Hi. I'm AmmaEmma. I have a severe problem with static electricity. See, every time I even touch something metal, I get one of those unfun jolts. It hurts, especially with cars and doorknobs. So if you ever see me using my butt to shut a door, you know why.

Oh, wait. You're here for the stories? Ok. Then why the hell are you wasting time like I waste space reading this? Hmmm? Stop reading and read.