie andFitch/American Eagle told them it was I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. So, here's how it works: Opening Credits: Hands up- Black eyed peas Birth: La Bamba First day at school: Haushinka-Green Day Falling in Love: Ba Bump- Black eyed peas Fight Song: There You Go- P!Nk Breaking Up: Good Ridance (time of your life) -Green Day Prom: Sumarise- Little Birdy Life: Jenny From the Block Mental Breakdown: Beautifull- Akon Driving: Boys and girls- Pixie Lott Flashback: Far away- Nickle Back Wedding: On Our Way- Christina Aguilera Birth Of Child: Here to stay- Christina Aguilera [INTERMISSION] Final Battle: Union- Black eyed peas Death Scene: Everything I'm Not- Veronicas Funeral: Who Let The Dogs Out? (plz play this at ma funeral wen i die PLZ!) End Credits: Hey Stephen- Taylor Swift Did you know... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH! Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and post this on your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read multiple books at the same time copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree!! If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! xD If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a wall, copy and paste this in yout profile If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this in your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think those stupid kids shoud just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think the Cocoa puffs Turkey Bird thing should go the rehab, copy this onto your profile. If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are now more scared of dentists then ever by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (I'm not; my mom IS a dentist. Not my dentist, tho) I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever held a ceremony for an inanimate object, or particapated in one, copy and paste this into your profile If you have two or more of the same thing copied and pasted into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires, and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile (but I like shape-shifters too.) If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile. If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile. If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you, copy this to your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copying this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile If you think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile. An engineering professor is treating her husband, a loan officer, to dinner for finally giving in to her pleas to shave off the scraggly beard he grew on vacation. His favorite restaurant is a casual place where they both feel comfortable in slacks and cotton/polyester-blend golf shirts. But, as always, she wears the gold and pearl pendant he gave her the day her divorce decree was final. They're laughing over their menus because they know he always ends up diving into a giant plate of ribs but she won't be talked into anything more fattening than shrimp. Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns tan holding hands?- Ernest Gaines It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuslity. It's like disapproving of rain. Francis Maude Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personslly, I think they are just afraid of a thousand gay guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?" John Stewart If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." Robin Tyler For every girl thats ever played softball for a long period of time...you know what I'm talking about! You know you're a softball player when... Pre-wrap is no longer for injuries but for your hair You only shave your knees and thighs becuase thats all you can see with your uniform on Your favorite part of the season was getting your new bat When wearing knee socks and sandals are actually considered cool At the end of the summer you have the infamous 5 inch tan knees that won't go away till spring and by then you'll have school ball You avoid wearing skirts and dresses...I mean c'mon. The scars are only cool to you and the other softball girls Blisters, cuts, and scars are for show When you find yourself mentioning an inside team joke to other non-softball-playing friends and they just look at you like you're crazy You haven't been to Church on Sunday for years Someone asks you what you do outside of school and the only other activity you can think of is Softball Boys say "Baseball is so much harder then softball" and you just laugh because you really know that softball is much more difficult...besides we use bigger balls don't we? All your white clothing has some kind of brown tint to it Your batting glove starts to smell like onions/corn dogs/and old people Your sliding pants/short have to be torn to shreds before you'd ever get new ones You've classified "the softball field" as its own scent Sunflower seeds and Gatoraid become their own personal food group Everyone on your team has known each other for years Old men say they play softball..but really you know that they just play slowpitch BASEBALL You can't stand it when people refer to softball as "baseball" and then say..."Their the same thing" Long socks are your best friend You see a group of people playing softball, and you have an incredible urge to ask if you can join in and play The end of softball season is basically never Your drawers are filled with 4,857,295,256 softball T-shirts/Jerseys When a "short trip" to your tournament takes 2 hours When you're summer softball team practices in winter When you wear your softball cleats everywhere you go Waking up at 8 in the morning for a tournament game is considered late When McDonalds should start paying YOU to come eat there When you play other teams, you already know half the girls and how they play, thanks to your own little Scouting Reports When your asked for directions you give them according to the nearest softball field When you discuss the different types of dirt on different fields When you read this and are thinking "Yepp thats my life in a nutshell" If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room(Not repuested at a funeral or wedding), copy/paste this on your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy/paste this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy/paste this on your profile. (i do frequly) If you are aware that too many people are trying too be something they're not, copy/paste this on your profile. If you don't do drugs and never will, copy/paste this on your profile. If you think cancer is awful, copy/paste this on your profile. IF you set aside a portion of the day to reading/writing, or a combonation of the two, copy/paste this on your profile Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901 Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. Me: I'm in team Edward! but i don't like writing/reading EdwardxBella stories! does that even make sense?? lol! Edward: I'm Hurt! I'm not allowed to have Bella anymore? Me: Hell-to the- NO! Bella: i want to be with Edward!! Jacob (speaks for himself and the Pack): It's okey with us!! Sam: Hell YEAH! Bella: you too?! Sam: Yupp *Winks at Bella* Bella: *Blushes* Edward: *Growls and tries to punch Sam* Me: LOL! *Quickly delets Edward!* Favorite color: Red Favorite book: TWILIGHT! Shiver, A House of Night, Prom Nights from Hell, Goosebumps, Vampire diaries, Dracula, Favorite typ of music: Country, hip hop and a lil R&B Favorite State: California Favorite movie: The Twilight Saga, The Karate Kid Love to do: Fighting! a lil boxing, chilling, chatting, wrestling, play with my dog Rex, Talk, music and well writing/reading ;P my best friends: Jennifer, Selma, Marie, Jackie, Rebecka. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) |
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