Obviously, 'reality check' is one of my favorite phrases, besides 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!' and 'go away'. Presently I'm attempting to convert my 'image' [drawn, not photographed] into JPEG form... but it's not working, IS IT?? Stupid thing :kicks her computer: DIE... At any rate, I hope you enjoy my fics; comments are almost always welcome, unless you're worldwidely known as a FLAMER FLAMER FLAMER. FLAMER!! Mwahahahahaha. Oh, and I have a little thing I wrote - specially for flamers.

I'm afraid when it comes to words, my friend,
I'm sadly out of luck,
But I can summon my ditty with just two words,
And here they are: You suck.

Die, flamers. :continues ranting about flamers for another ten minutes:

No, I refuse to stop writing! I have lots of time on my hands! It's either write here or reread The Long Patrol... wait,I want to reread the Long Patrol! I'm outta here...