Phil is an English west country lad who got into fanfic a while back and hasn't gotten around to leaving it yet. He has a certain fondness for beer (read, considers eight pints of Guinness a healthy dinner), enjoys playing rugby when he gets the chance (read, thinks running around on a muddy pitch hitting people is a mature form of exercise) and has yet to upload all his fic onto fanfiction.net. (Read, is also a lazy git...)
While he realises that accepting payment for fic is illegal, he will happily accept freely given donations of either cash or alcohol. Mail for details.