Yo Yo Yo! (get it -- last time I updated my profile I said "Hey Hey Hey" that is sooo beyond funny to me right now!)
yah, Im like on a sugar high!!! The best time to update my profile is when I have sugar. heh heh.

Okay, lets get the basics out of the way -- My name is Nicole but my friends call me Nikki, I have dirty blonde hair (no it is not dirty you A Hole ) and my eyes change colours depending on what I'm wearing. Dont ask you A hole (lmao). Ummm Im average height I guess. Yah, no, Im not telling you my weight you A Hole. heh heh. And no I aint tellin you were I be livin you A Hole. hehehehehehhehehehe

I like/liked this guy named Jacob (Jake) but he kind of/is an A Hole now. He is shorter than me, I feel superior over him. *sigh* but hes going out with a slut, so, my chances are slim. Although he flirts with me,it is so obvious I mean it takes me all that I have not to punch him sometimes. Why is it that guys with good looks are either gay or are A holes. Gay people rock! no, Im not gay you A Hole. Did you know that some people hate gay people and think of them as toilet scum? thats sad. Speaking of toilet scum, How is Jacob? LMAO! yeah, I hate/hated him. He is/was an A hole. A Hole. A HOLE! stupid A Hole Jacob. Thats what Im calling him now "Jac-A Hole-Ob" or just "A Hole" or maybe "Heartless A Hole" or even "Poop head" yeah, I like the Poop head one.*screaming* JACOB IS STUPID! I HATE HIM! AGH!HES AN A HOLE!

Now that youve heard my rantings and ravings lets talk bout somethin else -- MUSIC! gotta have my music! SISQO is STILL razor fine! and always will be, even when he is 97 and has no hair and no teeth and eats mashed potatoes. He will still be the FINEST thing on earth with Jacob following. Dont remind me of Jacob. That A Hole! ok anywayz onto music. I like Hip Hop, R & B, AND RAP! RAP YAH RAP! WOOOHOO! I liek Sisqo, Eve, Gwen Steffani, Ludacris (sp?), Usher, and more that I cant think of. They are not A Holes.

Lets talk about another person I hate. JJ. JJ is also a heartless A Hole. I can't remember why we're fighting *ponders for a moment* but I remember that we hate eachother. At least I have blackmail. well Hayley has this picture of him where he looks retarded and looks liek a girl and she showed it to him and he took it and gave it to this other kid and if he dont get it back to Hayley by next Friday (Sept 21) Than Ill make copies of the other one and post it in the girls bathroom and locker room. Ha Ha. Stupid JJ. I wish I had a stupid picture of Jacob. Damn! JJ is stuipid. At least Jake (Jacob) is smart enough not to pose for stupid ass pictures. Stupid JJ. Stupid Jacob. Stupid guys. AGH! GUYS ARE A HOLES!

Ok hmmm... a different topic. Ooh how about Katelyn. We can have fun here. Yep, you guessed it, I hate Katelyn too. SHE is responsible for taking away MY man, or, soon to be man, or my WAS soon to be man. stupid slut. Okay on to more people I hate.

Amber. I hate Amber. She is on crack. She drinks. She is a slut. she stole JJ from me (did I mention hes my ex? *shivers*) and shes a slut. Okay lets talk about the last person I hate. Amber is an A hole incase you didnt get that. Anywayz onto the last person I hate.

8th graders. Except Sara. 8th graders are mean. They suck ass. And when Im an 8th grader im gonna be just like Sara (This cool 8th grade chick that I ride the bus with). Yah.

Im sure that Im boring you so ill go. Buh bye. Yah. Bye.

~Nikki~
Jacob -- Eat My Poop
JJ -- Eat My Other Poop
Katelyn -- Smell My Poop
Amber -- Lick my Poop
8th graders ('cept Sara) -- step in my poop
%%%~~*CrAwLiNg*iN*mY*sKiN*~~%%% -- thats my trademark. heh heh.