i am a lompster who lives in one of those supermarket teraiums for a few weeks only to be eaten by some fat smelly old lady when i get big enough to be noticed. in my free time i smuggle strawberries and chinchillas in from canada, which is a highly illeagal crime. fortunitely no one would ever suspect a little lomster like me. but i'm going to be killed soon so sorry, no shares of my smuggling company stock is available(I'm really making more money than bill gates except no one watns to admit it). that's all folks no i'm not nuts, just real boared. =) |