(updated: 5/19/07)

Quickly and simply, my name is Alejandro Rodrigues Lee (b. 11-2-81). I am attending The Art Center to become an Entertainment Designer. My lifelong goals include getting into movies, animation, and someday solving some of the world's most severe problems (pollution, racism, poverty)

artistic stuff by me
daily nonsense (w/ occasional cosplay updates)

Completed Stories

Hats/Off (South Park)
Our Favorite Sick Little Bastard (South Park)
The Taxicab Recessions (South Park)
Even Worse Than Planet of the Apes (South Park)
What a Sucky Life (South Park)
Alas, Poor Kenny (South Park)
Screw South Park, I'm Going Home (South Park)
It's Just Porn (South Park)
Death of a Guy Group (South Park)
Our Fic Featuring Frostbite the Robot (South Park?)
Baybay Sue (South Park)
Not Quite How it Happened (Invader Zim)
Unfortunately all my South Park fanfics were written in SCRIPT format so they are no longer permitted here. Tough luck, huh?

Stories in Progress

The Saint Shields (Beyblade, Beyblade 2002/VForce) A prequel leading right up to the events in VForce that follows the (mis)adventures of Ozuma, Joseph, Miriam, and Dunga around the world as they seek out the Four Sacred Holy Beasts. Cameos by The White Tigers, The Majestics, and nearly all VForce-only characters.
STATUS: Transcribed story into a doujinshi(!!) Currently posting pages to DeviantArt.

Chicago Mahou (Ojamajo Doremi)
A not-quite parody of the musical/movie Chicago. It's very tedious to write since I'm required to make up new lyrics for the songs - but it's still fun. There's going to be _at least_ 10 more chapters, each with one song parody as its centerpiece. But a straight-on parody would be dull so there will be numerous plot twists thrown in to make the ending less than predictable (even I don't know).
STATUS: Still stuck on Chapter Three's feature song.

Future Endeavors

Final Fantasy VI/VIII crossover; Terra vs. Squall, apparently the Half-Human/Half-Esper isn't too pleased with how SeeDs are enslaving her fellow summon creatures under the guise of Guardian Forces Final Fantasy VII; telling the game's story from Jessie's point of view

Final Fantasy VII: similar premise, but follows an alternate storyline that stars Jessie, Shera, Reeve, and a Custom Sweeper (yes, one of those robots)

Last Exile: A post-episode 26 tale involving the recently wed soldiers, Mullin Shetland and Donya Shaaya. The couple gets into one mess after another including a rambuncious child, learning how to fly their own vanship, and dealing with the newly appointed captain of the Sylvana: Tatiana Wisla.

A Class Rep's Life (Beyblade 2002/VForce) A story entirely about Hilary's agonizing task of always getting back to class on time day after day throughout the whole second season NO MATTER WHERE she is at that point (because she's responsible n' stuff). Hilarity ensues. _
STATUS: Haven't written one sentence yet.

Mommies Never Forget (Beyblade, Beyblade 2002/VForce) A story that explores the origins of Rei Kon and his estranged biological parents. Takes place during VForce and continuously switches between present day and events from the past as well as switching between character point-of-views.
STATUS: 3 pages in. Still mostly loose concepts.

Writer's Block: The Revenge (South Park, original) This is planned as a huge, multi-chapter'd, multi-genre'd saga that focuses on my original characters, Dana and Tommy (who are NOT MARY SUES …or so I think. @_@;), as they mature beyond SP fancharacter status into something more transcendent and functional. The point of view is constantly shifting and there will be many unlikely protagonists (including the Red Haired Girl from South Park). Love, loss, redemption and the cruelty of Real Life are the themes. I've been working forever on this, but my biggest issue has been trying to give the saga a suitable premise that will at least keep it from just being a verbose manifesto of how much the current state of fanfiction today disgusts me. ;
STATUS: Very uncertain

IGPX: A post-series story about Amy's higher education (outside of IG City) at an institute for gifted/enhanced children. Bad news for her is Max is also enrolled there and the two seemingly get caught in a bitter rivalry. Matters become worse when it's discovered the genetic enhancements in one of them might have a terminal flaw.

Gunslinger Girl: A post-episode 13 plot development which deals mostly with Claes giving in to EVIL and scheming to bring down all of Section Two from the inside out, starting with the prototype Angelica...

Ojamajo Doremi: Story about story-writing; Nobuko has to come to terms with her obsessions with Aiko. Various people take the heat in her increasingly disturbed fiction.

STUFF I SUPPORT

(Old Format - these are from 2003, and I honestly don't feel any reason to update them to the new format )

Digimon Frontier

"One True Pairing" Ship: Izumi/Junpei
"Canon" Ship: Mercuremon/Ranamon
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Kouji/Izumi Takuya/Izumi with Junpei whining like a little bitch ¬.¬
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Kouji/Neemon (believe me, it's there)
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Takuya/Kouji
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Lucemon/Takuya
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Bokomon/Neemon
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Izumi/Tomoki (for the challenge aspect ~)
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: …shockingly, the various shounen-ai pairings are too subdued for my tastes
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Izumi/Junpei foreveh und eveh

Digimon Tamers

"One True Pairing" Ship: ...Ryo/Hirokazu; it's really the only one as plain as the nose on my face
"Canon" Ship: Juri/Takato
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Hirokazu/Shuichon
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Hirokazu/Takato/Ryo
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Hirokazu/Kenta, Ruki/Hirokazu
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Ryo/Jenrya
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Yamaki/Jenrya
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Takato/Shuichon!
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Takato/Ruki
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Jenrya/Takato

Kids Next Door

"One True Pairing" Ship: Kuki/Hoagie (Yes- I CAN wait that pathetically long)
"Canon" Ship: Nigel/Abby
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Nigel/Wallabee
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Father/anyone
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Chad/Abby, 396/88
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Delightful Children/anyone
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Teen!Hoagie/Cree, Lizzi/Nigel
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Tommy/Mushi
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: ...Kuki/Wallabee ~_~;;;
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Lizzi/Nigel (it's the only one going anywhere)

The Weekenders

"One True Pairing" Ship: Ms. Tonitini/Dixon XD
"Canon" Ship: see above
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Lor/Laird
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Tino/Carver (but that's just my imagination getting the better of me; "Pumpkin Pie", indeed XD)
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Carver/Nona
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Pru/anybody o.O
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Lor/Thompson
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Bluke/Francis resident 'special' kids
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Lor/Tino, Tino/Tish, Carver/Tish
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: see top choice

Ojamajo Doremi

"One True Pairing" Ship: Oyajide/Onpu
"Canon" Ship: Doremi/Tetsuya, Hazuki/Masaru, Nobuko/Miho
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Doremi/Pop
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Hana/anybody, Doremi/Reika
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Toyokazu/Kenji, Toyokazu/Kenji/Jun/Yutaka/Yuji, Reika/Kaori, Junji/Yoko, Yuji/Naomi, Masaru/Shiori
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Pop/Erika, Tetsuya/Onpu (you can blame Violet Smith for this one)
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: all the FLAT4 pairings, Masaru/Takeshi
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Jou-sama/Majorin, Junji/Yoko/that other boy who likes planes
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Doremi/Onpu (the fans can't even decide who ownz who), Tetsuya/Kouji (they're just friends!)
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Aiko/Nobuko (ONLY because it's so freakishly one-sided, y'seeee!)

South Park

"One True Pairing" Ship: Cartman/Wendy (it ended where it began ...or did it?)
"Canon" Ship: Garrison/Mr. Hat, Travis/Kelly
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Stan/Gary, Butters/Pip, Kyle/Pip
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Stan/Kyle/Kenny, Cartman/Kyle, Kyle/Kenny, Stan/Kenny
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Stan/Kyle, Satan/Chris, Gerald/Randy, Garrison/Jimbo, Red/Jordan
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Mackey/Choksondick (in a charming way XD)
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Shelly/Cartman
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Mrs. Cartman/Chef
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Damien/Pip, Craig/Tweek, Gregory/Mole, Wendy/Bebe
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Kyle/Bebe (I'm watching SP for my weekly satire fix, anyway :3)

Fairly Oddparents

"One True Pairing" Ship: Timmy/Tootie
"Canon" Ship: Cosmo/Wanda
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Chester/AJ, Timmy/Chester
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Timmy/Vicky (obviously)
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Mom/Dad!
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Cosmo/Wandesimo
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Wanda/Wandesimo
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Jörgen/70's¡Jörgen XD
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Timmy/Trixie
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Timmy/Tootie

(New Format; started after 2003):

Beyblade

How Totally Awesome Is That?!:
Tyson×Kyouju, Kyouju×Dizzi, Max×Tyson, Kai×Rei, Rei×Lee, Rei×Kiki (one-sided), Max×Michael, Judy×Emily, Oliver×Giancarlo, Kai×Johnny, Mariah×Emily, Kai×Yuriy, Boris×Rei (non-con), Balkov×Kai (non-con), Tyson×Hilary, Miriam×Max, Miriam×Dunga, Kai×Wyatt (one-sided), Kane×Salima, Tyson×Kane, Rei×Salima, Max×Alan, Dr.K×Judy, Tyson×Zeo, Marcos×Sanchez, Tyson×Daichi, Hitoshi×Rei, Max×Rick, Julia×Raul, Mihaeru×Mathilda, Mihaeru×Claude, Aaron×Mathilda, Raul×Mathilda, Julia×Mathilda, Romero×Judy, Max×MingMing, MingMing×Kyouju (one-sided)

Guess Again, BUDDY:
Tyson×Kai, Rei×Mariah, Max×Emily, Emily×Kyouju, Ozuma×Miriam

Favorite Characters: Kyouju, Max, Judy, Giancarlo, Miriam, Dunga, Romero
Disliked Characters: Tyson, Hilary (VForce only), many random minor characters

Most Overused: Tyson, Kai
Most Underused: Eddy, Ivan, The Saint Shields, Dr. K

I'm Most Like... Kyouju; I'm nerdy enough

Elfen Lied

I'm Down With:
Mayu×Nana, Lucy×Bandoh (sado-masochism yay :D)

My Head Hurts At:
Kurama×Nana, Kouta×Yuka, Kouta×Mayu, Kouta×Lucy (present-day), Lucy×Nana, Kouta×Nyu, Mariko×anyone

Favorite Characters: Nana, Bandoh, Kurama
Disliked Characters: Mariko & Yuka

I'm Most Like... Kouta; stupidly nice/forgiving and often prone to dullness in social settings

Last Exile

Fly the Friendly Skies With:
Claus×Lavie (platonic), Dio×Luciola, Tatiana×Alister, Mullin×Dunya, Vincent×Sophia, Kostabi×Ethan, Claus×Tatiana, Claus×Alister, Gale×Claus, Vincent×Urbanus First Officer (one-sided hero worship), Alvis×Holly (maybe)

No Way But Down With:
Dio×Claus, Dio×Lavie, Delphine×anyone, Alex×anyone except Euris, Ethan×Alister

Favorite Characters: Lavie, Luciola, Alister
Disliked Characters: Delphine

Most Overused: Claus, Dio, Alvis, Delphine
Most Underused: Lavie, Alister, Godwin, Sunny Boy (aka 'Nosehair'), Piggy Bird (aka 'Fat Chicken')

I'm Most Like... Claus; stupidly nice/forgiving and often prone to dullness in social settings

Oban Star-Racers

Can't Argue With:
Stan×Koji, Molly×Jordan, Aikka×Molly, Don×Maya

Best To Avoid:
Rick×Molly

Favorite Characters: Jordan, Stan, Koji, Para-dice, Rush
Disliked Characters: Toros, President of Earth

Most Overused: none
Most Underused: Maya, Para-dice, Spirit

I'm Most Like... Jordan; prone to jealousy and hopelessness XD;

Maria-sama ga Miteru

Happiness Comes In The Form Of:
Rei×Yoshino (yellow-shipping a.k.a. trainwreck!incest-shipping), Kashiwagi×Yuuki (rape-shipping), Sei×Yumi (molest-shipping), Yumi×Yuuki (loving!sibling-shipping), Minako×Mami (heel-shipping), Eriko×her brothers & her dad (one-sided sister complex-shipping, crack purposes only), Yumi×Kanako (stalker-shipping!)

Could Care Less About:
Sachiko×Yumi (red-shipping), Sei×Shimako (white-shipping), Sei×Shiori (tragic-shipping)

Fairly Neutral Regarding:
Shimako×Noriko (buddha-shipping), Yumi×Touko (mishmash-shipping), Youko×Sei (meddling-shipping), Kashiwagi×Yuuki (raep-shipping)

Favorite Characters: Yoshino & Sei (duh)
Disliked Characters: none, although Shimako's overly perfect-ness irks me (Shiori's too)

Most Overused: Sachiko & Yumi
Most Underused: Rei & Yoshino

I'm Most Like... Eriko; easily taken by WEIRD things & can't commit to anyone EVAR, also kinda like Yumi since I CONSTANTLY wear my thoughts and emotions on my face (like an idiot)

Gunslinger Girl (+ Il Teatrino)

I Feeeeel Like:
Emilio×Rico, Henrietta×Rico, Triela×Claes, Pietro×Elenora, Jean×Jose, Hilshire×Rachelle, Olga×Priscilla, Franca×Franco, Marco×Patricia

Would Be Nice (wishful shipping):
Claes×Angelica (non-con), Claes×Rico (non-con), Triela×Aurora (one-sided hero worship)

I'm NOT Going To Entertain The Notion Of:
Jose×Henrietta, Jean×Rico, Hilshire×Triela (even if it's TOTALLY FORCED), Raballo×Claes, Marco×Angelica, Claes×Angelica (consensual)

Favorite Characters: Triela, Marco, Elenora, Rico, Franca
Disliked Characters: Elsa, Lauro, Pino

Most Overused: Henrietta, Jose, Ferro (when we COULD'VE had more Olga or Priscilla, bozhe moi~)
Most Underused: Claes, Raballo, Priscilla, Olga

I'm Most Like... Claes; I tend to keep myself socially isolated for long durations of time.

IGPX: Immortal Grand Prix

I GO FOR EET With:
Liz×Amy, Takeshi×River, Cunningham×Takeshi, Fantine×Jessica, Bjorn×Amy, Bella×Takeshi (one-sided sado-masochism)
Jan×Dew, Amy×Max, Takeshi×Johnny (one-sided hero worship), Takeshi×Yuri, Himawari×Amy, Michiru×Masa

I Brake On A DIME With:
Takeshi×Liz (your canon is STUPID), Takeshi×Fantine, Cunningham×Fantine, Masa×Himawari, River×Himawari

Favorite Charactrers: Amy, Luca, Liz, Andre, Yamma, Sola, Michiru
Disliked Characters: Takeshi, Sir Hangra, Zanack, Fantine (I swear I'm not just French-bashing here...)

Most Overused: Takeshi, Fantine, Cunningham, Sir Hangra, Yuri
Most Underused: Amy, River, Michiru, Himawari, all of Team Edgeraid, Jessica, Elisa, Max

I'm Most Like... Andre; old fart randomly doling out advice to anyone willing to listen (in my case, to all my fellow artists online )

Haibane Renmei

Flight!:
Reki×Nemu, Reki×Midori, Kana×Hikari, Nemu×Sumika

Blight!:
Reki×Rakka, Rakka×Kuu, Hyouko×Reki

Favorite Characters: Kana, Reki
Disliked Characters: Hyouko, Midori

Most Overused: Hyouko & Midori
Most Underused: Kana & Hikari

I'm Most Like... Nemu; sleep is gooood XD

Midori no Hibi

Yeeeaaahhh~!:
Seiji×Midori, Seiji×Ayase, Kouta×Midori, Seiji×Kouta

Ohhh Noooo~!:
Seiji×Shiori (though it IS adorable), Takamizawa×Midori

Favorite Characters: Rin, Seiji, Midori, Nao (manga only)
Disliked Characters: (pending, manga only)

I'm Most Like... Kouta- minus the repressed homosexuality, yep ~

Sensei no Ojikan

Don't STOP:
Suetake×Kudo, Oyaji×Iincho, Watabe×Nakayama, Kitigawa×Mika, Tominaga×Seki

(FYI: no bad pairings implied)

I'm Most Like ...Watabe. @_@ Occasionally I find myself acting like Oyaji and Seki.

Tales of Legendia

These Are Good Times:
Senel×Chloe, Senel×Norma, Chloe×Norma, Jay×Moses, Senel×Stella, Fenimore×Shirley, Walter×Shirley (one-sided), Curtis×Isabella, Moses×Csaba, Solon×Jay (non-con), Will×Amelia, Sven×Norma, Chloe×Elsa, Grune×Norma, Will×Norma, Chloe×Stella

Not So Good Times:
Senel×Shirley, Moses×Norma, Jay×Shirley, Chloe×Shirley

Favorite Characters: Chloe, Norma, Jay, Grune, Moses, Will
Disliked Characters: Shirley, Walter, Fenimore, Maurits, Thyra

Most Overused: Shirley
Most Underused: Stella

Tales of Phantasia (pending)
Tales of Symphonia (pending)
Tales of the Abyss (pending)
Tales of Eternia (pending)

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Good...:
Ritsuko×Ibuki, Misato×Hyuga, Toji×Kensuke, Toji×Hikari

...Or Don't Be:
Shinji×Asuka, Asuka×Rei, Gendo×Rei, Kaji×Misato, Kaworu×Rei

Favorite Characters: All of them. XD; But Misato would be #1 on the list.

I'm Most Like... Shinji when it comes to insecurity, Rei when it comes to righteousness, Asuka when it comes to competitiveness

Le Chevalier D'Eon

I'll Gladly Accept:
Lia×D'Eon, D'Eon×Anna

Not so fond of:
Maximilien×Lia

Favorite Characters: Belle, Marie, Lia, Tellaigory, Robin, Durand, Calistrogo, Lorenzia
Disliked Characters: Pytor, Pompadour

Lucky Star

Easily:
Konata×Kagami

I'm Most Like... Tamura (see: Watabe from Sensei no Ojikan)

Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru

There's joy to be found with:
Mizuho×Mariya, Mariya×Takako

Just a bit too crazy for me:
Mizuho×Ichiko, Mizuho×Kana, Mizuho×Yukari

Favorite Characters: Mizuho, Kei, Mariya
Disliked Characters: Sachiho, Ichiko

WWE

Likes:
Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas, Trish Stratus, Chris Jericho, The Undertaker, Jimmy Wang Yang, Mickie James, Jillian, Booker T, Goldust, Kurt Angle (2000-2005), Jonathan Bradshaw Layfield (announcer only), The Rock

Dislikes:
Randy Orton, Jeff Hardy, John Cena, Matt Hardy, Edge, Vickie Guerrero, Vince McMahon, Khali, Mr. Kennedy, Carlito, Kenny Dykstra, Chuck Palumbo, Lance Cade, Trever Murdoch, Candice Michelle, Torrie Wilson, Ashley Massaro, Michelle McCool, Mark Henry, Umaga, Mike Mizanin, John Morrison, Gene Snitsky, Lita, Hornswaggle, Cody Rhodes, Hardcore Holly, Michael Cole, Todd Grisham, Jerry Lawler, Big Daddy V, Layla El, Chavo Guerrero, Gregory Helms, Jonathan Coachman, Stone Cold Steve Austin

Debatables:
Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Bobby Lashley, Dave Batista, Ric Flair, Mick Foley, Rey Mysterio, Christian, Beth Phoenix, Melina, Dusty Rhodes, Shane McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, Linda McMahon, Kane, Victoria, Maria Kanellis, Super Crazy, Lillian Garcia, Sharmell, Funaki, Montel Vontavious Porter, Rory, Robbie, Fit Finlay, CM Punk, Big Show, Paul London, Brian Kendrick, Armando Estrada, Santino Marella, William Regal, Teddy Long, Deuce, Domino, Cherry, Rob Van Dam, The Boogeyman, Shannon Moore, Jesse, Festus, Jamie Noble, Elijah Burke, Kofi Kingston, Colin Delaney, Tazz, Joey Styles, Jim Ross

Most Overused: Cena, Orton, Jeff Hardy, Batista, Triple H, Vince McMahon
Most Underused: Shelton Benjamin (always)

I'm Most Like... Jim Ross (for some reason)

Other stuffle I'm down 'wit…

(Cardcaptor Sakura) Sakura×Tomoyo, Touya×Yukito
(Cowboy Bebop) Ed×Tomato (one-sided, manga only)
(Diamond Daydreams) Suomi×Hanna, Suomi×little boys
(Fate/Stay Night) Rin×Archer
(Final Fantasy VII) Cloud×Jessie
(Final Fantasy VIII) Seifer×Fujin×Raijin
(Inuyasha) Sango×Kohaku
(Kino no Tabi) Kino×Hermes
(Kannazuki no Miko) Tsubasa×Miyako, Souma×Yukihito, Corona×Reiko
(Kyoushiro to Towa no Sora) Kaon×Himiko

End quote:

"Yumi-san, your brain is melting. O_o"
-Shimazu Yoshino (Maria-sama ga Miteru)