Everything here is satire and gross! I suggest you read it. Some will have porn, others MAY not. Also check out my wattpad, it is under the same username as this account.

Here is some fandoms you can expect to see here (does not mean they will be posted, but they are ones you can 100% expect to see at any time):

Here's some series that might turn up, but probably wont:

References that will probably/most definitely be used:

Am I going to make fanfictions for people?

No, because I procrastinate really badly and will never finish them.

How am I able to write these without cringing?

Skill. I'm unaffected by sexual or strange things due to working with a friend of mine, who works in the Sex Industry. I've seen what people deem 'nasty shit'. I'm no longer affected.

What can I expect to see here?

Porn. Crack ships. Strange things. Aliens with human fight clubs.

Why do you still use this shitty old website?

I dont know, why are you here reading this? I use it because I like it, and it's easy to use. But I'm still pissed about the Great Cull of the Porn way back. So I mainly use AO3 now.

What's your AO3 account name?

Message me and I'll tell you.

Do you have Tumblr?

Yes, if you want my Tumblr, please message me.

Do you have Instagram?

Yes, if you want it please message me.

ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT????

YES THERE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!! There WILL BE UNDERAGE FANFICTIONS AND REFERENCES.