Prathdrake
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Joined 08-25-01, id: 103058
Author has written 16 stories for X-overs, Harry Potter, and Stargate: SG-1.
Why don't I list all the stuff about me in point form?

-I write mostly Harry Potter stories
-I belong to the internet organization of SUSHI, BASILISKS, ACHOO, or whatever it's called now.
-I also belong to METMA (Muggles for Equal Treatment of Magical Articles)
-I like the shows Stagate SG1 and The Red-Green Show.
-I was born with three thumbs The doctors cut it off and now my left-hand thumb is slightly deformed)
-I have yellow, green, blue and brown eyes.
-My favorite authors are J.K. Rowling, C.S. Lewis, Gordon Korman, L. Frank Baum, Lewis Sachar, and Roald Dahl.
-And finally, I DO NOT WRITE ROMANCE FICS! And why not? Because as we all know...

Love is the fart,
*Of every heart,
*For when held in,
*Doth pain the host,
*But when released,
*Pains others most...

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Harry Potter and the Attack of the Dark Lord by noogs reviews
This is the story of what happens in Harry Potter's Sixth year. The Dark Lord has attacked. Enjoy 8-)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2002 - Published: 1/27/2002 - Harry P., James P.
Harry Pothead: The Sorceror's Stoned! by Aurora Lynn Rose reviews
Well, here it is, by popular demand... the Harry Pothead series! Wrote chapter one today... mwa ha ha ha ha... more to come when I get more po---sugar! Yes, sugar...... P.S. THIS IS NOT MAKING FUN OF HP! I worship those books; this is just a spoof. Okies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2001 - Published: 5/29/2001
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Cauldron Bottoms: A Rita Skeeter Exclusive reviews
Just a BASILISK fic! In this second Rita fic by Draco Malfoy and Prathdrake, you will read about cauldron buttocks, Eminem, cheap handcuffs, bad dressing, and a train which goes off it's tracks! Read on!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2002 - Percy W.
Transition reviews
I shall only tell you one thing, so as to not spoil the story. Harry is kidnapped by Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,484 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2002 - Published: 3/1/2002 - Harry P.
Harry Pothead and the Chamber of Secrets reviews
This is a sequel to Aurora Lynn Rose's Harry Pothead: The Sorceror's Stoned. It's really funny! I encourage you to read it! I don't want to spoil it too much for you, so I'll tell you only one thing. Harry has a passage FILLED with pot. Hehe!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2/22/2002 - Published: 12/12/2001 - Harry P., Harry P.
A Harry Potter Sermon reviews
I got the idea for this fic whil in church (look at the title). Also, this is a SUSHI challenge. It's rather funny, so I encourage you to read it. This story is when Harry gives a sermon. You'll find out what about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/17/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Story I Neglected To Give A Good Title reviews
Another ACHOO/SUSHI challenge! I think this story was actually pretty good. Its a Mary Sue and a Billy Bob, though. But it was supposed to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/12/2002 - Hermione G., Harry P.
An Eventful Day At The Market reviews
These ACHOO challenge entries just keep on comin'. In this one, the Draco gang takes a trip to a Muggle store to get all the things on their list. SPAM, chocolate, dresses and dip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Draco M.
Miss Moron reviews
My third ACHOO fic! A strange, new teacher comes to teach at Hogwarts. i wish i could teel you more, but that would give away the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Harry P., Ron W.
A Christmas Peril reviews
Snape is visited by the 3 spirits of Christmas, will he change? (Probably not.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11/15/2001 - Published: 11/11/2001 - Severus S.
Peeves Peril reviews
Another ACHOO challenge! Peeves becomes the...Dun, dun, dun... ...new DADA teacher! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/8/2001
Snape's Story reviews
This is the REAL story of why Snape hates Harry. Don't believe any of the others. They will decieve you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2001
Prisoners of 637 reviews
More of an adventure than an action fic. Carter and Jackson get trapped on a planet.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2001
A Tale of Terror reviews
NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY. Its supposed to be funny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9/26/2001 - Published: 8/30/2001
What next? reviews
An ACHOO! challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/29/2001
A Day in the Life of Dumbledore reviews
This is a humorus little diddy of a story about what happened to Dumbledore one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8/29/2001
Nearly Headless Nick's Deathday reviews
A songfic to the tune of that popular 60's song, "Its my Party".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2001
Harry Potter Meets the Teletubbies reviews
The title explains it all. This is my first fic, so please review and be nice.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2001