Ingredients: A delicate flower and a headstrong general. Procedure: Combine ingredients in one palace, add murder plots and power struggles. Shake vigorously for best results. Itasaku.

A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .

Sakura had always known that Sasuke was going to be her alpha. Or at least she had thought. When Sasuke's rejection of her leaves her heartbroken, Sakura dedicates her life to becoming a medical ninja and shoves aside any lingering hope that she would one day find her mate. Until a chance encounter changes her and her life forever. A/O/B dynamics

Where Sasuke finds out about one of his brother's most intimate secrets in the worst possible way. ItaSaku/Non-mass.

Sakura wished that Sasuke would kiss her, that he'd touch more than her belly—but that was against their ground rules. No intimacy. They were co-parenting, not getting married. And so far they'd managed to stick to their rules—for the most part.

[Commission 04] If anyone had ever told Sakura that she'd have sex in a brothel, she would have thumped them good. But in the face of an unexpected and strong aphrodisiac… Well, it's a good thing there's a familiar face around to help, even if it's not one she would have ever expected. CU.

Sakura's path converges with Itachi's once more, and she must realize what it really is that she fears most. Sequel to Claustrophobia.

Wherein Sakura's late night training habits and fear of zombies set the stage for another encounter with her teammate's brother. Sequel to Popcorn.

At Team Seven's weekly movie night, Sakura expected bonding time with her boys, a cinematic adventure, and a little R&R. What she got was horror movies, lurking Uchiha, and misplaced popcorn. Non-Massacre.

When medical student Haruno Sakura picked up an antique silver locket at the local flea market, she never expected it to be an ancient magical artefact. Now she's the hapless master to a menacing assassin demon with a thousand-year-old killing curse. ...Is it too late to adopt a cat instead? (A Halloween-inspired AU, told in drabbles.) /COMPLETE/

One-night stands are always fun - until the morning comes. ItaSaku. Modern AU.

Random ItaSaku drabbles/onesies featuring various universes and various storylines for your reading pleasure. Chapters may or may not be interconnected.

He wasn't her first. Or her second. Or even her third. But she was kind of hoping he would be her last. AU Modern GaaSaku. Rated M for a reason.

A million different fragments of "what ifs" and "what could have beens". An anthology of happy, sad, and weird ways to fall in and out of love told in oneshots. Itasaku.

Sakura didn't like that her lover was always out of bed in the middle of the night. Itachi didn't like how she teased him all the time. ItaSaku. Within the Messages verse. Modern.

Sakura wasn't a white-gowned maiden but she swore Itachi took something from her when they were together for the first time. ItaSaku. AU. Within the Messages verse.

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

Fugaku develops a soft spot for one Haruno Sakura. Oneshot. ItaSaku. Non-mass AU. Complete.

"Last Tuesday, you threatened to beat him with a broom if he took the last slice of blueberry pie in the fridge." "But I like pie." A collection of one-shots. Itasaku.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. "Itachi-san," Sakura asked suddenly. "Have you been stalking me?" In which it took Uchiha Itachi a whole five days to declare his intentions to Haruno Sakura. In which, subtle and passive aggressive meets oblivious and in denial. Tumblr fanart exchange for the lovely draw-barvs-draw.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Seven years down the road, their marriage is falling apart.

ItaSaku AU. Sakura had never thought that the practice of bringing home injured animals would carry such great impact to her relatively simple life. But then again, none of them had ever been Uchiha Itachi.

GaaSaku Canon-verse AU. Non-compliant with Fourth Shinobi War Arc. Chi ama mi, ama il mio cane. For Gaara and Sakura, that particular Italian proverb had never been more apt.

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Mikoto was a woman on a mission. Really, with sons like hers, it was going to take a miracle before she and Fugaku finally get to have some grandbabies to bounce on their knees.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Sequel to flirt. He is intent on laying claim to her. She is not so thrilled by his possessiveness. Meanwhile, Team Seven watches on with complete bewilderment.

GaaSaku one-shot. A civilian Sakura is married off to the Kazekage to keep the peace between their nations. A fluff fic that is rated M for a reason.

"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG

ItaSaku CC-verse AU. A peek behind the curtains. Various one-shots depicting the life of the Uchiha Family.

GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.

ItaSaku IIP-verse Non-Massacre AU. He doesn't seduce her all the time. Sometimes, she seduces back.

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Like Cell Seven, Cell Sixteen has the makings of a wonderful team. They also have a very delectable teacher, according to Sakura.

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower… It was a chance at redemption, a first step towards something new. Iruka does not know who to feel sorry for more; his Genin-hopefuls, or Uchiha Itachi.

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower... A deed, once committed, can never be undone. Like an ink blotch, forever, besmirched...

ItaSaku silk kimono-verse AU. The bouquet toss was a success, though Ino didn't quite understand why Sakura looked so flustered when a beaming young woman caught it. Then, Itachi boldly, easily, snagged the frilly white garter that Shikamaru had tossed...

ItaSaku IIP-verse Non-Massacre AU. Contrary to popular belief, Itachi did not seduce Sakura during the time she was nursing him back to health. No, it was the other way around, an innocent seduction that ensnared the Uchiha heir like nothing else could.

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. In which there is an irked Itachi and a lot of scantily clad men. And no, none of whom are Gai and/or Lee.

ItaSaku fiesta-verse Non-Massacre AU. Follow up to deep fried vegetables. In which the truth finally comes out. In which the cat is let out of the bag. In which Ino makes a big mistake. In which Naruto is definitely not amused.

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Of bedtime and unusual sleeping habits. Poor Itachi.

ItaSaku Her decision was like the pebble that caused the ripple effect. She was still not sure if she had done the right thing, though.

ItaSaku Sequel to Hunternin. She was no longer of any use to him. Yet, for some reason or another, he still refuses to let her go. Like a master puppeteer and his puppet, he automatically binds her to him without even understanding why. One day, he would.

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Who would have thought that she would gain such approval from his mother just by teaching him how to grocery shop?

Sequel to Inner Demons. She is fiercely protective of her country and he took advantage of that to tie her down to him. Trapped and desperate, hate is inevitable.

ItaSaku One day, he simply started to exist, started to breathe, started to live. Only, he was no longer the same. The flip side of a paper fan; same, but different. Changed, by the Gods.

ItaSaku First Prequel to blood limit. She was bound to him the very moment they met. One way or another, the little chains of Fate would keep her close to him for the rest of her life. She didn't understand why yet, but one day she would.

ItaSaku Thanks to the diligent efforts of a pair of goons, she had somehow ended up as a birthday gift...to the devil himself. A most sensual, seductive...drunk devil. And she had stupidly went and made a deal with him, too. This does not bode well.

ItaSaku. AU. Like her, he bleeds as well.

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Their unlikely love story started inside a Ramen Bar, of all places. She had yelled her confession to him for the world to hear, but he had walked away. Of course, he hadn't known then how determined she could be.

ItaSaku She had been subdued, kidnapped, humiliated, and dragged all the way into god knows where just for…this… Him. The kunoichi is not amused.

ItaSaku A name. It was all he could give to her.

ItaSaku Sequel to heart strings. They were never meant to be together. Fate was doing everything possible to tear them apart, but one thing binds them closer than never before. As long as hope never dies, life continues to blossom.

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU Sequel to thunderstorm. His version of flirting was so outrageously subtle that she didn't even realize what he was up to until it was all too late. And how ridiculous; she sure as hell wasn't flirting back!

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Sequel to tossing a coin. Hell is to be stuck between a thunderstorm and Uchiha Itachi. What on earth had she done to make him antagonize her like this anyway?