Hi.

I've never been good at these profile things. I am a frickin' fiction writer. Non-fiction hangs on me like a suit made out of salami. Not well and leaving worse off than before. Anyway, still, you are here and you are curious about what sort of profile I have. Heck, I look at all the writers that I like too. Sigh. They put my skills to shame. (Goes off to a cave deep in the woods. But comes running back when a bear chases me. Colbert is right. Bears are minions of Satan.)

So, again, hi. How are you? How are things? Really? You should really get that check to make sure it doesn't spread. And if it turns green, really start to worry. Especially if it answers back.

Okay, about me. I occasionaly write bouts of fanfiction between original fiction. Mostly it's a nice palate cleanser. Instead of having to make up everything from scratch I already have the characters fully formed. I just need to move them around and put words in their mouths. It's like Sims meets Mad Libs. It's a great exercise on working dialog.

I am also left handed, slightly mad but in the Doc Brown sense not in the Lizzie Borden way and I worship at the alter of Ray Banks, Charlie Huston, James Kirkwood and Palahniuk. That's alot of alms. When I write, I usually write to Tom Waits, Bauhaus and The Horrors. And there's always a glass of Mountain Dew near by.

That's all you really need to know.

Really.

Everything else is just filler.

And not the yummy creamy kind like in a Hostess cupcake.

Wait, are you still reading this?

Wow.

You really are curious.

Okay, fine. Another thing about me, I also have a Deviantart account.

If you get tired of reading you can see some of my bad art. And, yes, there is also fanart there too. You can point and laugh to your heart's content.

That's it. Now go. There's more fanfic to be read.