"His gaze travels up and down my body, and I watch as he palms himself through his jeans, almost as if he's unaware of it, but I can tell he's straining against the button fly. Then, he leans over me again, and this time I don't shut my eyes. "Mate."" 1st place winner Public Vote for the Red-Eyed Edward Contest

While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.

Will has finally found something that gets under Hannibal's skin: the Food Network. Crackfic. Post S3, no spoilers.

This is a preslash/slash. House has been keeping a secret, how will Wilson react once he founds out. This has some H/C friendship in it too along with some angst. Wilson has a couple of dark tones in this one and House deals with the affects of his child abuse and past rapes have on him. Hope you like it and as always Read, Enjoy and Review.

Sherlock faltered the moment he caught sight of John's cock bulging against the confines of his pants. John's unusually large, no-way-Sherlock-won't-comment cock. Sherlock blinked once, twice, then inhaled slowly and opened his mouth to speak- "I swear," John cut in, "if you say one word about standard deviations from the mean I will punch you, half-dressed or no."

When Sherlock learns what John "Three Continents" Watson's army nickname was for, he realizes he's got the perfect opportunity for a first-hand experiment in physical passion from the one person he can actually stand to be touched by. John thinks there might be a bit more to it than that.

Daryl hears something from Rick he may not want to hear. Caryl Smut

Sherlock replaces John's usual bottle of lube with a set of homemade variants and a blank data table. For science. He has to monitor the experiment himself, of course. (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts, all revolving around the same basic theme of "John and Sherlock get sexy for the first time and also discover some kinky stuff about each other.")

Jim considers what his best option is given that he is no longer the Captain of the Enterprise. Slash.

Ten years after Edward and Alice abandoned her, Bella returns to Forks. What brings Alice to her door? Why has Edward moved into the Cullens' old house? And who helps Bella escape her painful past-in his playroom? AH

It's a question of biology... Vulcan biology. Towards the end of the 5 year mission, Kirk realizes that his feelings for Spock are requited, but Spock has already decided they can never be together. Kirk/Spock pre-slash to slash, with plenty of angst. (A full, clean copy for download - minus author notes, but including translations - is linked from the author's profile.)

I had it all; the beautiful wife, loving son and dream life. It was perfect, but perfect was never enough for me.

It's been months since John's last got off properly (i.e. not just by himself), and he's more than a little frustrated. Sherlock is out of town on a case, but deduces the reason for John's mood and bluntly offers to help via text. Smutty little lemon with some humor (it's Sherlock, after all!) and delightfully explicit without actually being all that naughty, anatomically speaking.

BAMF!John gets a chance to show off a bit during a case. Sherlock realized he likes being manhandled just a bit more than he ought to for someone who insists he has no interest in his flatmate. It turns out John specializes in deducing attraction, though, and Sherlock can't keep it a secret forever . . .

Continuation of Life's Harsh and Sweet Lessons and story two of "Love in the Time of the Midlife Crisis" Dr. James Wilson will do anything for a friend who needs help, whether Dr. Greg House likes it or not.

The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE

It all started the night of the lock-in at Ridgeway. Sam kissed Freddie, but all is not as it seems. The trio have been keeping serious secrets from each other. Can the pieces be put together in the aftermath? Can Spencer keep HER from falling apart? SPAM

Carly and Freddie are in college together and begin to find themselves drawn to each other like never before. Meanwhile Sam and Spencer make art together. Creddie and Spam.

Sherlock requests John's help in understanding what makes people tick. He gets more than he bargained for.

Carol discovers that their mutually beneficial physical relationship may have some strings attached after all.

Tumblr Prompt: It's Glenn and Maggie's wedding, but Daryl's eyes are on Carol all night.

Unemployed Bella Swan takes on a temp position. Little does she know it is as assistant to Edward Cullen, a man she despises! Chaos ensues, papers fly, and Cullen Enterprises is turned upside down. AH, slightly OOC. Rate M for Lemons and Language.

All of the Cullens are married to one another by virtue of coven tradition, a premise first introduced in the story First Night. This is an exploration of this unique coven dynamic, told from C's & B's POV. Carlisle/Bella included, but not exclusive.

Edward Cullen was now my legal husband, but he wasn't the only one I'd wed today. According to coven tradition, I now had seven spouses, not one, and the Right of First Night was a privilege extended only to the coven's leader.

or How John Learned to Love the Oxford Dictionary . John is turned on by the sound of Sherlock's voice and his penchant for large words. Sherlock finds out.

Bella Swan is working as a reporter for the Seattle Tribune when an assignment comes across her desk she doesn't want. However, she gets stuck writing Seattle's Most Eligible Bachelors. What happens when she crosses paths with the elusive Edward Cullen?

House and Wilson find out that a simple act of kindness can turn into something so much more for all involved. Pre-Slash/Slash with a whole lot of fluff in the style that can only be defined as the lives of Dr. Gregory House and Dr. James Wilson!

The eyes are the windows to the soul they say. What happens when the shutters fall open and let in some light? Will Kirk and Spock learn something new in their adventures, or will they be too afraid to look? Follow their journey. Sporky, dark, etc...

Sam didn't set out to fall in love with her best friend's brother; she never thought they would really have a chance to be together. But when it looks like Spencer is about to make a big mistake, Sam has to speak up and play to win. SPAM.

Crack!fic, dialogue only. I, um... I'm pretty sure the title is self explanatory. And LJ is entirely to blame for this. XD

"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.

Bella was a successful journalist, but was unlucky in love. She craved to meet a bad boy. Enter Edward Cullen, a mysterious, charismatic loner...a bad boy with a traumatic past. Winner of 4 Tomato Soup Awards Best Canon/Angst/Emmett/Rose.

She mothered his daughter, unbeknownst to him. She's just a small-town teacher with a bestseller and a broken heart, and everyone's in love with America's brooding bachelor. She sees him everywhere, he thinks about her always. Both wish they could move on, but neither is quite ready to give up on the memories of the past, no matter how much pain is caused in the process. AH. OOC.

Recently widowed Bella moves to Seattle to start a new life. Reconnecting with her friend, Bella meets Alice's brother, Chef Edward Cullen. Celibate by choice for 2 years, what happens when Edward finds himself undeniably attracted to a sexy new Bella?

My take on everyone's favorite missing moment, the trip to Bespin. Early chapters are T for language because Han needs his mouth washed out with soap. Things will heat up somewhat in later chapters so we'll see where it goes.

Samantha Puckett is used to getting what she wants, but in her quest for a relationship she realizes that her normal methods won't cut it. Will she be able to reel him in? SPAM.

HIATUS Edward is a geeky comic book writer who has been secretly in love with his best friend Bella for years. When Bella and her boyfriend break up, Edward devises a plan to make her see him as more than a friend. Can Bella see beyond the Geek?

This is my speculation of what will happen in the second part of iOMG. Yaaay seddie :D

The students volunteer to be locked in the school overnight. My version of iOMG based on the previews.

When Edward left, Bella was sent to Renee in Florida. Sixteen years later after Charlie dies, Bella is left alone in a house full of memories. Will the memories be enough or will Bella need more? Rated M for sensuality. NOW COMPLETE.

Bella's a determined professional, her career takes priority in her life. With no time to date she decides to get herself a B.O.B. When it leaves her less than'satisfied' she returns to the store & meets a sexy manager who offers to show her the bunny way

she'd always been such a natural in front of the camera. spencer & sam. DARK!fic.

When two people meet in dark basement, a case of mistaken identity leads to a night Bella Swan will never, ever, forget.

it's been a year and a half since she moved in and he still doesn't know where he stands with her. sequel to 'all I ever knew of love'. spencer & sam

COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.

Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.

It's 4 years after Edward leaves Bella. There are no werewolves. Bella & Jake were never more than friends. Bella has grown up, graduated from College, has a boyfriend & is moving back to Seattle to attend Law School when her path crosses Edward's. EPOV

"you get it, don't you? the compulsion to throw caution to the wind?" eventual spam.

because as good as she was at tearing things apart, he was just as good at putting things back together. spam drabbles for those who may/may not like spam, some slight seddie/creddie

Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.

K/S. I take real moments in TOS and write the scene that could have feasibly come before or after.

Written for Wilson Fest at LJ for the prompt: Wilson happens upon a porn tape starring college!House. EXPLICIT SLASH/NC-17 - don't like, don't read.

K/S established. Spock is uncertain about Jim's feelings; Spock Prime relates the events of The Search for Spock in an attempt to reassure him.

Just a little angsty h/c snippet set between the crew arriving back in the 23rd century and the trial in The Voyage Home. Slash and same-sex marriage implied.

Edward Cullen has plans, and he's going to stick to them. Then Bella Swan comes to town and makes him realize that sometimes life doesn't turn out like you thought it would.

It's like they're star crossed lovers. Only worse. Spam-centric with a side of Creddie.

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

K/S, 'Home' side-story snippet. If Sex is Good Times, and Pon Farr is Sex, then logically, Pon Farr is...?

One-shot: House and Wilson have a really loud, push-shove argument. And then it sort of disintegrates from there. SLASH

House is having a bad leg night, and requests an interesting solution. House/Wilson EXPLICIT SLASH. Please don't read it if you don't like that.

ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"

I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B