It's a bird... it's a plane... it's Two-bit! Two-bit K. is known to most of the world as mild-mannered high-school student Valerie Keller. (But Valerie likes the name Two-bit better.) She spends her days writing silly stories, eating junky food, and watching The Daily Show. She likes Newsies and is working on her first 25 Newsies fics.

...At the SAME TIME.

"Alexander Hamilton was a very attractive man. Too bad he was a Federalist." -deep thought of the day