Things To Know:

Name: Kamuna Chasuka. Anyone who refers to me otherwise will be consequently shot.

Is a: Bisexual smartass, intellectual whore, raging liberal, lazy bitch, grammar nazi, and devoted uke.

Believes in: Peculiar pairings, happy endings, constitutional rights, situational morals, destiny, free will, and the magic of boy-love. (Raging lesbians are good too.)

Bribed with: Naruto materials, made-for-TV chick flicks, well-written smut, blonde girls, tall boys, macaroni 'n' cheese, and strawberry anything.

Working On:

~An as-of-yet untitled Seto x Jou epic, circling around post-highschool life and, shockingly enough in the world of SxJ, having nothing to do with Kaiba 'rescuing' Jounouchi from drunken fathers/sexual assault/circus clowns/what have you.

~A multi-chaptered Yamato x Iori-centric piece. Something to do with coffee and little boys in college.

On The Drawing Board:

~A slew of one-shots, focusing on my current favorite couplings. This is going to range anywhere from Jou x Seto, Honda x Otogi, Kite x Elk, Naruto x Sasuke, Naruto x Sasuke x Sakura (threesomes, yum), Iruka x Kakashi, Yamato x Iori, Rei x Kai, some Demon Diary kerfluffles, and possibly a Sakura x Ino, if I get bored enough to try.

That's it for the preliminaries, I think. I'll probably put literary updates on the ever-handy livejournal (--points up--), but I make no promises, and you'll have to trudge through all the painfully derivitive and whiny shortcomings of a teenager's day-to-day life to get to them anyway, so it's not really reccomended. Unless you're just scarily devoted. (If you are, please don't bring it to my attention.)

On one last note. I am fucking LAZY. If (when) I start neglecting my ff.net account yet again, please feel free to harass me by any means necessary. Email, IM, whatever floats your boat. I promise not to call the authorities.

I will not hesitate to beat your ass with your own shoe. Enjoy.