hello. Just so you know, i am the TRUE sporky goddess. I'm 13 and i spend my time saving the world... and the day i suppose. (i'm Wombatman if you wondered... yes, wombatMAN. wombatWOMAN sounds dumb and cheesy. bite me -please!-) I have a strange fixation with sporks. My collection (after a late-night visit and robbing of taco bell last night) has reach 51... encluding one metal spork my friend david stole from his kitchen. I don't know why i have this fixation... mebbe it's the whole insane thing again. Anyways, i'll have to warn you in advance... if i start a story and it has "chapters" in it, chances are i will never finish it... i have this 'slacking off' problem. eh. My interests (which i'm sure you're absolutly dying to know about) include art (if you wish to see some e-mail me), writing (heh, thank you captain obvious), and tons of other stuff. i like music. it's nice. laughs some especially awesome groups are InMe, Tool, RedHotChiliPeppers... well, there's a whole list. i just don't feel like typing any more. anyways, i hope you enjoy the stuff i've written.