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![]() Author has written 20 stories for Big Time Rush, and Austin & Ally. I like tator tots.. I guess that's one interesting thing about me.. And I maybe possibly have an incredibly sinful and unhealthy addiction with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic... Twitter: @yellowfang28 (Schmexy Schmaslow) @castielstahp (no one is real) Tumblr: (regular blog) (writing/sexy gif blog) Favorite Authors: Sassy Kames (Love and Heartz)- omfg I freaking love you to death! I've read EVERY SINGLE STORY of yours and I just want to say that you are an amazing writer. You are, singlehandedly, THE author that got me into Kames, smut, and fanfiction. But you are most definitely my favorite author in all of fanfiction. :) thepenamaslow- Although I haven't read ALL of your stuff, I do know that "Merry Christukkah" is probably my favorite Kames story on here. It's perfect. And the one that went with it.. Was it "New Years Eve"? Something like that? I just love your Kames smut to death. JamesxKendallxKames3 (the original one)- I miss her so much! She was one of my first reviewers and I just loved her to death.. Rendall: definitely one of my favorite writers on here. simply perfection. BTR Pairings (in order of my love): Kames: Jesus Christ the Lord. My fucking pairing right here. They're just beautiful and perfect and so close to each other. I guess I'm an oddball when I say that I prefer Dominant!Kendall in bed, and Submissive!Kendall when they're not having sex. Kogan: Okay so I originally didn't like this pairing but now I love it. /foams at the mouth Cargan: Oh my jeez. Cargan is like my little baby pairing! They're just so cute... Anywho, I really, really like Submissive!Logan in general, although I don't really like Dominant!Carlos, but sometimes... You just have to take the good alongside the bad. Jagan: Love this pairing so much. Dom!Logan is hot. Kenlos: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever will I like this. The only Carlos ship I like is Cargan. Jarlos: Nope. Disclaimer: please do not be offended. These are my OPINIONS. And please don't hate me. :) MLP:FiM Pairings: Flutterdash: There's some kind of odd, yet alluring aspect of this pairing that makes my heart flutter. They're like ponified AmeCan! Twinkie: Pinkie centers Twilight's egg-headed-ness with her silliness- and baked goods! Raritwi: Team horns all the way! At least they have decent personalities. Raripie: I mainly like them because they actually have decent, deep opinions and self-consciousness and personalities- just watch the Becoming Popular music video and the Gonna Make You Smile (Smile, Smile, Smile) music video. Twishy: Kindness and magic is too cute. Yet, they seem more like sisters. Appledash: Their competitiveness makes me fangirl so hard. This calls for another IronPony competition! Rarijack: In the end, they balance each other. Rarity secretly loves AJ's gritty coat and duds! Applepie: That ship name already makes me melt! Team Earthponies can totally rival Team Horns and Team Clouds anyday. Twidash: That's right Twilight- keep Dashie rounded for calling you an egghead! Appleshy: Applejack can protect Fluttershy, so keep your 'Klutz-ershy's to yourself! Twijack: Both Twilight and Applejack are well-rounded and sane- seems like an accurate combo! Rainbowpie: This is the cutest ship ever! They're both crazy and fun; I absolutely love this not-so-serious couple. Raridash: Elegance and life-risking stunts? Sounds like a likely, adorable pair to me! Rarishy: Their spa day is an obvious sign that they're comfortable with each other... Maybe as more than friends? Rarity cares about and loves Fluttershy's timid and graceful mannerisms, and that's what makes this pairing sweet and delectable. Octav3: Mix hardcore wubs and a beautiful orchestral sound to create slighty... questionable music, but it's cute either way! Derpy Whooves: It's like Matt Smith travelled to Ponyville and became a pony just to meet his soulmate- Miss Ditsy Doo, a.k.a. Derpy- for a reason... Because ponies are cool. Add Im a/an at the beginning What color/kind of socks are you wearing? Red = loud Green = stupid None = freaky Fuzzy = gorgeous Yellow = innocent [x] Purple = a little too happy Black = emo Stripes = funny Gray = skanky Pink = preppy Light blue = sweaty Other = hot White = sexy What kind of pants are you wearing? Shorts = cutie Skirt/skort = skank Corduroy = faggot homosexual Tight jeans = scene kid [x] Ripped jeans = emo Cammo = cage fighter Jeans = prep Pajamas = pimp Cargo = clown Sweats = athlete Boxers = brat Booty shorts = female Capris = Gangster Nothing = hoe Dickies = weirdo Bikini bottoms = tiki girl Other = sex addict What is your natural hair color? Brown = that every one wants to make out with [x] Blonde = with a hot boyfriend Black = with a sexy smile Dark brown =with a broken heart Red = that likes to have fun Auburn = who loves to be different Dirty bl with a nice ass Bald = with herpes Pick the month you were born on: 1 = who ate 2 = who needed 3 = who killed [x] 4 = who shot 5 = who killed 6 = who smoked with 7 = who banged 8 = who ran shirtless with 9 = who got stabbed horribly by 10 = who cuddled with 11 = who slept with 12 = who ran naked with Pick the day you were born on: 01 = the kool-aid man 02 = a dog [x] 03 = a shoe 04 = a toothbrush 05 = Santa Claus 06 = The Trojan man 07 = Barney the dinosaur 08 = a prostitute 09 = a porn star 10 = a bag of weed 11 = my lover 12 = a glass of milk 13 = a horse 14 = a lesbian 15 = a stripper 16 = a pickle 17 = a jew 18 = a homo 19 = an orange [x] 20 = my mom 21 = a homeless guy 22 = a whore 23 = my crush 24 = an easter egg 25 = a jar of honey 26 = a condom 27 = a bowl of cereal 28 = a french fry 29 = your dealer 30 = Paris Hilton 31 = your grandma Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing White = because I love marijuana Black = because im sexy as hell Pink = Because the lil people told me to Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous Polka Dots = because I hate my life Purple = because I'm gay Gray = because I got dared Other = because that's how I roll Green = because I'm good in bed Orange = because I smoke crack [x]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose Brown = because I had to Shirtless = because I've got abs I'm an a-little-too-happy emo with a hot boyfriend who shot my mom because I have a noodle in my nose. Great. 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now! Piggy leaned down to him. wow. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there? Air. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Glee. 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: uh 46:83pm 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 2:47am. damn it. 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Rain. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Today. Had a bonfire. To burn my helpless victims. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? thechevyimpalaisbringingthepie's tumblr 9. What are you wearing? nothing. 10. Did you dream last night? What's it to ya'? 11. When did you last laugh? a couple minutes ago. at my hopeless victim. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? some claw marks, blood, a kitten poster. 13. Seen anything weird lately? yeah. your mother's ass hole. 14. What do you think of this quiz? it makes me all hot and bothered. why? 15. What is the last film you saw? The Purge. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? a boyfriend. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: well, mr. question, questions know all, so how can I reveal something that you already are aware of? 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? rid the world of hte spagheti moms. 19. Do you like to dance? bitch I might. 20. Obama: not interested in your propaganda bullshit, mr. not-a-question. 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? bitchy bitch 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Kendall Francis 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? are you coming on to me, mr. question? 24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates? scientology, bitch. I aint bout that life ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ Over the past year, the Kames romance has become more than just a ship or even my otp. There is a level of intimacy, brotherhood, and pure love between Kendall and James in both the show and in the band's realverse progression that is mind boggling and overwhelmingly real and serious. They may not ever date, but I will always believe that, in some unexplainable way, Kendall and James will always have each other in their heart. | |||||||
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