I'm a retired Animorphs writer who's safely mired in the Final Fantasy fandom with no hope or inclination of wading out. I also dabble with a bunch of other stuff, namely Warcraft and One Piece. As for real life details: I'm twenty-four, I'm female, I'm a teacher (yes, stop laughing). I'm hoping to write when not teaching, ending up with some amazing novel that ends up with me making wodges of money and wearing Gucci, or at least attracting leprechauns to write some amazing novel that ends up with me making wodges of money and wearing Gucci.

I am mostly a (bad) romance author, and I enjoy everything - het, slash, toaster on toaster, whatever.I'm really fond of stories where people don't take on the usual gender roles. Yes, Virginia, I like my girls semes. I tend towards the non-canon because I am a sick, terrible person who generally likes the pairings that nobody else likes and aren't physically possible. I am a romance writer! I am unashamed! (except for my first fanfics at the bottom - please do not read them, they are there to remind me what I never want to be again, ie thirteen).

Couples I am fond of and devoted to include Yuffie/Vincent, Amarant/Freya, and Thrall/Jaina. If by the last two you detect that somewhere within my matrix I need women to get with large green guys, you are right (I think I stared at Blanka from Streetfighter too much as a child). I love One Piece and will warn you all right now that I am a shrieking, writhing fangirl for Merryshipping, due to the sincere belief that the original five-man crew of the Going Merry are all married to each other forever and ever and ever amen. I am fascinated by the relationship between Nami and Usopp as a sideline. To a nunnery with thee, disbelievers: Usopp is hot. (Nami is also hot, but gone are the days where I could blithely write myself in as a devastatingly awesome pirate-girl with a name suspiciously close to my own who whisks Nami off her feet and sing Boyzone songs to her during the courtship).

I am also very, very lazy, though I am sometimes motivated if people offer me a great deal of money. Needless to say, I am not motivated very often.

Works In Progress:

Thirteen Ways To Say Goodnight - your number one stop for irritable mutant children. Is getting written slowly and surely, like the saddest snail (oh come on you know me; it'll be done in, like, 2010). It may provide gentle amusement to know that the nickname used most for Gudrun by fans is 'Grunty' (and by fans I really mean my teddybear and my dog).

But That Was In Another Country - I like writing this because I had to stop writing the story where Squall and Laguna were starving to death and had to eat Angelo, so I had to write this instead in terrible bitterness. I promise that I am getting better at updating this before all of you turn to skeletons at your computer desks.

Everything Else:

Go Not Gently - is finally finished, thank God, and I almost sort of miss writing Black Tango's dialogue which I generally came up with after hitting my head against the wall and seeing what I could come up with post-concussion. The website , which contains artwork far better than the story itself, is well worth checking out:

I apologize for formatting errors in my fanfic right now. I still need to edit after Deletegate.