Amphibeahide bio
Author has written 8 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, Discworld, and Misc. Plays/Musicals. Umm..not that pretty to look at, 14 years old, quite intelligent, like metaphysics, Ian Dury, Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams. LOVE DRAGONS and reading fantasy. My stories are a bit..wierd, i'll admit that. I just like the theme of slowly going insane. |
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Mein Kampf/MLK reviews
A dark parody - the opinions are not my own, BTW
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2001
Ave, vita detestabilis reviews
I had no idea what to put this under... it is my translation (poetical) of Carl Orff's Carmina Burana (stormy song). Don't worry, this is in english -)
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/6/2001
Schizo Cinders reviews
Cinderella's got a problem..
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/24/2000
E. A. Poe and UFOs (The crow) reviews
Not really parodying anything except the rhyme scheme... but, hey, a wierd poem i wrote when i was 12. Read'n'review.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/23/2000
Man Eating Cabbage [The murder on the Sto Plains] reviews
I didn't write this - but Elpie Nutter doesn't write much, so I uploaded it as "amphibea's". Anyway, this is a poem she sent me, with the Discworld Death. Enjoy.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9/3/2000
Hotel Carbonara reviews
A parody of Hotel California, with rather pythonesque crossings. There's something there called a geerschweinchen - that's my own invention. It's a cross between "a guinea-pig and a razor blade" according to a friend that had the misfortune of ... well, a
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/2/2000
Red ice in the hotel
Quite disturbing - the story of Hotel Carbonara (also in this section, this time a PG). Read the latter first, as this is basically that, but with gory detail. I didn't put the end bit in the poem, but the end is here.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Published: 9/2/2000
The Day The Music Died reviews
Read this if you hate teenyboppers...Also if you like things like Pink Floyd, David Bowie, M*A*S*H*, etc. BTW, goto "Explanation", also found on this site for references.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2000