Hello, everyone! Tis I, Abbacus. If anyone was wondering, this derives from my name, Abby. Some of my favourite fanfiction authors, child of the stars and Dragonwings, call me Abbacus because I like to...er...analyze things, I guess. Maybe they're just insane.

Some info about me:

My name is Abby. Other names include: Abbacus, Abby, Alicia (Ah, the simple joys of Elementary school way back when...), The Girl Who Screamed (sorry Clayton! Didn't mean to scream at you!), Mama Pengiun, Rhiannon Gareth, Imogene Herdman, China, and, of course, weirdo. My real name? No, you don't want to know it.

I live somewhere in the good state of Texas, near the city of Dallas, home of the terrible Dallas Cowboys who can't play football worth rasins. I attend a junior high school, I take drama, French, and lots of other things. I also annoy the heck out of lots of people because it's terribly fun. Can I help it if they're snotty?

I have a cat. It's name is Molly. It's real name? No, you don't want to know that either. I have a computer, too! I'm typing this profile on it right now! My computer's name is Herbert. He's a Compaq Presario FS740.

I am also one of The Weasley Twinettes, which means I am a co-author of "Hicks, Sticks, and Ugly Chicks" with Dragonwings. I love Harry Potter and Tamora Pierce, and I'm an Internet maniac. I spend most of my days being completely insane and writing poetry of the like.

I have a website, www.hogwartsschoolofmagic.com, where I am "'ze loverly headmistress'". My name there is (duh) Headmistress Abby. I am also one of the many crewmembers of the universal Good Ship H/H. H/H forever!

And now you know way more than you ever wanted to about me, Abbacus. I probably bored the pants off you, unless you aren't wearing any pants, which could create a problem. Please go put some pants on.