Rubber Duki
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Joined 12-16-01, id: 140003
Author has written 2 stories for X-Men: Evolution.
Why am I called Rubber Duki? Because while creating a Halo username I couldn't fit Rubber Duckie in. So now it's pronounced Do-key.

I'm also called sub_atomic_pulp in

I am eating a milky bar!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

DUKI is feeling: Blank/Sleepy

Because: She hasn't been getting enough sleep?

And when she feels like this she: Trys to remember what her homework is...

What she said just then: Great, can't believe I forgot my maths textbook again...
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I wanna have a summer break -.- but I can’t, because I’m in the southern hemisphere (Good'o New Zealand). While the people of the north get a summer holiday I get to write a prose on some old fella.

Do I want to move to USA right now? Yes, yes I do. But I’ve been learning the metric system for a decade. And I’m not switching to miles and gallons on the basis that I’m lazy.

I have a whole load of mind lint I need to clear up right now. If you'd like to read it, scroll down the page.

What do I like right now…

X-men Evolution
HALO
DoA
Soul Caliber II (when it comes out in New Zealand)
Zoids and a little bit of Cardcaptor Sakura

I used to like Cardcaptors a lot more before the mary sues took over most of fandom. Now all I see everywhere is pairings, oh lord the irrational pairings.

My fav characters of X-men are… actually I really don’t have a favorite. I like Lance (because I like earthquakes), I also don’t mind Pietro (Because he can… er… run fast?) and I occasionally talk to St. John Allerdyce (Pyro for all you new-age fangirls) because it’s nice to share your maniac comments sometimes.

I like laughing insanely. I like writing about things that don’t make sense. I like the new generation of plasma weapons. I like irony, sarcasm and insanity in general. I also like humor/parody.

I don’t like celery.

And right now I’m eating a milky bar (yum yum)

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Tall, Dark, Handsome Stranger by Ace of Hearts reviews
*AU set in the antebellum era* Two years after the events of Southern Belle, sixteen-year-old Kitty has been flirting with a possible engagement to Kurt Wagner...until one fateful day, when a dashing desperado and his gang of outlaws arrive at the county.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,771 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003
Who's Your Slytherin? by GirlEnigma reviews
*DISCONTINUED* Draco does the first good deed...ever... He does a favor for his only cousin, Dominique Malfoy, and apologizes to Harry and friends. Chaos ensues and Draco has fun playing friends. Full of humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,201 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
High School Stereotypes by Fatal Instigator reviews
Upon realizing that his plan to wipe out humanity is never going to work, Magneto sends his Acolytes to recruit a few of Xavier’s students, for his next mission. Discontinued
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003
Home Living, with Kitty Pryde! by Karos reviews
I'm having faaar too much fun with this...the show starts, and Bobby and Hank emerge from the lab...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2003 - Published: 6/22/2003
MUTANTBALLS by Ravenpan reviews
What happens when Mutants meld with Spaceballs???? THIS!!!! - Look out for the Tightarses! *chapter 6 up!*
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003
Southern Belle by Ace of Hearts reviews
*AU set in the antebellum South* Rogue has never been considered a beauty like her older sister Jean, nor a sweetheart like her younger sister Kitty...so what is she supposed to do when the most notorious playboy in the South starts courting her?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,398 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003
Baby Blues 2 Revenge is sweet! by todd fan reviews
COMPLETE! The second story in the 'misadventures caused by Seren'. Whoever wasn't a baby in the first one, is now. Oh yes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,035 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Complete
Charles Xavier and the Holy Grail by Matt Briddell reviews
And now for something completely different. Magneto sends the X-Men to a strange world that bears a strange resemblance to a certain British movie. Their powers are useless, and Scott and Kurt are the only ones that seem to have any idea what’s going on
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,136 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 5/8/2003
Sugar and Spice by todd fan reviews
COMPLETE! The first in the 'picking on various groups' saga. First up, The Girls! The girls are sent to a girls camp.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,594 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Complete
My Big Fat Mutant Birthday Party by Red Witch reviews
It's Rogue's Birthday, but she doesn't feel like celebrating. She's having a party she doesn't want and is not happy with the guest list. Complete with Misfits, jocks, snooty chaperones and a drunken Jean! Find out if Rogue will stay or run away from home
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,887 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/12/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Complete
The Trouble With Teleportation by Red Witch reviews
A Misfit story! When Lance starts moping over his long distance relationship with Kitty, he finds an unorthodox solution that threatens to drive all the X-Men insane! Will they retain their sanity? Completed fic! Let the madness begin!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,042 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Complete
Baby Blues by todd fan reviews
COMPLETE! The first in the 'misadventures caused by Seren'. Some of the people of Bayville are turned into babies, chaos ensues.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,480 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/27/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Complete
She Drives Like Crazy by Red Witch reviews
The X-Men are faced with their most frightening challenge ever! Kitty has a learner's permit and no one is safe! Who will survive? How will the madness end?! R&R the completed fic!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,920 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2002 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Complete
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The Plotless, Senseless and Pointless Xmen Fic reviews
This is an absolutely senseless, pointless and plotless fanfic. (Did I mention stupid?) But if insanity or a good laugh is what you're attracted to, go ahead and read.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 6/16/2003
Duki's Incredibly Insane Xmen Evo Show reviews
Duki's Incredibly Insane and Politically Incorrect X-men Evo Show. BUG HUNT!!! If you like insanity and stupid laughs, go ahead and read. WARNING: We bring you evilness. This time: Magneto and Mystique
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,422 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003