Satan's Little Helper
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Joined 05-02-02, id: 208088
Author has written 3 stories for Fanfiction Poetry, Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

I love B-movies. Plan Nine From Outer Space, Godzilla sequels, old Peter Jackson. Stuff that's absurd and sort of godawful, but still has some inexplicable redeeming value.

This is why I'm still on this site, even though I supposedly write good original fic now and should be old enough to know better.

My first fandom was Digimon (shamefully enough). My newest are Good Omens, Doctor Who, Fullmetal Alchemist, and The House/Wilson Show, but I write all manner of goofy shit sometimes, and fandom will not always stop me.

Updates come in punctuated equillibrium. Since finals start Monday and last night was the last sleep I'm likely to get until I'm back home, expect madness.

(For its part, the penname is also a relic from a happier and less grammatical time. Don't let it worry you.)

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Sirius on the Rum by PrincessEilonwy reviews
Oh, what a silly misprint. Of course that's supposed to be run, not rum. After all, we all know Sirius Black would never get drunk, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,066 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 43 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Real Tale of Bilbo and Frodo Baggins by FreaknessForDummies reviews
[...and Their Many Splendiferous Adventures] What really happened to the Fellowship: the story they didn't want you to read!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Frodo B., Bilbo B.
A lesson in lemon by Tomiko reviews
Will, so very very naive. Jack offers to teach will the reason of lemon after hearing strange sounds in the room next door RR
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2003
NeverWhere by cori reviews
Brian and Curt take a trip to this place called Neverwhere. Coloured lots. Read/Review!!
Velvet Goldmine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2003 - Published: 10/31/2002
When in Doubt, Go Leather by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
The autobiography of an 18-19 year old Sirius Black, covering the time he got abducted by aliens, his short life as a model, not to mention James and Lily's wedding......it's all here! R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Sirius B.
Stage Clear by Shimegami-chan reviews
One-shot. A much-older Kevin spends some time with the games he once held dear. For the young NES-gamer in all of us.
Captain N - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Complete
Snuffles' First Adventure by Trinity Day reviews
Why Sirius chose the name 'Snuffles' in GoF. A MWPP story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/30/2000 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
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Blunt Trauma reviews
RoyEd, with Al. Mostly humor and bickering. No spoilers. “Just let me finish the gargoyles,” Ed replied faintly, and began cackling to himself.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Snowfalls reviews
It's not lost on Remus that two months ago, it would have been just James and Sirius up at this hour of the night, scuffling through trunks for gloves and scarves and hats, and bickering incessantly. RS, but more importantly a Marauders friendship fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Holden Caulfield in Disney World reviews
Loosely based on David Denny's poem 'Holden Caulfied at the Car Wash.' Disney asked for it, the bunch of phonies.
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/16/2003