It's so good to be back! I'm sorry I haven't written anything in *forever*, I just found out that there is life after computers! ^_^ Anyway, they really need to put a fluff category on here. Neville writes a letter to Santa on Christmas Eve.

With Wormtail gone, Voldemort looks for someone else to accompany him in his songs. He volunteers Snape, who does quite a bit of butt shaking in this fic. ; ' ) ~kicks computer~ Screw the freaking formatting.

Voldie's advice column in the Daily Prophet. I'm sorry it's been so long! ; ' )

Rachel reflects on how others see her. It's a drabble - exactly one hundred words! ~No matter _what_ word count says; I counted it myself!~ And one hundred words means it's very short, too. Don't expect to spend a lot of time on this one. ^_^

I got a hold of Rita Skeeter's column. Well, several, actually. WARNING: This story may cause excessive groaning, vomitting, or just the general urge to kill the author. ; ' ) I was both bored and sleep-deprived when I wrote this. Proceed with caution.

Rating for the sadisticness, even though that's not a word. These were made up by a classmate.

Everyone's favorite Dark wizard, accompanied by Wormtail, sings Barbie Girl. ; ' )

Snape rants about - aw, heck, what the title implies. ; ' )

Wow. My first Animorphs fic in a while. Rachel vents on how the other Animorphs see her. Some minor swearing.

What was Tom Riddle's average day like? Short and pointless. ; ' )

It's pointless, as the title implies. I try to write a story, and my Muse drives me nuts. ; ' )

Hehe. Potions class messes up, and Snape gives a performance as punishment. ; ' )

Neville gets his say. Snape gets what he deserves. I get a headache from the stupidity of this fic. ; ' ) If the formatting's messed up, tough noogies. Blame the paper clip. ; ')

Sort of like James' Big Debut. Harry gets detention, but Snape gives him detention that nobody deserves. And nobody hate me because I used BS' song! ::ducks the flying tomatoes::

Yep, another one in the same 15 minutes. I hate this one, but I'm posting it anyway. ; ' ) Please read, at least.

Exactly as the title implies. Short and cute.

Parody of Green Eggs and Ham. There's no swearing, but it's sort of a sick concept. This is actually one of NVD's games.

Just what some of the worst stories look like. It's a self-explanatory title.

It was rumored that Ax's sister would show up in 38. Though that didn't happen, I wrote a short little story about it.