Yo Whoever this is. I am Cheryl, as you probably already know ^.^ I am here to tell you of many things. If they annoy you, don't listen to them. Most of them won't make sense to you, unless you're a certain person. Now, on to the lifetimes of inadvertently incomprehensible advice. (HEE HEE! Me use big wordses!)

1) "I thought we were having Stove Top! I want NONE of this Soul Toast."
2) Daft Punk DOES make good music, you IDIOTS!! Listen to their subliminal messages and bow down in wonder!!
3) Jhonen Vasquez is cute, I don't care what ANYONE says!!
4) If I am famous, this is worth money. DON'T DELETE IT!!
5) The Internet is sometimes the best way to make real friends.
6) Blondes aren't all stupid, but most of the ones I'VE encountered have been... blonde.
7) 10 Reasons NOT to Blow on Kitty's Tummy... lol.
8) Beware the evil butt-sniffing Poodles!!
9) "I canot compete with your warm bowels."
10) Photocopiers SUCK!
11) Don't eat ice cream and salad before you go on a bus, you'll eventually throw up.
12) When the Frenchies fail their french test, you KNOW something is wrong.
13) Sharee (is that how you spell it?) REALLY needs
D-E-O-D-O-R-A-N-T!!!
14) Midgets with high voices usually don't reach puberty until their late thirties.
15) " I'd shoot myself if I thought I hadn't improved."
16) If she's that overprotective of her goddam candy canes, LET HER KEEP THEM!
17) If you pierce your nails, DON'T put hoops in them.
18) When the homicidal maniac shows up, RUNNNNN!!!
19) If a really annoying guy loves you, go out with an even MORE annoying guy. Then, when the guy you went out with to trick the annoying guy thinks you still like him, run away and join a circus.0_o
20) The french word for mucus is NOT marcus.
21) When you sit in the smell of permanent marker for so long, you get a headache from loss of brain cells. BELIEVE me, it's DEFINITELY from loss of brain cells. Me is dum now.
22) If a song is depressing to you, STOP LISTENING TO IT!!!
23) If you want something out of a vending machine, don't stand there, looking at it, expecting it to come out on its own will. PUT SOME MONEY IN THE GODDAM MACHINE AND PRESS A BUTTON!!!!
24) Don't waste your time on men; 85% of them are assholes, 5% of them are genuinely nice, and the other 10% are GAY!
25)Don't wear a wool sweater in the rain.
26) Never lend a pencil to anyone whose address you don't know.
27) Never lose contact with the people you knew in middle school; even if you hated them, someday you'll call them and have someone you can relate to.
28) Don't have an Internet relationship; THEY CAN'T BE TRUSTED!
29)The butt-sniffing poodles thing was Dale's quote, I'm sorry... :'( sniffle... OH WELL!
30) No computer can do what we do, so DON'T TRY TO INVENT ONE YOU IDIOT!!
31)If someone calls you names, call them "El rato mal cherioso" (which means "smelly rat" in Portugese) and they will be to confused to try to make another comeback ^_^
32) Don't waste your time on a guy who doesn't appreciate you, although few will. If you ARE gonna waste your time on a guy, waste it on a guy who cares.
33) Keep a fresh supply of WORKING permanent markers on hand at all times; you never know when you might need one.
34) People you don't know are always unfriendly to you... dunno why...
35) People with freaky hair and stuff AREN'T necessarily freaks, people. HAVE AN OPEN MIND!!!
36) Remember every detail, even the small ones. About EVERYTHING. Ya never know when it'll come in handy.
37) If you're still reading, go take a walk, this is a LOT longer than you think, and you should get some exercise today. Always a good idea.
38) No matter what, always listen to the wise old gym teacher. He may sound dumb, but deep down, he's... well dumb. I'm not sure why I wrote that...
39) I wonder if this'll take up space at the end of a comic book at some point in time... hmmmmmm...
40) Don't put skittles down people's shirts, especially girls. It's a very uncomfortable ordeal. Almost as bad as having a TACO shoved in your face... Damn Fez... grrrrrr...
41) Go to St. Pierre. Spend some time in a boarding house with a weird french lady and some junior high students. Believe me, you'll have a blast! ^_^
42) Don't have a cheesie-stuffing-in-your-mouth contest with Dale, she'll win... hah! I'll beat her at something... someday...
43) Don't dye your hair pink... PLEASE don't dye your hair pink... OH FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T DYE YOUR DAMN HAIR PINK!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!
44) Don't eat the cafeteria food, (except the cookies) no matter what. It's dangerous.
45) Coffee is like a way of life. No, wait, it's like a religion...mmmmmm... tastes like metal...mmmmmmmm
46) Don't sleep on a couch with Chico, you'll wake up with her foot somewhere more annoying than last time... guh...
47) Da Crunk Foo'!
48) Does ANY of this make sense to you? Hmm, I think I'm sorta starting to sound as goofy as HNB... eep!
49) "One for you, one for you, and..."
"One for ME?"
"Uh. . . . . . umm . . . . one. . . for. . . . .you. . . . . . ?!?!"
50) The Pogos at Dominion are VERY old!
51) Don't spend 25 cents on a candy cane; You can get a box for less than two dollars ^_^
52) 52, huh? Tired yet? Huh? Are ya? C'mon, tired? Ok, never mind, I'll shut up and finish this... : P
53) Don't turn down an offer to go to Dale's house at the last minute...She gets really mad at you...
54) Don't start showing off artwork in class; everyone will want you to draw a picture of THEM!!
55) I'M GONNA KILL STEPHEN BRODERICK!!! AAAAAGGH!!!
56) A starfruit and a box of candy canes cost about the same.
57) Starburst; making pink ok for guys.
58) Always have a pencil nearby; drawing streaks can start at REALLY weird times... 1:30 AM?!?! Damn, I was tired!
59) Melanie's Dad is a STONER!! HAHAHA!
60) Supercalifragilisticexpialadotious will never save you from anything. Believe me!
61) Every time someone says the word "man", jump up and scream, "Fine! Be that way!". Fun, fun!
62) Cheating is wrong, so don't let anyone see ;)
63) If you wait eleven years for something, you're bound to get it. If you don't, GO KILL WHOEVER MADE THAT HAPPEN!!!!!
64) If an alien invades your brain in a dream, go get a haircut.
65) All songs you don't like are bound to get stuck in your head... "Baaaaaaby think it oooooover, think it ooooooover..." AAAAAAAAHHH!!!
66) Don't throw wieners at people, especially vegetarians. It's not very nice.
67) Meat is eeeeeeeeeeevil! EEEEEEEEEVIL I SAY! EEEEEEEVIL!
68) Never wear a fizzy pink hat with a trenchcoat. NEVER!
69) If you get 100% on a test, you know something is wrong.
70) Never insult someone by saying, "Yeah? Well all of your games are BURNT!". For those of you out there who didn't understand that, that's computer nerd for, "You're too cheap to buy your own games!", which isn't a good insult to begin with.
71) After you cook hash browns for a certain amount of time, they become shriveled and chewy and taste like the mysterious flavor-changing Hallowe'en potato chips...
72) Never add chicken to overcooked, chewy hash browns, because then you have "Crunchy" Chicken Salad, which isn't very pleasant.
73) "Oh, I don't know what to do, about this dream and you... we'll make this dream come true" DON'T ASK!
74) Someday, if I'm famous, and I'm up at two in the morning with Dale trying to finish a comic book for tomorrow... THEN I'll wish I was dead.
75) "Oh my god, it's GOD!"
76) Is that the wind I hear? Hmmmm...
77) When you run out of ideas for supper, there's always air. Mmmmm air! Nutritious, delicious, and no chewing, swallowing or digesting needed. And it keeps your heart beating.
78) Note to self: Winnie the Pooh fruit snacks taste "wicked when you're baked" according to Becky... 0_o
79) "Why don't you play the game?! What game?!"
80) Change your socks daily unless you want them to smell like Maria's... :P
81) ICQ or MSN? ICQ or MSN? Hmmmmm. . . .
82) Hallowe'en chips never taste like chips. They range from peanut-flavored to celery-flavored, but NEVEr taste like actual chips... It's a MYSTERY!!!!
83) I can't paint my room until my grandparents take the extra bed out, my grandparents can't take the extra bed out until they move, and they're not moving for a MONTH!!!
84) There's nothing wrong with a little fun... Just as long as you keep your pants on and don't eat squid.
85) "Try our vacuum, it sucks."
86) Phonse for mayor! EEHHHHHHH!!!
87) Ok, the last few things have not been wisdom tidbits at all... don't mind them.
88) Warm fuzzy? But I wanted a cold prickly :(
89) One day while I was jumping in the bathroom a squishy chocolate bar fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the inflatable chair and knocked over the egg sandwich. Then it ran out the door into the rumpus room and tripped a google off the table. It then knocked a glass of egg nog off the coffee table. After 695698432860456 minutes of chasing the chocolate bar through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest sock.(funny stuff c/o De Rol's Web page. ^_^)
90) YOU SHALL NEVER HAVE MY BRAINS, INFERNAL CROW!!!!
100) For #100, I shall post a funny and pointless conversation about brownies.
Celeste Reed says:
lol...well...the rbevilages of being minors, eh?...gotta love 'em :being sarcasticly enthuasiastic:
°¤°¤Eat Cake, It Be Goooood!¤°¤° says:
heh yeah. its really crappy. even if you DO get somethin, you gotta be super careful not to go home or your parents will notice. : P someday ill be legal age...
Celeste Reed says:
yeah someday...
°¤°¤Eat Cake, It Be Goooood!¤°¤° says:
*sigh*... on a better topic, cake is really quite good.
Celeste Reed says:
yeah true...but brownies are better
°¤°¤Eat Cake, It Be Goooood!¤°¤° says:
yeah... but i dont have any brownies.. or cake for that matter.
Celeste Reed says:
what would the world be without either...I know it might be a bit chaotic...
°¤°¤Eat Cake, It Be Goooood!¤°¤° says:
lol. yes, people killing one another to see if they have brownies or cakey goodness for brains.
Celeste Reed says:
yeah...well...I think some people would enjoy a world of chaos...and might try and go back in time to take away cake and brownies to make it that way...
°¤°¤Eat Cake, It Be Goooood!¤°¤° says:
lol .yea... but it woodnt be me. i dont have the equivalent IQ enough to build a birdhouse, nevermind a time travel machine.
Celeste Reed says:
I don't know about my IQ...but I know that to build a time machine would take a zillion einsteins
°¤°¤Eat Cake, It Be Goooood!¤°¤° says:
lol. definetly.
Celeste Reed says:
yeah well...I'd think it be hard to find that millin einsteins unless you could clone him that many times...
°¤°¤Eat Cake, It Be Goooood!¤°¤° says:
and to clone einstein,you would need a time machine and a proven way to clone stuff.
Celeste Reed says:
yeah so it's totally impossible unless someone has a piece of his hair lying around in their attic
°¤°¤Eat Cake, It Be Goooood!¤°¤° says:
doubt it.
91) HAHA! I forgot 91-99. I will say them now because I don't wanna have to and change the number of the one before this. I AM LAZY!
92) When you see the half-buzzy chick walking her dog in a thick thick fog, wearing fuzzy poiple socks and humming the song to Maniac Mansion, ITS TIME TO RUN LIKE HELL!
93) What would we do without brownies and cake?
94) Don't sneeze. You'll scare the squirrel. . .
95) Everything gets moldy, eventually.
96) My mind DOES know more than I do.
97) How is it possible for a candle to melt if it's not lit???
98) When shading, a picture should NOT have 80,000,000 light sources. Very confusing business.
99) Ah there, now the numbers make sense... sort of.
101) 3 Easy steps to making friends:
1)Find your subject
2)Pick up a roll of wrapping paper
3)Throw the wrapping paper and scream "SCHMOO"
102)"I have had enough of you nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... CORN."
"But I haven't been eating corn."
103)Aww, my bees. . .

To be continued... MUAAAAHAAAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAAA!!