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 Author has written 30 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Harry Potter, Captain Planet, West Wing, Book X-overs, and Animorphs. Oh gosh. Some of my stories on here are almost ten years old and I am kind of embarrassed about them now. But I am leaving them up here as a kind of personal museum. Read them at your own risk, or as a kind of investigation into what I thought was hilarious when I was in high school. (Any of the older, weird Harry Potter stories, for example.) Anything after 2005 or so is probably fine. I'm not doing a great job at selling my stories here. THEY'RE ALL GREAT. READ THEM. OR WHATEVER. |
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All That We Let In reviews
This is a sequel to my story The Hand You're Dealt, and is a VERY loose AU of X-Men 3. Jean Grey returns; but how? And as what? Remy/Logan/OFC. Complete.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Gambit, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Hand You're Dealt reviews
This is a sequel to my story Born at the Right Time. Gambit and Echo an original character are taken prisoner by the Friends of Humanity and rescued by the X-Men. They adapt to life at Xavier's and help Logan figure out his past. Gambit/OC. Complete.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 162,749 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Gambit, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Born at the Right Time reviews
This is a Brotherhood-centric AU retelling of X1 and X2 with an attempt to reconcile them with X-Men Origins: Wolverine. And also to throw in an original character. I'm not touching X3, though. Completed. Gambit/OC, Magneto/Mystique.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Gambit, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Five Nights in Five Bars reviews
Five different bars, five different nights with Echo, Gambit, and Pyro. And Magneto. Gambit/Original Character.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Gambit, Pyro - Complete
This Mutant Life reviews
To pass the time while Gambit and Pyro train, Echo listens to an NPR story about mutants and calls in to discuss the issue with Ira Glass. Then, she has to deal with the consequences. A follow-up to my story Born at the Right Time.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Gambit, Pyro - Complete
The United reviews
An Animorphs and X-Men movieverse crossover. The war against the Yeerks is escalating, and the Animorphs turn outside their group to look for help. Now complete!
Crossover - Animorphs & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,412 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Jake, Cyclops - Complete
Midnight's Child reviews
Pyro's education with Magneto is a little different from what he's used to. Gen. & A tip of the hat to Salman Rushdie.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Pyro, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Two Truths and a Lie reviews
Pyro's death brings Erik and Charles together. Erik/Charles, sortakinda. Character death if you didn't get that from the first line of the summary...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Lover, Brother, Bougainvillea reviews
When did Erik meet Mystique? Five ways it could have happened. Erik/Charles, Erik/Mystique.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Erik L./Magneto, Raven/Mystique - Complete
Much Ado About Moose reviews
Donna really doesn't get paid enough to do this. Fluff and wildlife. Light Josh/Donna.
West Wing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Donna M., Josh L. - Complete
Trivial Pursuits reviews
Premovies. Christmas at the school, and Erik, Charles, Jean, and Scott are decorating.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Out That Door reviews
Sometimes you find things you didn't know you'd lost. Some character study, and Erik his kids.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The Blessings of Liberty reviews
Complete! West Wing and X-Men movieverse crossover. The aftermath of a mutant attack on the President. TWW Season 3 and X2 spoilers. More of a TWW story than a TXM story.
Crossover - West Wing & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Oregon Trail reviews
The Time Turner goes awry, forcing Hermione, Ron, Harry, and Neville to travel the Oregon Trail.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Hermione G.
Evolution reviews
Erik and Charles play chess, and muse over the evolution of their relationship. (Slashy themes, but nothing happens.)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
The Case of the Stolen School reviews
Hogwarts is missing! Who could be responsible?
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2003
Lucky Him! reviews
Ron cleans his room. Egads!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Ron W.
A Mutant Christmas Carol reviews
Magneto learns an important lesson about Christmas. Or not.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Erik L./Magneto
Trick or Treat! reviews
Kurt and Ororo take the students trick-or-treating, and end up with a surplus of candy... Kurt/Ororo
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2003 - Storm, Nightcrawler
New Year's Resolutions reviews
Josh and Donna have made some mistakes in the past, but they resolve to fix them. Josh/Amy, Josh/Donna.
West Wing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2003
Screaming in Cathedrals reviews
Kurt returns to Germany, but he and Ororo still keep in touch. Not a very interesting summary, I'll admit. It loses a lot in the condensation...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Storm, Nightcrawler
Unshakable Faith reviews
Kurt and Ororo go in search of a new mutant, and learn a little about each other (and themselves) along the way.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Storm
Believe reviews
Magneto and Pyro recruit. Magneto tries to figure out what it is he believes in. Vague sequel to "Strange", but stands alone fine. (I think.)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/21/2003
On Scarlet's Walk
Jean's just the most recent in the series of redheads in Logan's life... (And yeah, it's a songfic.)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Logan/Wolverine
Skipping School reviews
Kurt and Ororo, one year after X2. A bit fluffy, but they just invite such cuteness ^_^
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Storm
Strange reviews
Songfic. Mystique comes to a decision about her relationship with Magneto.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Raven/Mystique, Erik L./Magneto
Captain Planet, I Choose You! reviews
Silly little fic. The Planeteers have some unusual visitors...
Captain Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2003
Harry Potter and the Karaoke Kompetition reviews
Silly, silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.