1. I AM COMPLETELY INSANE

2. MY NAME IS PRONOUCED ROSCO NOT RASCO BUT I LIKE THE RASCO SPELLING BETTER SO GET OFF MY BACK

3. I LOVE THE CAPS LOCK KEY

4. BUTTONS ARE PURE EVIL AND WILL SOMEDAY TAKE OVER THE WORLD

5. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A TOOTHPICK

NOW READ MY STORIES. I MEAN ALL OF THEM!!! NOW! OR YOU WON'T GET YOUR DESSERT