The Dramatic Violet Myles
DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!! Presenting, the awesome, the cool, the innocent, the every so slightly crazy person, and DRAMATIC... THE DRAMATIC VIOLET MYLES!!!!! Yes, as stated in the dramatic intro I am the, ( don't bother saying the name without the "THE" or it won't have that zing,) Violet Myles. The pint sized author to be as soon as I figure out the damn site. Until then here's a bit about myself: (just a foot note,(ha foot) this is only for the people for who will actually read this.) Name: master is a nice way to begin! Age: four billIon, ninety six million, twelve thousand, seven hunred, forty two. ( I stopped counting about three thousand years ago.) How one would describe me: Definition for AWESOME! Reason for being insane: Possiblyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,( i could continue this for about a million more years and you still wouldn't have an answer. Same goes for my favourite food too.) Favourite word: Anything with "ish" added on the end. Ex. Serial killer ISH! Catch phrase: I AM RETARDED! But don't judge me! LOVE ME! and also EH cuz i am canadian. Other possible names: Amelia Earhart, ( my damn brother calls me that,) or your majesty Queen of Everything, and possibly, coolest person ever. Now you know a bit about me and you are either really entertained by my antics, or your wondering why i used serial killer ish! Naruto! Segment- Lists of odd and random shit!!!!!!!!! 10 Songs I Like: I don't wanna be in love by Good Charlotte Say Anything by Good Charlotte The Young and the Hopeless by Good Charlotte The Anthem by Good Charlotte You're Gone by Good Charlotte Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous by Good Charlotte The Innocent by Good Charlotte March On by Good Charlotte Girls Don't Like Boys by Good Charlotte I Just Wanna Live by Good Charlotte Do you think i like Good Charlotte? What do you think?!?!?!? There will be more lists coming. Recently I have been taking a interest in different kinds of writing, particularly, (I can't remember how you spell that word, tell me if I'm wrong,) haiku's. Here are a couple samples of whats going on in this head of mine. IN MY HEAD Covered in brown hair Often weird things occur... i promise ill think of more! Does that work? i hope so. Any who now here are my favourite manga's, they are in no particular order, ( though Naruto is my favourite of favourites.) Favourite Manga's 1. Naruto, (see below my favourite pairings, dude characters, and girl character.) 2. Bleach 3. Inuyasha 4. Ranma 1/2 5. One piece Favourite Naruto Dudes In no Particular Order: 1. Kakashi, ( face it he's hot. Kakashi Nuttcase knows it!!) 2. Shikamaru and Choji tie 3. Neji 4. Gai, (don't ask why i'm a little messed.) 5. Naruto and Sasuke tie 6. Deidara 7. Itachi 8. Hidan Favourite Naruto Girls In no Particular Order: 1. Anko 2. Tenten 3. Hinata 4. Sakura 5. Shizune 6. Temari 7. Ino 8. Konan Favourite Pairings: 1. Kakashi and Anko, (Kakanko) 2. Naruto and Hinata, (Naruhina) 3. Neji and Tenten, (Nejiten) 4. Skikamaru and Temari, (Shikamari) 5. Deidara and OC, (Deidaoc) 6. Itachi and OC or Sakura (Itachoc, or Itachsaku) 7. Choji and Ino, (Choino) (Bet nobodies ever thought of this pairing. If you know stories with this pairing send me a message.) If you... copy and paste this into your profile: If you can't raise one eyebrow by itself, and your brother gives you hell for it, copy and paste this into profile. ITACHI IS AWESOME!!: If you love Itachi from "Naruto", before or after you found out about the true reason behind the massacre, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Tiger Priestess, Bulla49, Vocaloid Naruto's kurohime, The Dramatic Violet Myles, R.I.P. UCHIHA ITACHI: He was a man who loved peace and who had the strength to follow the path he had chosen even when it became unbearable. Copy and Paste this to your profile and add your name to this list if you would lay a flower on his grave: sunshinelexi, Runo 44, Bulla49, Ralf 55, Vocaloid Naruto's kurohime, The Dramatic Violet Myles, If you had that paranoia that makes you think your being watched, and then it turned out, your friends videotaped you in some embarassing situation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Naruto, and think Sasuke can go suck it!!.. Copy and paste this into profile. If you think that Kakashi and Anko are a good pairing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you still can't figure out why a tomato is a fruit copy and paste this into your profile. If you have been dubbed a knight by the Queen and are attending the royal wedding, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that the pairing Choino, (choji and ino,) sounds like a kind of Chihuahua copy and past this into your profile. If you believe that the meaning of life is 42, and that you don't watch hitchhikers guide to the galaxy to much, copy and paste this into your profile. If you did the loser sign before glee made it cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you know who shot JFK, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't know the definition for supercalafredulisticexpialadochus, check the dictionary then copy and paste this into your profile. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, blondybrunette01, DisneyLady824, Hellfire1258, Courtney777,yvonna,XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX, The Dramatic Violet Myles, Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate fudge instead. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha- loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS:Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, fuck, run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN, we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Will ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this! For people who hate stereotypes: I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. THese were all supported by NarutoFan3.14587. Go Add her to your favourites, or I'll do something I'll regret. Here are some of the projects I'll be working on. Please don't take my ideas directly, but maybes these will give you ideas for your own. The Ballad: Music Soothes the Mechanical Heart- Kakashi Hatake never had it easy. With the loss of his parents at a young age, and with the death of his best friend on a bus crash that permanently damaged his right eye how could he. But his luck seems to change, when a new student Anko, a feisty girl whose past intertwines with his own, comes into his life and helps him discover the amazing things within himself. The Rapunzel Ninja- "Why can't I go outside?" the girl looked out her window, her chocolate eyes full of longing. The dark figure step out of the shadows to reveal a tall man with pale skin and golden eyes. "The world is a horrible, dark, place my dear. I couldn't bear for you to be tainted by the evil that is beyond." Gently he placed a gentle hand on her head, and smiled at her. " You are the most important thing in the world to me. And I will protect you Anko, but only if you remain with me. Here, where you are safe." The girl turned around, her long, amaranthine flinging over her shoulders. "I wouldn't want to be any other place, than with you, Father." " Good." LoTsA oOc, AnD oThEr ShIt!! DoN't LiKe, DoN't ReAd!! Basically, the ballad..etc takes place in modern times, when Kakashi and Anko are high school students. Kakashi being Kakashi, is in the popular clique consisting of all your favourite jonin and some other people, (Rin and other OCs) and Anko is in the PIBS (people in black. No not the matrix cast,) group that consists of chuunin examiners, and other such people. The Rapunzel Ninja is set in the Naruto times, only it's the Rapunzel situation, (you know girl in tower, no go outside, hair is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll long. Just like the way I spelled real,) and Anko is our Rapunzel housed by Orochimaru, and Anko being a ninja, I got a title without thinking 'bout it. These will be published soon, I PROMISE!* *ipromiseyounothinghahahahahahaha,what!?!?!?!?!ohshityou'rereadingthis!!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! BYE BYE BYE BYE!!!!!! Favourite Quotes: 1. "WE SEE ALL." "Past," "Present," "and Future! Indoor plumbing! It's gonna be BIG." - 3 fates from disney Hercules 2. "RETREAT BACKWARDS!!!" - the blue MEANIE 3. "If at first you don't succeed, then wipe all evidence of your failure." - Connor and Travis Stoll aka Stoll Brothers sons of Hermes |
