London Clockwork
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Joined 07-07-00, id: 13096
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
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9.25.03

Revised "Memories," (it's much better now, folks!) removed "Who We Are," and changed my username to London Clockwork, which is also my FictionPress handle.

The Bio

Polaris is an unfortunate soul stuck in America, and she shall be moving to Ireland as soon as she possibly can. She loves to read, and owns a rather ridiculous amount of Discworld books. She has a small and highly specialized black hole under her bed that contains yet more books. She greatly likes Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, as well as Aziraphale and Crowley, and since she has a bit of a predilection for slashing characters she likes, she also likes Sirius/Remus and Aziraphale/Crowley. She likes to write, mostly original stories that she doesn’t show very many people, though you can find some of her poetry here: http://www.fictionpress.com/profile.php?userid=13096

She likes to kill Mary Sues with her fellow agent Aria, and you can find their Sue extermination work at http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=256336

She has a mini-Balrog, courtesy of the great Camilla Sandman (http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=8386). His name is Biblo. She also has a mini-Aragog, courtesy of the equally lovely Meir Brin (http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=265516) whose name is Draoc.

And for any Sue writers who have come here through my reviews, I direct you here: Read. You are not alone. But I don't advise you to pick fights with the locals-- we bite.

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Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Night on the Tiles by Merrymoll reviews
Chivalry, Vetinari style, with a maid in the wrong place at the wrong time and some rooftop gallivanting. Now finished!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
Dead Man's Curve by intriKate reviews
The last moments of Ysabell and Mort.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2003
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
The Doll Army by FernWithy reviews
Six year old Dora Tonks gets a visit from three Marauders, and her dolls get a new mission in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Remus L.
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Laughter by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
Harry lost the man he had come to think of as a friend, brother, and father. But laughter is one of the best medicines, and death isn't about to stop him from helping the healing process.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Fiat Lux by fulldaysdrive reviews
An alternate ending for Patricia C. Wrede's novel Magician's Ward. Written primarily for myself, it's all just mushy gratuitous romance. It does have major SPOILERS though, so don't read unless you've finished MW.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Complete
Something Has to Give by AKA Jay reviews
There are some things you can't walk away from. The Labyrinth is one, organized crime is another... also Jareth. And sentient predatory hand dryers too. Oh, and true love. But Sarah is going to give it her best shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 10/15/2002
Ancient History by Snowballjane reviews
"He knew all the stories too well, and each brought memories too painful to bear."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Meriadoc B.
Snape the Knife's Sorting Song by Textualsphinx reviews
'A sinister little number to the tune of Mac the Knife' that had half the firsties sneaking back to the boats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/18/2002 - Severus S.
Songs: A Tale of Meetings by starhamster42 reviews
An idea I had about music, never submitted but not forgotten.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2002
Uric the Oddball and the Wild Hunt by Ariana Deralte reviews
Ever wonder what Hogwarts was like before Dumbledore? Before Dippet? It's 1680 and Uric the Oddball Beaufolle is starting at Hogwarts. New teachers. New students. New problems. Just how much trouble can an eleven year old get into? Plenty. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,481 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 8/23/2001 - Complete
Jump by Ashura reviews
Should wizards risk a perfectly good partnership by taking things a step further? Het (Kit/Nita) with a little T/C slash on the side. Happy. Fluffy. Utterly pointless and cute.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2002
Interwoven: The Seamstress and the Lovable Stray by Katinka31 reviews
Britain's last Weaver struggles to finish her first Invisibility Cloak during the year of the Triwizard Tournament. Along the way, she happens to befriend a certain canine that's been lolling about Hogsmeade. (UPDATED JUNE 2004)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,481 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002 - Sirius B.
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Love Lies Bleeding by Oenone-Jade reviews
Romeo and Juliet - Benvolio's thoughts during Act III Scene i (slash)
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2002
And Your Enemies Closer by Joon reviews
Crowley has an errand to run in America--FINISHED!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,048 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2002 - Published: 3/12/2002
Midnight Carnival by AlienEeeter reviews
A young Molly goes searching for unicorns. But that's not what she finds.
Last Unicorn - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 288 - Published: 1/8/2002
In Terms of Butterflies and Stardust by CG reviews
A Molly and Schmendrick fanfic. On their travels, a short time after TLU, Molly reflects a little on her past, her life, and the mysterious emotion known as love. Mostly based off the book.
Last Unicorn - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2001
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Requiem reviews
A tribute, after reading OotP. Requiem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Sirius B.
Memories reviews
Christmas GoF. Sirius and Remus remember and regret. Revised 9-25-03
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 12/7/2000
Don't Laugh at Me reviews
It's my first fic, and it's a sonfic to Mark Will's Don't Laugh at Me. Please R/R! It's about poor, beat on Neville...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2000