7 YEARS. Seven years since I last logged on to this site. Why am I back now?

Well, I switched back to my old email address about a year or so, and because I am too lazy to bother with my filters, began to receive notifs from FF.net again. And every time I read "So and so is now watching your story", I cringed. How good was your writing when you were a teenager that had just discovered anime, fanfiction and the fact that two boys kissing was actually rather interesting? Yeah. Or maybe you are still in that phase, in which case keep it up 'cause you've found a good thing. :D However, despite a lingering sense of shame, due to head trauma I actually didn't (and don't) remember anything about the stories I wrote.

Anyway, I eventually clicked on the link to "Fallen Angels" in the email with the intent of logging on and removing this little bit of shame that kept popping back into my life. But before I did, I thought I'd read a few chapters out of morbid curiosity. And it was good. I mean, aside from the terrible spelling mistakes and mistaking love for lust, as well as all the usual n00b mistakes, it has a good plot and was actually interesting for me to read. So this is why people kept watching it!

And so now, I figured I might start using this account again. I still write occasionally, though mostly I draw, and there are some writings which I sincerely hope nobody I know ever reads. Given that this account is already full of such examples, and nobody irl knows of it, perhaps it's time to show some of my scribbles the light of the internet again.

But first, I think some housekeeping is in order. I'll start with Fallen Angels, and perhaps manage to improve some of the more cringe-inducing paragraphs. And this bio needs some serious pruning.

~Chaos Revamped

aka Chaotic Vampire Goddess

The following are all pruned excerpts from my 2003 bio.

"Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light" -Anon

"I'm really quite easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me." -Anon

"Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?" -From waterfall2014's bio

"Smoking: Think of it as evolution in action." -Larry Niven

"I'm going to live forever or die in the attempt!" -Anon

"I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose." -Anon

"I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter."-Anon

"Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away and have their shoes." -Anon

"I never make predictions, and never will." -Paul Gascoigne

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." -David Acfield

"That's the label on my underpants, not a chew toy!" -Me to my 10 month old kitten. Well, one of them anyway. I've got two identical twin kittens. Double Trouble.

"You will never get my powers!" "You tell him!!" "I just did." -Yami & Yugi, YuGiOh
"Ready or not, Spirit, this is where you take over!" -Yugi *yelling at Puzzle* "Hey! Yugi! I'm not- You can't- This isn't a duel!" *Sees Tea* "hello..." -Yami

"To do is to be. -Descartes. To be is to do. -Voltaire. Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra.

"I bet he is the hair of slytherin. " "It's the Heir, not the hair!" "Well, he lived a thousand years ago, so for all you know, he could be." -My sister and me

2010: A quote from my 2003 bio saved for the lols: "Yeah, I know, I'm blond. Don't hate me 'cause I'm beutiful!" No, hate me because I didn't use a spellchecker.