Once upon a time there lived a little Velociraptor named DW and she wanted to write stories. However, she could not for she did not have apossable thumbs. So one day, she went to the grand volcano with her little sister tied up in a bag. And she screamed up upon the heavens, "OH GREAT GODS OF THE VOLCANO! Please take this sacrifice in exchange for apossable thumbs." And so saying she threw the screaming bundle into the molten lava below. And the gods did grin and her people feasted upon the lambs, and sloths, and carpet lice, and breakfast, etc for she was granted apossable. And it was good.