"We are insane! Join us in our madness!" Okay, Jack, okay. Maybe people can only join you in your madness. Oh, yeah. That's Jack, my chipmunk who thinks he's a Leprechaun/pop singer/snow cone/police man/female model/Andalite/keyboard and a radio. He's kinda off in the head, so ignore him.
"Don't ignore ME!"
All right, Jack, old friend. And if anyone is wondering, no, I have no idea where my online name came from. If you were wondering.
"They're coming to take me away, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I can't wait for those nice young men in their clean white -" :begans to strangle Jack:
"Let me go you fool!" Jack cried as I strangled him.
"Coming up in this hour, we have Britney Spears, N Sync -"
"oops, I did it again..."
"Drop the gun!"

:sparks began to fly from Jack's head:
He's gonna blow! :takes cover:
:runs over to Jack: Are you all right?
"Santa Claus!"
He's all right.