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Author has written 16 stories for Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Silmarillion, Final Fantasy VIII, and Fullmetal Alchemist. News Flash 6/27/05Due to recent mania - I'm currently very dead. Okay, okay, so not completely dead, just partially. After a very long and tedious move, in which some key story files were mysteriously eaten (!), I've lost internet access to my computer and have to rely on my kind Sibling's blazing, 9.7 Kbps. Do forgive me if I'm a little put off at the moment. _Back to your regularly scheduled, boring bio. In the mean time, I'll try and get back into the writing groove. I'm afraid I lost most of my creativity while listening to the septic man curse our holding tank. I'm told that faster internet is in the foreseeable future. Thanks for your patience, and your not-so-patience. I hope I'll be back soon with an offering. |
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He Who Searches For Himself by Yuuki Hikari reviews
Standing up and moving forwards feels a lot more like picking yourself up and trudging onwards. Continuation of FMA1 where Ep51 finishes. Alt ending, not based on CoS. Plot!Fic. All characters. Please enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 458,568 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
And the Sky was Dark by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
A trip to examine a puzzling world, lands Sheppard’s team in an underworld city, and the inhabitants do not want them to leave. With serious injuries, they try to stay alive and find a way back home.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,904 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
History by Moonshadow29 reviews
I want you to spend some time finding out about your own history. That's how Sousuke's history teacher introduced their next assignment. However, for someone with no past, that's easier said than done.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,434 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Complete
Land of Light and Shadows by Thundera Tiger reviews
Eomer, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli journey south into Harad. Politics, abductions, assassinations, battles...life as usual. Chapter 38: The race to Haradhur begins! But not without a few false starts...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 290,691 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Aragorn, Eomer, Gimli, Legolas
The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Fear No Darkness by Thundera Tiger reviews
The remaining members of the Fellowship are having a reunion, but their friends and allies aren't the only ones to show up. Chapter 30: Rescues, death, and industrial pollution. Possibly overcrowding, too...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 229,840 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 2/20/2002
For Every Evil by Mirrordance reviews
Complete. Legolas is a policeman in 2004. Though life's fallen into routine by now, he knows there's trouble ahead when he runs across the Fellowship and some old friends (and foes!) in new incarnations...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Elven Song by Jocelyn reviews
A member of the Fellowship is murdered. Ahh, how long we've all waited for this word...COMPLETE! Legolas discovers just how much he is loved by those in Middle Earth, Minas Tirith's guests return home...and Disaran gets his just desserts!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,779 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake by Kellen reviews
Estel wants revenge for the cheese wheel incident. Nothing ever goes right. Sequel to Here Cometh the Cheese
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Complete
Seas of Fate by Thundera Tiger reviews
Written for the Quickies Qtr 4, 2003, over at HASA. A brief vignette featuring Imrahil and Legolas by the sea at Dol Amroth. Just a bit of advice on life, fate, and the sea from one old soldier to another.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Legolas, Imrahil - Complete
To Her by Victoria Hughes reviews
A forlorn Celeborn hears the call of the Sea, and is torn between his home in Arda and his place in Aman. Set in the Fourth Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Celeborn - Complete
Unblinded by Victoria Hughes reviews
[VERY indefinite Hiatus]Something has gone horribly wrong, and all the work of the Valar has been undone MiddleEarth is utterly destroyed. And in the modern day Sauron rises again ... Chapter 15: Allen meets Celebrian, Elrond talks with Maglor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,086 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/3/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Legolas, Gandalf
Savvy! by Mebrireth reviews
Think Timmy from South Park and you'll understand the title. Basically the immediate result of one too many Mary-Sues. Flames and reviews welcome!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,595 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
Hostage of Hate by Littlefish reviews
*COMPLETE* A man full of hatred and bent on revenge is after Aragorn and will stop at nothing to see the king of Gondor completely destroyed!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 181,207 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Here Cometh The Cheese by Kellen reviews
When Estel's prank playing gets out of hand, his efforts to set things right overshadow the original prank. Things will never be the same in Imladris.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Complete
Triumvirate by Scribe reviews
COMPLETE - The one who made it. The one who unmade it and the one who was unmade because of it. With these prophetic words, Aaron discovers that darkness did not die with Malcolm and his plans for global chaos is still alive. Sequel to The Patient.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,122 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Gandalf, Legolas - Complete
Strongbow by Victoria Hughes reviews
After accidentally and unfortunately killing his best friend, Turin remembers Beleg with some poetry. Some sonnetish stuff, a quatrain, and a lament.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Complete
May You Fly by Runaround reviews
Aragorn says goodbye to an old friend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Aragorn
A Little Nudge Out of the Door by Jocelyn reviews
Legolas's adventures as he comes of age as a warrior and learns life lessons: family bonds can endure anything, men are odd, dwarves are sometimes friendly, and true friendship is immortal. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 263,404 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
Musings by Torchlight by Thundera Tiger reviews
This is a companion piece to another fic called Reflections in the Dark. Covers the same period of time except that instead of Gimli's perspective, we get Legolas's. Spelunking has never been quite so...elvish... And yet dwarvish, too...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Knife Work by Thundera Tiger reviews
Vignette set in the middle of Helm's Deep. A quick explanation for something odd that happens in the middle of the Orckilling game between Legolas and Gimli. Aragorn and Eomer appear, too.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Reflections in the Dark by Thundera Tiger reviews
A terrible accident leaves Gimli alone, trapped, and injured. These are the thoughts of a dying dwarf while he struggles to hold off the end. Short, sweet, and simple, with cameos by Legolas and Bergil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2002 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Flying Lips of Doom by Fat Puppy reviews
Yappy Obi. Pre-TPM. Qui-Gon goes on vacation alone and leaves Obi-Wan in the care of Bren and Brazo. Will either be able to handle the boy and his flying lips of doom?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/29/2002
The Patient by Scribe reviews
Complete - When Dr Aaron Stone is asked to conduct a psychiatric examination of a patient with severe schizophrenia, he becomes the key to unlocking a mystery that alters everything he knows of the world and his own past. (Gandalf/Legolas/Aragorn fic)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 97,069 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/24/2002 - Published: 9/20/2002 - Aragorn, Gandalf - Complete
The Curse of Oropher by Katharine Faith reviews
The only acceptable "Thranduil-tortures-Legolas" story on the Net, as far as I'm concerned. This one's for the ladies! Final edit complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Convergence of the Banners by Verok reviews
Somebody attempts to kill King Thranduil - and his son Legolas is framed as the assassin. Legolas, forced to flee and determined to clear his name, escapes to Minas Tirith - where he finds the real assassin, a least expected former friend of his.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2002 - Published: 8/23/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Dark Horizons by Littlefish reviews
The Fellowhip is reuniting, but may face a new threat that is hunting them all. Please R&R Constructive criticism is welcome. *COMPLETE *
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,738 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/16/2002 - Published: 2/6/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Longing for Adventure by Goody-Goodie reviews
Legolas is visited by Gandalf and finds out that the company must reassemble, for a dark evil is after them all. *Complete*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,034 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/27/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
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Taking the Ice reviews
A peek into a normal day in the icefield with Colonel Roy Mustang, and Edward Elric. Monkeys, selfdestructing automail, and frustration included.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Right Side of Justice reviews
Updated: Chapter 12 Galadriel spoke of a change back when the Trees still moved. That was many a year in the past but as the century where men are called 'cowboys' rolls to count, Legolas has yet a role to play in the history of this new age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,888 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Legolas
Unknown Price reviews
All these lives from the past and those from the future, become the source of alchemy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2005
Memoir reviews
Written to expound on a possible way Aragorn came into the company of Roheryn, that shaggy horse no one can help but adore.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
A Wish For reviews
…Simplicity – Between forms and student organizations, Sqaull inadvertently muses on a second wish.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 8/27/2004
Deeper Than Skin reviews
- Complete - As Greenwood becomes Mirkwood and the shadow grows, Legolas learns about trust and seeing beyond the physical when a stranger from Thranduil's past reappears. Non-slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,971 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Shadows on the Snow reviews
*Completed* Two months after the events in Dunland (told in Rising Storm) Aragorn and Legolas set out to escort Fasse to Rohan. Unfortunately, an early winter is not foreseen until it hits the three full force, bringing with it the danger of the wild.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,989 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Along Came A Caterpillar reviews
Edited 4.26.04. Spring in Caras Galadhon gone wrong. Celeborn's in a fix, Rúmil's the unfortunate underling, and the larva isn't much better off.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2003
Friendship Born of Trial reviews
An interlude between Túrin and Beleg on the marches of Doriath after Túrin departs from the halls of Thingol when word fails to reach him from Morwen. Non-slash.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2003
Of Insanity and Elves reviews
Long trips can take a lot out of a person. Boredom abounds and the mind can take many different tangents. Such as…Well I won’t mentioned anything. A supremely disturbing trip through Legolas’s head during an interlude for 'Shadows on the Snow'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Rising Storm reviews
*Completed* The shadow of Mordor is growing and Dunland is now allied with orcs. Legolas and Aragorn, caught in the midst of this twisted web of lies, must uncover the villians, and free the innocent before their own lives are cut short.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,035 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2002 - Published: 10/4/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
A Child's Mind reviews
While bored stiff, young Estel goes on the hunt for a homely adventure. But his attention gets diverted when his warrior instinct kicks in and he his caught up with some familiar shards. Glorfindel makes and appearance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Aragorn, Elrond
Heritage reviews
Non-slash. An interlude between Estel (aka Aragorn) and Legolas after Estel has been told of his heritage. Has been done a million times I reckon, but I decided to do one. Make sure to check the 'Note' in the pre-story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
Of Grunts and Padawans reviews
*I updated! Chapter 6* Just a little diddle into a day in the life of - yes, everyone's favorite padawan - Obi-Wan Kenobi. We left our hero on the floor, rather stuck, and at the mercy of his master.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,776 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2002 - Published: 3/12/2002
And Thus Came the End reviews
The days of the Fellowship are all but spent. This is the account of the passing of Aragorn while with him are the last two, Legolas and Gimli.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2002
The One I Call Master reviews
Bill the Pony's POV as he must leave Sam as they enter Moria.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3/11/2002