darkkalea
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Joined 07-31-00, id: 14934
Author has written 3 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Shakespeare, and Lord of the Rings.
Well, well, well. What have we here? There seems to be quite a reduction in the amount of fanfiction I have. Seems that while my computer was being committed to the insane asylum, ff.n made an announcement and carried it out... leaving me no time to back up any of my SG stories. So they have all fallen into shadow, if you don't mind me using that phrase.
Alas, I suppose I must go on without the fruits of my labor forever. I guess I shall have to start a new chapter in my life. I'll let you know when that is.
I actually managed to finish that LOTR fic after so much stress. I really hope it turns out alright. ^_^
Anyway, thanks for the attention.
DK Hey, should you wish to know about my pitiful life or find out when I'm updating next, check out my Deadjournal here.
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The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Oboebyrd's Guide to Writing Formulaic Fanfiction by Oboebyrd reviews
A SATIRICAL look at writing the 'perfect' LOTR fanfictions. I update for the glory of Gil-Galad.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 3/27/2002
Force of Habit by Raz reviews
Schwarz's 5th member, the most highly feared assassin ever has been caught by Kritiker and his mind has been wiped. Now Ran must cope with the result - Yohji. RanxYohji. COMPLETE
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 91,152 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Aya/Ran F., Youji K. - Complete
Middle of Yesterday by Missa Rhiannon reviews
Before Weiss, Yohji Kudou was a detective. His partner was a pushy, rude woman named Asuka. A girl goes missing, and they're hired for the job. The price the girl paid is high, but the price the not-so-dynamic duo pays is higher.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Youji K., Asuka
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
An Elf Lord Has Needs by Nightstalker1 reviews
Celeborn realizes that the romance has gone out of his marriage to Galadriel, which results in some very OOC attempts to regain her love. FINAL CHAPTER UP!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,938 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2002 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Galadriel
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
The True Mary Sue by Java Green reviews
The Java-Sue abomination continues. It just won't die! Ch. 8 up - hobbit cuddles, growing a spine, and the naked elves
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,005 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2002 - Published: 3/1/2002
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Of Mushrooms and Balrogs reviews
Pippin and Merry are off in search of mushrooms, followed by a sleepless Elf. Sinkholes and misfortune await!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
Brutus' Lament reviews
A soliloquy from Julius Caesar. A distraught Brutus thinks over his actions in the Capitol.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2002
A Gundam Ten-Pin Adventure reviews
The Gundam boys are off for a little 'fun' in the bowling alley. Please R&R!!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 2/8/2001 - Published: 8/3/2000
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