I like tator tots.. I guess that's one interesting thing about me.. And I maybe possibly have an incredibly sinful and unhealthy addiction with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic...

Twitter: @yellowfang28 (Schmexy Schmaslow) @castielstahp (no one is real)

Tumblr: (regular blog) (writing/sexy gif blog)

Favorite Authors:

Sassy Kames (Love and Heartz)- omfg I freaking love you to death! I've read EVERY SINGLE STORY of yours and I just want to say that you are an amazing writer. You are, singlehandedly, THE author that got me into Kames, smut, and fanfiction. But you are most definitely my favorite author in all of fanfiction. :)

thepenamaslow- Although I haven't read ALL of your stuff, I do know that "Merry Christukkah" is probably my favorite Kames story on here. It's perfect. And the one that went with it.. Was it "New Years Eve"? Something like that? I just love your Kames smut to death.

JamesxKendallxKames3 (the original one)- I miss her so much! She was one of my first reviewers and I just loved her to death..

Rendall: definitely one of my favorite writers on here. simply perfection.

BTR Pairings (in order of my love):

Kames: Jesus Christ the Lord. My fucking pairing right here. They're just beautiful and perfect and so close to each other. I guess I'm an oddball when I say that I prefer Dominant!Kendall in bed, and Submissive!Kendall when they're not having sex.

Kogan: Okay so I originally didn't like this pairing but now I love it. /foams at the mouth

Cargan: Oh my jeez. Cargan is like my little baby pairing! They're just so cute... Anywho, I really, really like Submissive!Logan in general, although I don't really like Dominant!Carlos, but sometimes... You just have to take the good alongside the bad.

Jagan: Love this pairing so much. Dom!Logan is hot.

Kenlos: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever will I like this. The only Carlos ship I like is Cargan.

Jarlos: Nope.

Disclaimer: please do not be offended. These are my OPINIONS. And please don't hate me. :)

MLP:FiM Pairings:

Flutterdash: There's some kind of odd, yet alluring aspect of this pairing that makes my heart flutter. They're like ponified AmeCan!

Twinkie: Pinkie centers Twilight's egg-headed-ness with her silliness- and baked goods!

Raritwi: Team horns all the way! At least they have decent personalities.

Raripie: I mainly like them because they actually have decent, deep opinions and self-consciousness and personalities- just watch the Becoming Popular music video and the Gonna Make You Smile (Smile, Smile, Smile) music video.

Twishy: Kindness and magic is too cute. Yet, they seem more like sisters.

Appledash: Their competitiveness makes me fangirl so hard. This calls for another IronPony competition!

Rarijack: In the end, they balance each other. Rarity secretly loves AJ's gritty coat and duds!

Applepie: That ship name already makes me melt! Team Earthponies can totally rival Team Horns and Team Clouds anyday.

Twidash: That's right Twilight- keep Dashie rounded for calling you an egghead!

Appleshy: Applejack can protect Fluttershy, so keep your 'Klutz-ershy's to yourself!

Twijack: Both Twilight and Applejack are well-rounded and sane- seems like an accurate combo!

Rainbowpie: This is the cutest ship ever! They're both crazy and fun; I absolutely love this not-so-serious couple.

Raridash: Elegance and life-risking stunts? Sounds like a likely, adorable pair to me!

Rarishy: Their spa day is an obvious sign that they're comfortable with each other... Maybe as more than friends? Rarity cares about and loves Fluttershy's timid and graceful mannerisms, and that's what makes this pairing sweet and delectable.

Octav3: Mix hardcore wubs and a beautiful orchestral sound to create slighty... questionable music, but it's cute either way!

Derpy Whooves: It's like Matt Smith travelled to Ponyville and became a pony just to meet his soulmate- Miss Ditsy Doo, a.k.a. Derpy- for a reason... Because ponies are cool.

Add Im a/an at the beginning

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

Red = loud

Green = stupid

None = freaky

Fuzzy = gorgeous

Yellow = innocent

[x] Purple = a little too happy

Black = emo

Stripes = funny

Gray = skanky

Pink = preppy

Light blue = sweaty

Other = hot

White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

Shorts = cutie

Skirt/skort = skank

Corduroy = faggot homosexual

Tight jeans = scene kid

[x] Ripped jeans = emo

Cammo = cage fighter

Jeans = prep

Pajamas = pimp

Cargo = clown

Sweats = athlete Boxers = brat

Booty shorts = female

Capris = Gangster

Nothing = hoe

Dickies = weirdo

Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

Brown = that every one wants to make out with

[x] Blonde = with a hot boyfriend

Black = with a sexy smile

Dark brown =with a broken heart

Red = that likes to have fun

Auburn = who loves to be different

Dirty bl with a nice ass

Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:

1 = who ate

2 = who needed

3 = who killed

[x] 4 = who shot

5 = who killed

6 = who smoked with

7 = who banged

8 = who ran shirtless with

9 = who got stabbed horribly by

10 = who cuddled with

11 = who slept with

12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:

01 = the kool-aid man

02 = a dog

[x] 03 = a shoe

04 = a toothbrush

05 = Santa Claus

06 = The Trojan man

07 = Barney the dinosaur

08 = a prostitute

09 = a porn star

10 = a bag of weed

11 = my lover

12 = a glass of milk

13 = a horse

14 = a lesbian

15 = a stripper

16 = a pickle

17 = a jew

18 = a homo

19 = an orange

[x] 20 = my mom

21 = a homeless guy

22 = a whore

23 = my crush

24 = an easter egg

25 = a jar of honey

26 = a condom

27 = a bowl of cereal

28 = a french fry

29 = your dealer

30 = Paris Hilton

31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

White = because I love marijuana

Black = because im sexy as hell

Pink = Because the lil people told me to

Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

Polka Dots = because I hate my life

Purple = because I'm gay

Gray = because I got dared

Other = because that's how I roll

Green = because I'm good in bed

Orange = because I smoke crack

[x]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

Brown = because I had to

Shirtless = because I've got abs

I'm an a-little-too-happy emo with a hot boyfriend who shot my mom because I have a noodle in my nose. Great.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

Piggy leaned down to him. wow.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

Air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Glee.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

uh 46:83pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

2:47am. damn it.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Rain.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Today. Had a bonfire. To burn my helpless victims.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

thechevyimpalaisbringingthepie's tumblr

9. What are you wearing?

nothing.

10. Did you dream last night?

What's it to ya'?

11. When did you last laugh?

a couple minutes ago. at my hopeless victim.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

some claw marks, blood, a kitten poster.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

yeah. your mother's ass hole.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

it makes me all hot and bothered. why?

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Purge.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

a boyfriend.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

well, mr. question, questions know all, so how can I reveal something that you already are aware of?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

rid the world of hte spagheti moms.

19. Do you like to dance?

bitch I might.

20. Obama:

not interested in your propaganda bullshit, mr. not-a-question.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

bitchy bitch

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Kendall Francis

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

are you coming on to me, mr. question?

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

scientology, bitch. I aint bout that life

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Over the past year, the Kames romance has become more than just a ship or even my otp. There is a level of intimacy, brotherhood, and pure love between Kendall and James in both the show and in the band's realverse progression that is mind boggling and overwhelmingly real and serious. They may not ever date, but I will always believe that, in some unexplainable way, Kendall and James will always have each other in their heart.