Hi... My name is Isabella. I have red hair! I like owls and I play soccer. I like NCIS and Bones. I love to read!!

I know I haven't been very good with my updating schedule so I'm gonna change it. I will update on either Monday, Wednesday, or Friday but not on every single one of those days. You will get one to three updates per week or sometimes none. The reason I am doing this is because with school and soccer and everything else I do, I don't have time to update three times a week.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with NCIS, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode multiple times and never get tired of it

2. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. Or yourself. (absolutely. To everyone in our house hold, its a way of life.)

3. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters. (Sooo true. In my dream, I threatened Ziva. I died.)

4.You have started using military references. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

5.The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

6. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

7.You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

8.You find yourself saying 'Ya think?' when someone says something obvious.

9.You use the term Hinky and sneaky people.

10. You tell people you can kill them with a paperclip in 18 ways. ( Yep! With my brothers. I actually know like, 5 ways to kill some one with a paper clip.)

11. You can scare people by just staring at them.

12. You start saying 'on your six' and 'on it boss'.

13. You spend alot of time reading/writing NCIS Fan Fiction

14. Your favorite car is a mustang (No. I like McGee's new car. Don't know what is called. You can see it in "Squall")

15. You hope you do knife throwing in the future (YEEEEESSSS!)

16. Want a gun and knifes in your job (I Wanna Be A NCIS Field agent. YEAH!)

17. Want to be in law enforcement or army (Yep)

18. Can quote scenes (Oh yes. My brothers Complains all the time)

19. You do your school art board on office romance (nope)

20. You learn Hebrew ( Would be nice)

21. You are excited when you find out your name is Hebrew. (Mines Italian! Maybe I am related to DiNozzo.)

22. When someone starts talking about NCIS you take over and rant about everything and all the information on characters and episodes (uh huh)

23. You start to use your gut to tell you things (sometimes)

24. You find yourself playing with knives (I will pull out an actual knife when one of my brothers is in the kitchen and say something like watch out for my ninja skills.)

25. You become a movie addict and start quoting movies (Nope NCIS Only!)

26. You try make your clothes look like Ziva's (Like to, but my parents would Kill Me)

27. You want to visit Israel (Yeah!)

28. You yell 'Federal Agents' at people (Oh yeah.)

29. You buy all the DVD collections of NCIS (No. Stubborn Parents!)

30. You favorite male name is Anthony (Ehh. I like Timothy Better.)

31. You find yourself doing things like adding 'you know you're obsessed with NCIS when' to your profile (obviously!)

32. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night (or whenever) when you are watching a new episode of NCIS. ( I HATE it when my brothers or parents do that)

33. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!" (ALL the time)

34. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on. (Would be nice...)

35. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb. (Totally.)

36. Your cat goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO." (Especially my cat Thor.)

37. You've used two or more "Ziva-isms" (Accidentally)

38. You repeat Rule 23 to anyone who touches your coffee (Not allowed to drink caffeine.)

39. You are desperately searching for Caf-Pow!(It is really cranberry juice!)

40. You've "accidentally" tried to use your TV as an MTAC screen (Yes)

41. You find yourself absentmindedly humming the theme song (Yep. Especially during school)

42. You're up at four in the morning reading NCIS fanfics (Hehe)

43. You've never, ever, EVER broken rule 12. (I'm still a kid, Sadly)

44. You ALWAYS break rule 12. (Yet again, Still a kid)

45. You cried at the end of "Till Death Do Us Part" (No. more like yelling NOOOOOOOO when Ducky had a heart attack)

46. You were hysterically screaming "NO!" at the top of your lungs during episode "A Desperate Man" at the TV screen when Ray proposed to Ziva. (Haven't seen that episode. Yet) ;)

47. Your video game username is "Elf Lord" ( No. Haven't made any new accounts lately. Totally going to be my twitter though.)

48. You've tried making your hair like Ziva's (I did it. The ponytail anyways.)

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile.

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in Latin meaning many and ticks meaning bloodsucking creature.
Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

I found this on steadasbella94's profile. He/She has some really good stories. You should read some of them.

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95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP.
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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular a

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, FOOL , RUN!" if you agree, post this on your profile.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

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95% of People are Obsessed with fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, I-tAUght-BeLLa-THosE-tRICks95, reader13lovesbooks, xFender'sGirlx, IzzyRoxUrSox13, mossheart1235 ziva-tony-TIVA, Arya64, TivaandMcAbbyalltheway

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: theblackrose101, Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13., Slytherin Queen 1.30, Paramore Fanatic 13, Ziva-Tony-TIVA, Arya64, TivaandMcAbbyalltheway

Sayings

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

It's retarded. It's ridiculous. It's re-dic-u-tarded!"-unknown

"Being normal is for freaks."-unknown

"We're going to throw tomatoes at the president! Tomatoes, and chairs, and chair-y tomatoes!"-unknown

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it." unknown

"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."

"Go ahead and talk about me behind my back, but I have advice for you. Click your heels together and say: 'I NEED A LIFE!'"

"They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -unknown

When life gives you skittles, throw them at your enemy and scream "Taste the rainbow, you b-tch!!"

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Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

- "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

- “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

- “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

- When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

- Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

- "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

- You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

- I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

- Did you just call me a b*tch? Because a b*tch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

- Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

- There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

- 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

- You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

- Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

- I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

- If at first you don't succeed, have a chocolate bar and get over yourself. -Me :)

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

-Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.

- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?

- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

- Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?

- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
-The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

- There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
- I dream of a perfect world were a chicken can cross the road without its motives questioned.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, please re-post this. It could convince someone else not too have an abortion. :)

1) Have you ever been asked out?
No. No one has ever had a crush on me. :'(

2) Where did you get your default picture?
The internet

3) What's your middle name?
Marie

4) Your current relationship status?
Single (Unfortunately)

5) Does your crush like you back?
I don't get to see mine. :(

6) What is your current mood?
Determined to get my profile done.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
Wouldn't you like to know?

8) What color shirt are you wearing?
Whatever the heck color shirt I want.

9) Missing something?
Don't know. (Yet...)

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
My old dogs personality so that he would still be alive.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what?
Owl

12) Ever had a near death experience?
I was not properly strapped into a roller coaster and I got whiplash from trying to stay in the roller coaster.

13) Something you do alot?
Write and Read Fanfics

14) The song stuck in your head?
Whatever is playing on my ipod currently.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
What makes you think I Copied it? (I copied it from Aliyah-Shalom-David34)

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Jennifer Lawrence and my 6th grade Science Teacher.

17) When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes. At Church

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
Time Freeze (Get more time to write fanfictions.)

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Personality.

21) What do you usually order from Dunkin' Donuts?
Don't go to Dunkin' Donuts

22) What's your biggest secret?
Why do you think I would tell you?
In the Words of Abigail Sciuto *Zip. Waits ten seconds* "I'm not talking!" *Zip. Another ten seconds. Unzip* "I want a Lawyer!" *Zip*

23) Favorite Color?
Muted Violet

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
With my 1 yr old cousin.

25) What are you?
A tween who likes to sleep, write, read, and listen to music.

26) Do you speak any other language?
English, a little Spanish, a little French, a little Latin.

27) What's your favorite smell?
Freshly Cut Grass.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Suckish.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
No :'(

30) What are you thinking about right now?
Updating my stories.

31) What should you be doing?
School

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My Dad.

33) Do you like working in the yard?
No.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
I like my last name!!

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
Sorta.

36) What is your natural hair color?
Red

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
My Math homework.(On purpose!!)

Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
He goes days or weeks without running water.
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
You complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.
You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He doesn't get to eat today.
Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.
You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.
You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.
He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.
You roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.
You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting.
You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.
He hears the gunfire, bombs, and screams of the wounded.
You see only what the media wants you to see.
He sees the broken bodies lying around him.
You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.
He does exactly what he is told.
You stay at home and watch TV.
He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat.
You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.
He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minute nap, only to be woken by gunfire.
You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him.
If only there were more men like him!
If you support your troops, send this on.
If it gets to a veteran who hasn't received it yet, it will bring back memories.
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Non Sibi, Sed Patriae
Semper Fidelis
This We'll Defend
Above All