Pyromaniacal Llama
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Joined 09-14-02, id: 267608
Author has written 4 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Harry Potter, and Newsies.
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Hey people. You must be really bored to read this but I’ll type a lot anyway. To make you less bored

I’ve been really lazy writing lately. The last thing I posted was a crappy poem after I read Order of the Phoenix. I was very emotional then *sniff*

Ok, I’m going to cut the crap and get to the point. I’ve gotten out of my writer’s block and have plenty of ideas for fics (mostly Newsies one shots to improve my style while I work on a large MWPP era fic for HP). Unfortunently, I’m back in school now and since I have all advanced classes, have very little time on my hands to write. When I’m home all I do is work on homework, help mom with housework, exercise (which I must do everyday to get ready for gymnastics tryouts) and try to have at least a little social life. Writing kind of gets pushed to the side with all of that

But I’ll try. I really will

At the moment I have a rough draft for two different one shots (they’re pretty good for me) and a half a chapter of my MWPP fic (that one’s going to be revised and revised till it’s perfect) I hope to get one of the one shot’s up in a week *crosses fingers* but I’m not making any promises

Now to say a little about me...

I’m a teenager living in the Southern US who is... interesting

My personality is pretty hard to describe. I guess I’m just the queen of mood swings. Like today I’ve gone from normal to suicidal (first time in months. I blame school) to uber-hyper (ibook induced) to sleepy. The only thing I haven’t been today is regally pissed off. But I have been a little pissed off. It comes with the suicidal-ness

I’m not usually regally pissed or suicidal here, this is a happy place! I’m usually uber-hyper! (which makes me a say dude a lot. And people make fun of me. S’not nice) So expect lots of bouncy reviews! Because I bounce when I’m hyper *bouncebounce*

If you want to know more about me go read my diary *points* it’s up there.

And if someone gives me an LJ code I’ll love them forever! I’ve been trying to get one forever

TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO DO IF YOU’RE A NEWSIES (OR ANY OTHER FANDOM) NEWBIE

10. Songfic = bad. Especially when it involves Celine Dion or Avril Lavigne

9. Make your fic one huge block of text. People can’t expect you to take the time to properly space your masterpiece

8. Characters with names longer than 7 syllables are fun!

7. Author notes in the middle of paragraphs. Do I even need to say this one?

6. Post you’re fic before checking over it. Only lower life forms make mistakes. Not you the wonderful author *coughsarcasticcough*

5. No one will mind if you completely change canon. Of course not... *rolls eyes*

4. I’se a n’wsie an’ I’se an’ I’se g’nna soak ya’s! Accents are good when you can actually understand what they’re saying

3. Spot is really a very emotional boy. He cries every night. As does every uber-macho character. Because people be in character

2. i’M nO;t GoOd @ SuMmArIeS sO jUsT RR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Write a fic with an amazingly beautiful and sassy female newsie who is a perfect version of the author and hates/loves the character you have a crush on but that character completely loves them, like the rest of New York does

Can I say oi? If you’re new, don’t do romance, work on your skill until you go there. Focus on characters and interesting plots. Build up your ability

It’s what I’m doing now

Cheers
~Flare

FOOK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: Ok, I didn't get my fic out in time. My bad. I'm hoping to finish it this weekend but unfortunently my house is currently being battered by Hurricane Isabel. I hope by the time the eye gets here it'll only be a tropical storm but we still will probably lose power for a while. I don't like huricanes

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Boromir's Return by Osheen Nevoy reviews
Boromir awakens from his death and finds himself in an unexpected situation. Basically book universe with some AU bits, but inspired by Sean Bean. Complete, after nine years as a work-in-progress.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 522,949 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Boromir - Complete
During a journey in the dark by Thundera Tiger reviews
Join our favorite Fellowship heroes as they continue the journey of missing scenes and missing thoughts in Moria. Sequel to the story While the Ring went south... Chapter 6: The Fellowship jumps holes, casts stones, and herds cats.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,105 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/16/2003
Land of Light and Shadows by Thundera Tiger reviews
Eomer, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli journey south into Harad. Politics, abductions, assassinations, battles...life as usual. Chapter 38: The race to Haradhur begins! But not without a few false starts...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 290,691 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Aragorn, Eomer, Gimli, Legolas
Anything But That by Mondie reviews
Only a month this time! ;) Chapter Eleven: Mush. Pre-warnings of swearing, sex, and slash. Please read and review :)
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,030 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 5/5/2003
Brothers In Arms: Part Two by The Nightrunners reviews
Welcome to Paris: The White City. Please enjoy your stay, it may not be standing by the time the Fellowship leaves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,110 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 1/3/2003
Saint Vincent's A Rewrite by P.P.S reviews
The worse of the worst. The baddest of the bad. The most psychologically, emotionally messed up kids are sent to one place, the last place before jail or worse -- Saint Vincent's Reform School for Young Men and Women.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 10/19/2004
Keeping it Safe by Queen Kez the Wicked reviews
COMPLETE! Kloppman dies, and it's everyone for himself to see who gains control of the Lodging House. How much betrayal can these poor boys take?
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,695 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Big Brother Newsies Style! by Dakota-Jones reviews
Imagine the show Big Brother- only, with our own newsies stuck in the house! How would 12 of our favorites fare with each other if they'd never known each other and had to fight for their right to stay? Modern-day fic! COMPLETED
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,828 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Complete
The Marauder Chronicles by C.K. Talons reviews
COMPLETE "They say that the world is a wonderful place, full of love, happiness and joy. Until recently I believed that. But times have changed. What they don't tell you, is there are people out there who are more like monsters...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 414,220 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 9/10/2002 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire by bryn bnw reviews
Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,110 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002
St Vincent's by P.P.S reviews
*Chap 22* St. Vin's is a boarding school for out of control teenagers. Your parents give you three strikes and you're out, straight to St. Vin's. If the rumors are right, fear has been struck deep into your heart. If only they really knew about St. Vin's.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,641 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 12/5/2002
Alone by Stretch1 reviews
Time has past, the newsies have gone, and one person looks back and remembers. POV of someone we know, but won't be revealed until the last chapter.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,849 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 4/20/2003
Brothers In Arms by The Nightrunners reviews
(AU Modern-Day) Part 2 has started. Warning: Do *not* perform CPR on the elf unless you want to drastically screw up your life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,289 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 8/28/2002
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Broken Heart reviews
You think I don't see it. You think I don't see the way you look at each other. Do you think I'm stupid? rated for slash
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2003
The Brightest Star in the Sky reviews
OotP SPOILER! In loving memory...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Sirius B.
The Dream reviews
Basicly Hiei has a dream about a woman. Who is she? You have to read it to find out...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12/17/2002 - Published: 12/2/2002
Regrets reviews
Sirius Black thinks about the mistakes he's made in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Sirius B.