Citoyenne Jennie Ainsleyhide bio
Author has written 7 stories for Lord of the Rings. Born at a very young age, I have quickly accumulated enough large words to sound dignified on nearly any essay I write. However, I prefer parodies, as I have no original ideas of my own. I wouldn't say I'm a genius, but my friends have been known to say such things. (For purposes of privacy, however, I will not discuss names... you understand)Major obsessions at the moment are "The Scarlet Pimpernel" by Baroness Orczy and "The Lord of the Rings" by JRR Tolkien. If you haven't read either of these, WHAT YOU SITTING AROUND HERE FOR?!? Go, read. Then come back and read my parodies. |
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L'Anneau Misérable reviews
LotR to the Libretto of Les Miserables? More dementia! Huzzah! - PG for Galadriel's language -
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,695 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Frodo B., Aragorn
The Golden Elanor reviews
LotR/Scarlet Pimpernel; In a time of war and terror, one man stands forth to right the wrongs of the Uruks, his identity hidden behind the small golden flower of Lorien.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,716 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2002
Fellowship, the Music Video "Hero" by Nickelback reviews
From the mental patient that brought you "Come What May" comes another LotR music video to a non-LotR-related song...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2002
Mordor Rouge reviews
From the insane mind that you have urged on with your praise comes a new parody. (I really think you can figure out what the parody is...) Come, read, sing along. I promise, it's Spectacular, Spectacular! Chapter One is up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/19/2002
The Goonie Hobbits" reviews
From the deranged psycotic that brought you "The Lord of the Immune System" comes THE crossover: LotR and the movie "The Goonies". Come, read, lose IQ points. I think it's funny. (CHAPTER 1)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2001
Saruman's Coat of Many Colors reviews
A quick parody of the song from the musical "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/9/2001
The Lord of the Immune System reviews
My parodying powers back by popular demand, I present my biology project in which I combine The Lord of the Rings with the Immune System. Heck, I got 1st prize, so it better be good. Come, read... you might learn something!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/25/2001