Let's see... My bio... Hmm...
Well, A little about me, first:
1. I am NOT (contrary to popular beleif) a ham sandwich
2. My motto: Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten
3. Habitat: A small room with glass walls, woodchips on the floor, and a big wheel for me to run in (I'm trying to install some clear red tubes to run around in)
4. I do NOT appreciate it when people stop me on the street just to say "FREAK!!" and then hit me with a large tuna. I mean, it was funny the first time but...

So... what did we learn, children? Leave the fish in the water, or else it may kill your offspring. (ROCK ON!)