Welcome to the abyss. Please keep all hands, feet, and personal effects inside the ship at all times. Enjoy your time.

I read things and watch things and all of that wonderful stuff and these are the ships that I find myself loyal to:

TVD - Klaus/Caroline, Damon/Elena

My favorite characters are: Klaus, Caroline, Kol, Damon, and Bambi, so Stefan can go far far away.

That's right, one show. I'm a sad being.

Also this,

SHERLOCK. No more explanation needed.

I'm a solitary creature the goes by the name of lemonpoppysunshine on the interwebs, but you may call me anything you like, I would even accept Richard, there are worse names to have than Richard. People who are actual in actual-real-life call me Emily, so you may do that also if you wish.

Age is just a number, apparently, so no need for that, but I'm not old and creepy, don't worry about that. I'm somewhat nocturnal, and tend to hibernate from Christmas to New Years, so don't poke me during those times.

I like to help people, and plan on building a tiny house on wheels and making documentary films when I grow up. (I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies.)

I can be found in varying stages to disarray across many locations on the interwebs:

www.youtube.com/lemonpoppysunshine

www.lemonpoppysunshine.tumblr.com

www.there's nowhere else, biotch.com

(hint: that last one doesn't take you anywhere)

This concludes your tour of the abyss. Please do not sit, stand, ride, or play on any of the baggage-claim devices. The gift shop is directly below this, the exit is above you to both the right and left. You may now proceed to either of the given locations, and enjoy the rest of your time in the Interwebs.