Thesickonehide bio
 Author has written 1 story for South Park. Age: 17 Name: Call me Jim. Favorite Books: John Dies At The End by David Wong, Rant by Chuck Palahniuk, A Piece Of Cake by Cupcake Brown, Suicide Notes by Michael Ford, Human All Too Human by Friedrich Nietzsche, and Glamorama by Bret Ellis. Favorite Music Artists: Porcupine Tree, Ulver, Brand New, Agalloch, Nine Inch Nails, Elliott Smith, Daughters, and Sunn O))) About me: You don't want to know. I'm a huge South Park fan. Still debating on my favorite character. My favorite anime and manga: Blue Exorcist, Soul Eater, Dogs, D. Gray Man, Uzumaki, Mushishi, and a few other things. I have one complete South Park fanfic and a Soul Eater fanfic I'm working on currently. Glance into the world just as though time were gone: and everything crooked will become straight to you. - Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Bastard by animallvr682 reviews
Kenny has been doing something he doesnt want anyone to know about. Something to earn a little money. What happens when Kyle tells Kenny how he feels, and Kenny tells Kyle his secret? Warning...this story contains yaoi, prostitution, and other stuffs.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,141 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Future Diary: New Survival Game! by Lightning God Traxid reviews
A thousand years have passed since Yukiteru and Yuno created a new future, a.k.a, Happy End. But unfortunately their time as gods are coming to an end. Now seventeen new Future Diary Holders have been chosen to battle it out for the title of 'God'.
Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,887 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011
Threads of Fate by Breaking-Benjamin-rules reviews
Yukiteru, now a god, has managed to bring Akise Aru back to life. All seems well at first, but when Akise started having weird dreams, things turn upside down. AkiseXYukiteru, T for reasons, i own nothing.
Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Akise A., Yukiteru A./Yuki/1st - Complete
Mors Pulchra by Esse Quam Videri reviews
After being apart for three years, the team is reunited for a mission that contains as much mystery as it does danger. The fate of the world is once again in their hands as an ancient villain rises who seems to have a particular interest in Kid's history.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,846 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
I Love You (No Homo) by lostlikeme reviews
Kenny's truck. It's where they spend most of their time together: getting drunk, making water-bongs, cruising for chicks, almost touching dicks—but Ike doesn't think about that last part.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Ike B., Kenny M. - Complete
Time to Heal by Karrissarella reviews
Kida is the victim of a rape case. This has completely teared him apart where he can't even speak, barely eat, and it seems like he's lost his full of life personality. Can Mikado help put him back together before it's too late? Eventual Mikado/Kida.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Masaomi K., Mikado R.
Si tú no estás aquí by DarkLady-Iria reviews
Lo que menos se imaginó Kyle, fue presenciar el ritual. Creado por RutLance-CrystalFairy y publicado por mí. xD
South Park - Rated: M - Spanish - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
If I Could Take It All Back by MidoriUshanka reviews
It's been three years since Kyle ruined Eric Cartman's life... And Cartman plans on getting revenge, that is, torturing and then killing the Jew. Stan needs Kenny's help to figure out all the clues. Can they save Kyle before 48 hours are up? M for rape.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
You're my drug by VeryOldAccountofMine reviews
Kaoru loves his brother. But he would never be able to break his heart by telling him, not after he finally found happiness, so instead.. he fills the hole he has inside with smoke, drugs and alcohol. CONTAIN YAOI: BoyXBoy
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,224 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Cartman's Passion by RetiredSPAuthorNo78 reviews
Back to school... the problems start again. This time, however, it's more severe. Kyle's POV, Kyle/Cartman, Character Death. Chapter Nine: That Look
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,656 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
IOU by MizzRawrLovezYaoi reviews
Ike runs into Kenny and dirties the clothes that he's wearing. Ike decides that he owes Kenny for ruing his clothes. rated M for well you know, Sexual stuff ;
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kenny M., Ike B. - Complete
Breathless by iLoVeCaRDcApToRsAkuRa reviews
When Maka and Soul are struggling with their studdies, Death makes them stay at home to rest and study away from the classroom. But with tension in the air, feelings will be revealed and studdying isnt all the pair will get up to ;O Rated M for Smut! xx
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,783 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Everybody Loves Cartman by cell12 reviews
Stan and Kyle's relationship is falling apart. They go to first Butters and then Kenny for advice - only to find the two blondes both have feelings for Cartman. Rated M for mild descriptions of abuse and massive Cartman slash in later chapters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,382 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Redéfinition de l'individu by Kymanlvr reviews
Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Knots by rEpose reviews
The story of five intertwined couples just trying their best to make love work. Contains Creek, Style, Cran, Cryde, Bendy, and a little Bunny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,278 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010
Blood Soaken Misery by krizz666 reviews
When Raven thinks nothing matters anymore...Can Cartman save him from a world of despair and loneliness without even realising it? Or will Raven refuse his own happiness, and fall into a deep dark pit of self hatred?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Stan M., Eric Cartman
Save me by PaperBalloonsx3 reviews
This is the day Mysterion saved my life. and my virginity.But at the time, I wasn't aware that he failed to save one other thing. My family. Crenny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M.
Such is Fate by Toru887 reviews
Kenny has feelings for Cartman, but what happens when Cartman finds out? Will Kenny ever be with Cartman?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,175 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Asshole by Utsukushiookami reviews
This is a twisted Cartman/Kyle fic. Rated M for possible later chapters
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Tension Tighter Than A Loaded Gun by NightingaleLost reviews
A deal struck over secrets and hidden lust; you're just begging the pressure to drown you.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,604 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by xEmerald Isle reviews
There's a school dance coming up at South Park Elementary. Every student must take a perfect match test and go to the dance with whoever they get paired up with. For some, they are happy with who they're paired with. For others, they aren't soo happy...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,157 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Anesthetize reviews
Eric Cartman slowly drifts into madness after being traumatized by events from his childhood. Kyle notices something different about him, but will he want to know what Eric is hiding? Rated M for later chapters including slashes, suicide, rape, and abuse
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,163 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete