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Joined 07-28-00, id: 14684, Profile Updated: 08-14-09
Author has written 5 stories for Digimon, Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Naruto and Zelda are the only fandoms that I care about. I probably won't post any fics unless I can come up with something completely fucking ridiculous.


+ JIRAIYA, HIDAN, KAKUZU

+GANONDORFXZELDA


I write comics now. Go to Maritonia.com.

I'm also on Deviantart. I draw more than I write.

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Let the World Smile by Selah Ex Animo reviews
Zelda marries Ganondorf for the sake of politics, and plays a desperate, dangerous game with a still more dangerous man to escape him. Ganondorf will not suffer the loss of what belongs to him by law. But Zelda is no longer content to be owned. Hiatus.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,936 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Zelda, Ganondorf
Bestia Parvulus by Andrea Foxx reviews
All beasts are in a way, like us. But we are the tamers of horses, makers of swords, speakers of tongues, and thinkers of wide thoughts. There are many men one could call beastly, and I suspect there are some beasts that would make fine men. GxZ platonic
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,383 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Zelda, Ganondorf
Taming the Tiger by Morna reviews
Ganondorf Dragmire has been taken as a prisoner of war by the Queen Zelda. Uncertain of what to do with her captive, they strike a bargain that leads to unexpected and surprising results. AU Zelda. GanondorfxZelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,241 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
Resurrection by Roc Lammergeier reviews
Midna gets sent back to Hyrule by the Goddesses and has to travel to the Underworld with a few strange compnions. Awesome horse involved.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,366 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Midna, Ganondorf
Under Grey Skies by BonJiro reviews
When Zelda wrestles with her decisions concerning her country's welfare, she comes to accept that she is a trophy of war. But with the Hero in the sights of the Dark Lord, can she do more to draw Ganondorf's attention away? [Now in the process of a rewrite titled 'Under Grey Skies - Relaunch', which will include the fabled epilogue.]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,291 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Chronicles of the Chosen Three: Unholy Triforce by Seldavia reviews
Why is the most sacred icon in Hyrule's history seen as a curse mark? Why is Princess Zelda being held in a tower by her uncle and forbidden from practicing magic? What will happen when two other Bearers come to the castle, asking dangerous questions?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,605 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Zelda, Ganondorf
Dangerous Games by Siren's Bell reviews
Ganondorf decides to take a new path to power, by stealing the Princess' heart. Ganondorf x Zelda , set before the events of Twilight Princess. Rated for safety.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,400 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Ganondorf, Zelda
A Meal by Weegie reviews
A meal so rudely interrupted. Zelda/Ganon
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Legend Redux by Split Infinitive reviews
Ganondorf Dragmire has triumphed. With the Triforce, his most dearest wish is granted. There's no-one left in his way...except perhaps a young Kokiri girl and a strange, time-travelling wanderer. But are things really as straightforward as they appear..?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,983 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
Lèse majesté by Vaegtersang reviews
Coauthored with Ms. Western Ink: "Wed?" "Yes." Her enunciation slowed to a crawl. "The health of this land depends upon my family remaining upon the throne. I cannot remove you. So I must keep power by other means."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Zelda, Ganondorf
Role Reversal by Seldavia reviews
GxZ. She says he was attempting to follow the same path Evil always takes. He says he wanted to protect his people and hers from an even greater danger. Title and rating may change.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,311 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Zelda, Ganondorf
Blackout by Choco reviews
Zelda was born with a curse. Seduced by Ganondorf's power, she is held in thrall, but the arrival of an outsider sends her on a quest of self-discovery, identity, and salvation. TP and OoT-based AU.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,746 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Until That Day by Seldavia reviews
Collaborative fic with nnceLIBSTAnnce. Nabooru is poor, young, and completely alone. When she is caught following Ganondorf, she is later appointed his second in command. As the days go by, she hates it a bit less.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,428 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Nabooru, Ganondorf - Complete
Tayuya! Mail Order BrideMaid! by Angelslasttear reviews
Orochimaru and others wussed out instead of invading the leaf village during Chuunin. Now they are in debt, and Tayuya is as mean as ever, so they make the decision to sell her off as a mail order bride? Akatsuki needs a maid? TayuyaHidan Ch19 up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Hidan, Tayuya
Pizza Trumps Silver by Selah Ex Animo reviews
Lovers discuss the family silver, expensive pizza, and their rocky marriage. Ganondorf x Zelda.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Zelda/Sheik, Ganondorf - Complete
Until That Day by nnceLIBSTAnnce reviews
Seldavia has taken this story over because I am unable to write it. She has it posted on her profile and plans to continue it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,086 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Nabooru, Ganondorf
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Matchmaker by Derriwynn reviews
Set after TP, Midna plays matchmaker to Zelda and the not dead Ganondorf. Midna needs help, however, with her love life and wants Ganondorf to convince a Hero that she is more than a friend. Zelda/Ganondorf and Midna/Link. Eventually a LEMON.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Ganondorf, Zelda
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Ballad of Hidan and Kakuzu: A Love Story by sharingank reviews
One day, Hidan realized he had the hots for Kakuzu. Parodyfic. Rated M for language and sex talk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
That Technique by Archica reviews
[Hidan x Ino] Ino volunteered to keep Hidan busy for the others. What if she had gotten her chance?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Thy Hypocrisy by Insidiae reviews
The world is full of hypocrites, and Hidan and Kakuzu are the only ones who understand it. Slight KakuHidan if you squint, preseries, probably assuming they meet preseries. Oneshot, kind of slashy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Triforce Shards by anime animal reviews
A collection of one shots covering all things Zelda. Ideas and suggestions for future chapters gratefully received and welcomed.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006
You Say Sannin, I Say Ero Sennin by Snitwick reviews
On her eighteenth birthday, Ino finds a box on her doorstep from a mysterious wouldbe suitor. But who is the box from, and what does it contain? [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Ino Y., Jiraiya - Complete
Eumenide by anime animal reviews
AU. Taken as a spoil of war, Hyrule's princess is bound in submission to her country's conqueror until she is pushed to the limit. Based largely on Aeschylus' Agamemnon.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Pure Truth by Weegie reviews
Slightly alternate universe. Ganondorf meets the Princess of Hyrule and finds he desires more than just the Triforce.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2004
Fabula Mirabilis by Choco reviews
The strange story: Link is a traitor aiding a rebelling Hylian province. Brought to justice, he meets the beautiful and vicious Princess Zelda, who is plotting a rebellion of her own... GanonxZelda, LinkxZelda, AU. ON HIATUS.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,333 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Ganondorf, Zelda
The Destined by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
In the distant future, Hyrule is withering under the tyrannical rule of Ganondorf, and a thief named Zelda and a mercenary named Link are the only people who can save it. First they must learn to embrace their destinies - and each other. FINISHED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,799 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 5/30/2003
Ganondorf and Nabooru by Rose Zemlya reviews
A series of short stories depicting the relationship between Nabooru and Ganondorf, as well as detailing bits and pieces of Ganondorf’s “fall.” Apologies for the title. It's temporary until I think of something better.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker 2 by SoLongPancho reviews
Good-bye.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,829 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 7/26/2003
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker by LastSheikah reviews
Updated! Chap. 4! Not really a chapter...yet, but I need you people's help a little for chapter 5...So please help!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,803 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004
Spirit of the Desert by Weegie reviews
This story chronicles the story of Nabooru and her rise in power among the Gerudo tribe. A sort of intimate biography of the Sage of Spirit.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,627 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 3/25/2003
A Simple Kind of Life by f0xygrandma15 reviews
A fanfic based on Life or Something Like It. Hermione has everything she's ever wanted, until a sudden reunion with the person she left behind three years ago opens her eyes and may possibly change her life...WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,834 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 8/2/2003
Tainted Wisdom by The Last Princess of Hyrule reviews
[FINISHED] Princess Zelda, captured by Ganondorf, at Link's hands. Now she must deal with the truth behind one of the greatest legends in Hyrule. Eternal peace was the only way out, but even in another world she cannot escape a fate worse than death.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,106 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Last Wishes by Shyla-Omegamire reviews
Link is dying. In his last moments, his life flashes before his eyes and it leads up to his death. Third Chapter contains a very hot and heavy scene with link and Zelda. HAS BEN UPDATED. PLEASE READ! UPDATED 12:52 friday 8-22-03
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 8/4/2003
By His Hands by Zekhsyre reviews
The first in a series of short stories detailing the events precluding "Wind Waker". Concerning the life and death of King Daphnes Lorense Hyrule, and the origin of the ship "King of Red Lions"
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2003
A Goddess Three by Hero McAllen reviews
'"Impa! It's him! It's Sheik! Ah, Can't you smell him! Oh Din!" She inhaled the cloth deeply again, as if she were starved and the scent alone was nourishment. "He left this for me! He was here, in my room! Oh Impa! He's alive!”'
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,811 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 6/8/2002
A Tale of Seven Years by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
It's been done before, but never like this. Told from Zelda's perspective, it is a story of a young girl's flight from evil, her growth within forced sanctuary, and the ultimate horror of loss of identity. FINISHED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,801 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2002 - Published: 1/25/2002
Gannondorf Falling Down the Stairs by Zelos reviews
Gannondorf falls down the stairs, nuff said. R&R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2001
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Blue Who? reviews
The Akatsuki need a new member and it looks like there aren't enough men to join the group so they have decided to take on a female member. This is the account of her introduction to the group... At breakfast.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Harry's Surprising Transformation reviews
It was a normal morning at the Dursley's: Dudley and Vernon inhaling food, Petunia serving them, and Harry coming down late and disturbing them... But this time it's worse than ever! Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Object of My Obsession reviews
Ruto is obsessed with Link and will do anything to have him. EDIT: New chapter, the conclusion?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Link, Ruto
TNDD: The Next Digidestined reviews
The Adventures of Digidestined Children Beetween Digimon Adventure 01 and Digimon Adventure 02!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,528 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2001 - Complete
TNDD: Evan's Trouble Revised Edition reviews
Evan is having trouble with Hawkmon, all the other digimon are evolving. He is the leader and thinks hawkmon should have evolved by now. He meets Aaron and Hawkmon digivolves into Aquillamon!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/6/2000 - Complete